The way that baby's growin' she's gonna drop a 50 pounder in the next couple of months! Have you noticed she has one of those damn high powered fans blowing her hair in EVERY music video? She probably has giant fans that blow on her while she's at home too.
There's an entire village of Skeletors growing in there. No way is she knocked up with just one or two. My hips and vagina hurt just looking at these! O.k... A little too much info.
Jennifer Lopez finally stated the obvious during their final concert stop in Miami last night.
"Marc and I are expecting a baby!" the glowing singer announced to a shocked audience.Just as surprised? Husband (and fellow tour headliner) Marc Anthony, who shrugged his shoulders, caressed his wife's stomach, then leaned over and kissed her belly. "I didn't know she was going to talk," he told the crowd.
"The whole arena went insane," says one concert-goer. "It was awesome!"
I just want to know if it's gonna be a baby skeletor or another Latin diva!?!
When you walk around wearing something that resembles a large blanket to cover your baby bump, it's time to admit you're pregnant. Bitch just admit you're knocked up or at the very least quit trying to hide it!
I'd hate to do two J.Lo posts so close together but check out this bump she's showing. That is no period bloat she has going on. There has to be a baby Skeletor growing in there!
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I'm ready to suck Ben's balls since this is like the first time I've heard him remotely call his J-Lo relationship a mistake. He's looking pretty hot these days if you ask me!
"It was probably bad for my career," he says, unlatching the timepiece, pulling it over his hand, and gripping it between his fingers. He's talking about the Bennifer years (2002â"2004).
"What happens is this sort of bleed-over from the tabloids across your movie work. You go to a movie, you only go once. But the tabloids and Internet are everywhere. You can really subsume the public image of somebody. I ended up in an unfortunate crosshair position where I was in a relationship and [the media] mostly lied and inflated a bunch of salacious stuff for the sake of selling magazines. And I paid a certain price for that. Then, in concert with some movies that didn't work . . ."
Heh.The allegedly not-pregnant 38-year-old wafted onstage in Atlantic City on Saturday, for the launch of her tour with hubby Marc Anthony.
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On whether or not Jennifer Lopez pregnancy reports are true:
"Everyone calls about this every month with the hopes that they'll hit the mark," Anthony's rep told us, "but no. No."
J.Lo would never walk out onto a runway looking like that if she was not sperminated. Marc and J. Lo are pulling a Christina Aguilera, which is so horribly lame and stupid. After J.Lo's been saying she wants to get knocked up for the past decade, you think she'd hold a press conference and sell t-shirts.
source: ny daily
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