Jennifer Aniston
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Years after her split with Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston is finally telling all. Go Jen! :)
Vince Vaughn Helped Her Bounce Back After the Pitt Breakup:

"I call Vince my defibrillator. He literally brought me back to life…He was lovely and fun and perfect for the time we had together."

Before Dating John Mayer, She "Barely Knew" His Music:

"I deeply, deeply care about him. We talk, we adore one another."

She's Still Reconciling With Her Once Estranged Mom:

"She's changed," Aniston says about her mother. "She's humbled with age. She fell in love. At 73 years old. I'm like, No, no, no, no! I don't want to hear how great the sex is."

The Celeb Tabloids Have Her Love Life All Wrong:

"This whole 'Poor lonely Jen' thing, this idea that I'm so unlucky in love?," she says. "I actually feel I've been unbelievably lucky in love...I'm right where I'm supposed to be."

Kids Are in Her Future:

"I'm going to have children," she declares. "I just know it."

Carrie Bradshaw, Beware!

"I never liked Sex and the City, the kind of thing where women only feel empowered once they find the Man," Aniston says. "It is just not up my alley. I don't believe in it."

"I never liked Sex and the City, the kind of thing where women only feel empowered once they find the Man," Aniston says. "It is just not up my alley. I don't believe in it." - Um, I couldn't disagree more. There are many men and women who enjoy being in a relationship and aren't really cut out for the single life and Sex and the City represents that.

All of the characters are not co-dependent. Samantha is an empowering, independent woman. She hates relationships, loves sex, and doesn't conform to the housewife and mother role that society has taught women to take on.

Just because Jennifer Aniston's love life is embarrassing and she loves a man whore doesn't mean she has to diss a revolutionary show that has made women feel good about themselves. Sex and the City also has older characters, something many television shows and movies - like "Friends" refused to do, featuring young women instead of aging, sexy broads.

Jen is trying to be like, 'I'm independent,' but if she was so independent she wouldn't jump from one man to the next i.e. Vince Vaughn, Paul Schulfur, Gerard Butler and John Mayer. She has no room to talk.

She said she was bothered that Jolie felt the need to recount a detailed timeline of exactly how she fell in love with Brad Pitt on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith. (Pitt was still married to Aniston at the time).

"There was stuff printed there that was definitely from a time when I was unaware that it was happening," Aniston said. "I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss."

Aniston then shook her head in disbelief.

"That stuff about how she couldn't wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool," Aniston said.

JOHN MAYER

As for her romance with notorious womanizer John Mayer, Aniston (who said she still wants children) said, "People need to mind their own business! Did you ever think Claudia Schiffer and David Copperfield made sense? Love just shows up."

When Mayer bragged about dumping her, Aniston said, "Trust me, you'll never see that happen again from that man."

I wish Jenny the best of luck with love. If Halle Berry could find love later in life, so can Maniston. I just think Halle made a better choice by choosing an under the radar sexy model than a musician who bangs groupies.

The pair made their first outings as a reunited couple last week, enjoying a romantic weekend in New York and a concert in Boston. But while friends are scratching their heads about what made Jen take the playboy musician back, the smile the actress has been wearing says it all �" she's pregnant and loving it!

I wouldn't put it past me that Jen's desperate enough to get knocked up on purpose. I hope this is true because it's so ridiculous. This means their breakup is imminent and John won't even tell Jen about it. He'll just wait until the baby gets old enough and tell it to tell mommy it's over. Hey, that's not such a crazy idea. I'm sure it happens every day.

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It's kind of freaky that I'm able to report that Jenny Maniston went to John Player's house around 9:30 p.m. last night for a late night bang and sleepover.

Jennifer was reportedly dressed "casually" in jeans with her hair down as she rode in the back of her security detail's car, arriving to John's crib. She was rocking a big overnight bag. This "small gesture" is reportedly a big step in their relationship.

When they dated the first time around John would always go to Jen's house because John has a typical bachelor bad; it needs new paint, it's beat down with overgrown trees and he doesn't have items in the fridge other than "a six-pack of beer."

