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Jennifer Aniston Gets Inseminated

Jennifer Aniston's next movie is called The Baster and it will costar Jason Bateman:

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Bateman and Aniston will play best friends Wally and Kassie. When Wally learns that Kassie plans to become pregnant through artificial insemination, he replaces the donor's semen with his own and must live with the secret that he is the father of her child.

Wait, this is a romantic comedy? It sounds more like an episode of Maury to me. I think Jen is trying to be funny by picking this role. I mean she's getting old and has no children and the tabloids are always claiming she is pregnant, but this time I think the joke is going to be on her. This movie sounds tragic rather than funny.

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Jennifer Aniston Doesn't Wanna Show Us Her Snatch

After baring her ass in The Breakup and having racy pics taken of her like the one above, not to mention her nekkidness in GQ magazine, Jennifer Aniston has turned down an offer to pose in the buff for Playboy magazine.

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Jennifer Aniston has turned down a $4 million offer to pose naked for Playboy.

Magazine boss Hugh Hefner reportedly approached the former Friends star after her recent photo shoot for GQ, in which she posed nude except for an appropriately placed necktie. Sources claim the 40-year-old star isn't interested in showing off any more of her body, and turned down the offer.

You know she wanted to take it. Jen doesn't have issues with baring it all, she just doesn't wanna lose the respect of her fellow actors and fans. Too bad there's not much of that stuff left since she began dating John Player.

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John Mayer Wants To Marry Jennifer Aniston

Star Magazine reports that John Mayer is having an engagement ring that he designed made for Jennifer Aniston. They also claim that money is is no object for him and that he wants to propose on her February 11th birthday.

Jennifer Aniston trails behind John Mayer

I don't care that Star Magazine reports, I refuse to believe this. He is a man-child! Man-children do not get custom made rings for their girlfrends. Man-children get coerced into marriage and let their fiancé pick out the ring!

Brad Pitt in W Magazine

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Brad Pitt sat down with W Magazine to discuss his movie The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (which is fabulous by the way). He also addressed Angelina's previous statement. Angelina had said in a earlier interview that one day she wanted her kids to see Mr. and Mrs. Smith because she wanted her kids to see their parents fall in love. Jennifer Aniston was offended by this because Brad was still married to her when the movie was made. Brad says:

We were still filming after Jen and I split up. Even then it doesn't mean that there was some kind of dastardly affair. There wasn't. I'm very proud of the way that it was handled. It was respectful. [The film] will mean something to our kids. It will, that's all."

Now let's be done with it! Here are a couple more excerpts from the article:

On Aniston's recent comment that it was "uncool" for Jolie to openly state that she and Pitt fell in love on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith…
"Listen, man, Jen is a sweetheart. I think she got dragged into that one, and then there's a second round to all of that Angie versus Jen. It's so created."

On his current relationship with Aniston…
"We still check in with each other. She was a big part of my life, and me hers. I don't see how there cannot be [that]. That's life, man. That's life."

On photographing Jolie for W magazine's November 2008 photo spread…
"We have fun working together; these things bring you closer. And let me tell you, it's really sexy to see your loved one through the lens. I went much further [than the cover shot of Jolie breast-feeding]. I didn't show those."

On how family life has changed him…
"I quit smoking. That was the only thing that got me to quit. That was it. Done."

On gay marriage rights…
"People who are against gay marriage do not understand the very freedoms that they themselves are enjoying. What if someone said, ‘Sorry, no Christianity here? No Judaism. Certainly no Mormons.' No one would stand for that, and I wouldn't allow anyone to say that either. I'd fight them in the same way."

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Quote Me of the Day: John Mayer

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On Jennifer Aniston's nude GQ magazine cover.

When I touch it, angels die.

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A Nude Jennifer Aniston is a Good Idea

At 39, Jennifer Aniston looks better naked than I do. Go Jen! I wanna be taking hot butt nekkid photos when I'm pushing 40, too. Isn't it funny how so many of us females swear we were fat in high school but it's not until later that we realize what we were workin' wit?!

