It's kind of freaky that I'm able to report that Jenny Maniston went to John Player's house around 9:30 p.m. last night for a late night bang and sleepover.

Jennifer was reportedly dressed "casually" in jeans with her hair down as she rode in the back of her security detail's car, arriving to John's crib. She was rocking a big overnight bag. This "small gesture" is reportedly a big step in their relationship.

When they dated the first time around John would always go to Jen's house because John has a typical bachelor bad; it needs new paint, it's beat down with overgrown trees and he doesn't have items in the fridge other than "a six-pack of beer."

But none of that matters to Maniston. She will do whatever it takes to hold John's attention. Who knew she never spent the night before? It should be mandatory that both people in a relationship spend time at each other's house, at least to snoop around for nude pics of the skank you're being cheated on with and review issue dates of the STD prescriptions buried underneath clothes in the top dresser drawer's back left corner.

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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer flew into L.A. together on Monday, October 13.

The pair split in August after a 3 ½-month romance, but they met up in Manhattan recently and looked like lovers when they came back to California together.

"They were very lovey-dovey," said an insider. "They kissed several times and hugged each other tightly. John gave her a long, lingering kiss."

"John was relaxing after finishing his international tour, and they hooked up. " After spending time together under the radar in New York, they flew to Los Angeles together and looked every bit the couple they once were.

John Mayer is one dangerous, dangerous man. You get one lick at his stick and it's all over. Hooked for life. Good luck, Jen. I hope you lock a man down before you start growing gray pubes. Keeping my fingers crossed.

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The he said, she said inevitable Johnifer breakup rumors continue.

Reports are surfacing that John Mayer dumped Jen via text message, however, as you know, Jen says she's the dumper, not the dumpee.

"She is so intent on getting married and having children, he felt hemmed in. After a 20-minute phone conversation, he just said, 'I can't take it any more,' and hung up. Then he texted, 'That's it - the end'."

Meanwhile, Aniston, 39, has thrown Mayer's "let's just be friends" request back in his face.

The former Friends actress is said to be furious the singer talked to the press about how "different chemistry" is the reason behind the break-up.

"Once again she feels she has been mislead by a man she cared deeply about, only to be left disappointed. Jen and John made a pact not to go public about their relationship when they were together and now they are apart he has gone and shot his mouth off at the first opportunity.

"She's moving on and doesn't want to see or hear from him again."

It doesn't sound like Jen's moving on, she keeps getting her friends to diss John. Who cares if John dumped her haggard ass via text? We all saw this coming, why didn't Jenny?

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Does a player ever fess up?!!! John Mayer wants us to think, in his case, yes!

"There's no lying, there's no cheating, there's no nothing," Mayer told reporters Saturday about his split with Aniston after working out at an Equinox Gym in New York's SoHo neighborhood.

If anything Mayer had only praise for his ex, saying: "Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met."

So what went wrong? "People are different, people have different chemistry," said Mayer, who appeared emotional, nervous and sad. "I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don't want to waste somebody's time if something's not right."

The only reason why John appeared "emotional, nervous and sad" is because he has some new ho waiting for him at the gym he didn't want the paps to see. Where is this video?!!

Whether John cheated or not, he dumps all of his bitches within two to eight months. That's a man whore for ya.

UPDATE: To watch apologetic Johnny, click here for TMZ's video.

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John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston got all cute and cuddly pool side this weekend in Miami. John even hit the 'Marley & Me' wrap party with his new bitch! I'm sure he's just trying to win points after reports came out last week that he was seen flirtin' with some ho in a club. I'm sure just tea bagging Jen will make her happy at this point.

Jennifer Aniston isn't dicking around when it comes to getting a nursery ready for her upcoming adoption. She has already installed a $300,000 nursery in her home and plans to adopt a baby in LA. What?!? You're not going to adopt from a third world country like the rest of Hollywood? She obviously doesn't want to be part of the 'in' crowd.

A source close to the unlucky in love former ‘Friends' actress claims she has chosen a baby boy from an adoption agency based in LA. The insider said: "She's now decided to find a baby in LA and she likes the name Alexander, which means ‘defender of men' in Greek. It's a family name �" her younger half brother is called Alex."

The 39-year-old former wife of Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt installed the luxury nursery inside her $15 million Beverly Hills mansion, which is also said to include two children's bedrooms, a nanny suite and a playroom.

I don't think Jenn will get a baby boy to have a son, I think she's gonna raise him to be her husband. That bitch holds on to a man about as long as a chihuahua can hold its poop.

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The National Enquirer reported that Aniston, 38, is expecting and speculated that the father could be either Vince Vaughn, Paul Sculfor or Sex and the City hunk Jason Lewis. But her rep tells Usmagazine.com: "She is not pregnant."

Christina Aguilera and Jennifer Lopez took forever to confirm their pregnancies, Jennifer should have taken forever to deny hers. I didn't even know she was alive still until I heard this rumor. Bitch, be grateful someone's talkin' about ya.

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Jennifer Aniston on the set of her new film, He's Just Not That Into You. Art imitates life. Jen's relationships just do not work at all. Nope. Not happening. Next. She's the perfect actress for this role. I just find it ironic. They should re-title the film, Jennifer Aniston, every guy you date is just not that into you, bitch.

Does Ms. Adopt-The-World still have issues with Jennifer Aniston? Geesh. You would think she has better things to worry about like saving entire countries or adopting 20 more kids.

Jennifer Aniston took the time to send books, games and a congratulatory card to ex-husband Brad Pitt, Angie and their new son, Pax, Life&Style magazine reports. But Jolie reportedly sent the card spinning to the trash can. "Angie didn't approve of it at all," a source told the mag.

Apparently, Brad wasn't too happy with his girlfriend's hostile reaction, especially since Jolie's ex-husband Billy Bob-Thorton recently revealed that he still chats with the brunette beauty on a regular basis.

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