But none of that matters to Maniston. She will do whatever it takes to hold John's attention. Who knew she never spent the night before? It should be mandatory that both people in a relationship spend time at each other's house, at least to snoop around for nude pics of the skank you're being cheated on with and review issue dates of the STD prescriptions buried underneath clothes in the top dresser drawer's back left corner.

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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer flew into L.A. together on Monday, October 13.

The pair split in August after a 3 ½-month romance, but they met up in Manhattan recently and looked like lovers when they came back to California together.

"They were very lovey-dovey," said an insider. "They kissed several times and hugged each other tightly. John gave her a long, lingering kiss."

"John was relaxing after finishing his international tour, and they hooked up. " After spending time together under the radar in New York, they flew to Los Angeles together and looked every bit the couple they once were.

John Mayer is one dangerous, dangerous man. You get one lick at his stick and it's all over. Hooked for life. Good luck, Jen. I hope you lock a man down before you start growing gray pubes. Keeping my fingers crossed.

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The he said, she said inevitable Johnifer breakup rumors continue.

Reports are surfacing that John Mayer dumped Jen via text message, however, as you know, Jen says she's the dumper, not the dumpee.

"She is so intent on getting married and having children, he felt hemmed in. After a 20-minute phone conversation, he just said, 'I can't take it any more,' and hung up. Then he texted, 'That's it - the end'."

Meanwhile, Aniston, 39, has thrown Mayer's "let's just be friends" request back in his face.

The former Friends actress is said to be furious the singer talked to the press about how "different chemistry" is the reason behind the break-up.

"Once again she feels she has been mislead by a man she cared deeply about, only to be left disappointed. Jen and John made a pact not to go public about their relationship when they were together and now they are apart he has gone and shot his mouth off at the first opportunity.

"She's moving on and doesn't want to see or hear from him again."

It doesn't sound like Jen's moving on, she keeps getting her friends to diss John. Who cares if John dumped her haggard ass via text? We all saw this coming, why didn't Jenny?

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Does a player ever fess up?!!! John Mayer wants us to think, in his case, yes!

"There's no lying, there's no cheating, there's no nothing," Mayer told reporters Saturday about his split with Aniston after working out at an Equinox Gym in New York's SoHo neighborhood.

If anything Mayer had only praise for his ex, saying: "Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met."

So what went wrong? "People are different, people have different chemistry," said Mayer, who appeared emotional, nervous and sad. "I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don't want to waste somebody's time if something's not right."

The only reason why John appeared "emotional, nervous and sad" is because he has some new ho waiting for him at the gym he didn't want the paps to see. Where is this video?!!

Whether John cheated or not, he dumps all of his bitches within two to eight months. That's a man whore for ya.

UPDATE: To watch apologetic Johnny, click here for TMZ's video.

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John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston got all cute and cuddly pool side this weekend in Miami. John even hit the 'Marley & Me' wrap party with his new bitch! I'm sure he's just trying to win points after reports came out last week that he was seen flirtin' with some ho in a club. I'm sure just tea bagging Jen will make her happy at this point.

Jennifer Aniston isn't dicking around when it comes to getting a nursery ready for her upcoming adoption. She has already installed a $300,000 nursery in her home and plans to adopt a baby in LA. What?!? You're not going to adopt from a third world country like the rest of Hollywood? She obviously doesn't want to be part of the 'in' crowd.

A source close to the unlucky in love former ‘Friends' actress claims she has chosen a baby boy from an adoption agency based in LA. The insider said: "She's now decided to find a baby in LA and she likes the name Alexander, which means ‘defender of men' in Greek. It's a family name �" her younger half brother is called Alex."

The 39-year-old former wife of Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt installed the luxury nursery inside her $15 million Beverly Hills mansion, which is also said to include two children's bedrooms, a nanny suite and a playroom.

I don't think Jenn will get a baby boy to have a son, I think she's gonna raise him to be her husband. That bitch holds on to a man about as long as a chihuahua can hold its poop.

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