Anyway, here's some excerpts:

As for her feelings about Mayer, 31, she says, "Honestly, did not know much about him before I met him. I'd heard ... you know, uh 'Your Body' â€" that song. But what I can say is that I had no idea what an extraordinary musician he is. And it's just great to sit and be witness t that. It's kind of like, Whoa!"

Aniston's currently working on a film called Pumas, which she calls "sort of a female Wedding Crashers" about two "aspiring cougars."

"It is so a comment on the sexual double standard, and what's been ironic is how hard it's been to get this movie made," she says. "Studios want it, but they are afraid of Middle America. They'd want to change it; they're saying, 'Oh, you can't do that, people just can't imagine you..."

It's part of what she sees as a disturbing problem in Hollywood.

"Look, I think all women on some level just want to rage against the machine," she says. "There are too many movies out there that don't empower women, movies in which their only way of being happy is finding a man. And you know, that's not my favorite theme."

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WTFug Pic of the Day: Jennifer Aniston's Calendar Photo

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The tits look great, but Jenny looks like she's rockin' an Adam's Apple.

Jennifer Aniston Entertainment Weekly Quotes and Pictures

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Jennifer Aniston on her Vogue quote ("What Angelina did was very uncool") being taken out of context : "I was just surprised that Vogue would go so tabloid. I was bummed. But you almost expect it. Big deal. Done. Next."

I was at the salon yesterday and I was shocked that "What Angelina did was very uncool" was on the cover of Vogue, too! I couldn't have said it better than Jen.

On the rumors that she's carrying boyfriend John Mayer's baby because she refused alcohol while having dinner:

"Oh my God, it's hysterical. You can't do anything without it going to some extreme. It's almost going to take away the fun from actually being able to say one day, ‘I'm pregnant!' Everyone will be like, ‘Yeah, right.' It's the boy who cried wolf. Stop stealing my thunder, motherfuckers!"

On her divorce from Brad Pitt: If you strip away all of the glitz and the glamour and the headlines �" the shock and the awe of it �" it's just people living their life. Shit happens, and it's normal as any other human being if you take away the headlines. It's just not as interesting without the headlines.

On motherhood being in her future: "I'm on the verge of it in some way�"or it's something I long for." … I'm on the verge of it in some way�"or it's something I long for."

Jen has taken everything in stride. I adore her spirit and she's so adorable. I think she's pregnant right now, too. Heh. She better have some kiddos because she'll probably be an amazing mother.

Quote Me of The Day: Jennifer Aniston

On picture-taking fans:

"My favorite move is when people pretend that they're on the phone, and they kind of dial and take the picture at the same time. You hope they're doing it for themselves �" that they're not thinking, ‘I'm going to dine out on you.' "

On Facebook:

"It's not for me. I'd be opening myself up too much. I don't want to sound like a complete innocent �" I've looked at things, of course. But it's such spewing. If I look at it, I'll be affected. It's like dancing with the devil."

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Brad Pitt Calls Jennifer Aniston, Tells Her She Sucks for Talking About Angelina

The new Vogue magazine interview with Jennifer Aniston has again revived chatter about the breakup of the actress' marriage to Brad Pitt.

Aniston's ex-husband called her to complain about the Vogue piece. Pitt and Jolie were ''totally thrown'' by Aniston's Vogue interview, thinking she had already ''moved on ... and wouldn't want to reopen this old wound.''

At any rate, Aniston's spokesman is not commenting on the alleged Pitt call to Aniston, simply e-mailing, ''That's personal information. ... That really is no one's business.''

Brad has every right to complain, Jenny Maniston's comments are four years late. It's also pretty funny that Jen's talking about this now when she's dating John Player. That shit's gonna blow up in her face and she'll look like even more of a loser.

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