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A lot of famous folks showed up for the premiere of Michael Jackson's This Is It movie, and you also had some not so famous folks such as Ian Ziering. What the hell was he doing there?

Adam Lambert and Katy Perry looked super cute on the red carpet together, and J.Lo had something funky going on with her hair. I'm not sure if there were 100 mph winds, or if her hair was all fugged up on purpose.

The movie has had good reviews and sounds like a must-see for those of us who grew up listening to Michael.

At 50, Jackson was still an amazingly gifted dancer with moves that leave your mouth agape. And Jackson's voice still dazzles — even when he's trying to play it down.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is adorable while Jamie Kennedy is not so adorable - that's a problem!

Sometimes when a fug dude gets a hot chick he thinks that he can get other hot chicks, or other women for that matter, and he cheats. It's like the fug dude is trying to recreate those Axe Effect commercials and he actually believes his peen is like a flexible diamond encrusted extremity that women shall flock to. He now considers himself damn sexy, plus diamonds are a woman's best friend, so he tries to put his newly discovered hotness to use by whoring out.

Jamie Kennedy was seen making out with Shannon Funk, Britney Spears' former assistant at Club Tao in Vegas over the weekend. Jamie was out promoting his new DVD release with comedian Jeff Beacher.

According to the video shot by a paparazzi site, linked as the highlighted word "seen" above, Jamie and Shannon were exchanging words, not saliva. Or maybe the paps know more about this than we do?

Jennifer Love Hewitt takes the photoshop award for the latest issue of Shape magazine. It's amazing how toned her body can get in less than two months after the photos were released of her playing tennis in a bikini.

In the issue Jennifer talks about working on eating better, and having more confidence in herself.

"For the most part, yeah, I'm happy with my body, but there are days when I'm like, 'Ugh! Really? Why is it so hard to fit into my jeans?' That’s when I say to myself, 'I look this way because I'm supposed to. If we all looked the same, we'd be boring.'"

We wouldn't be boring, we'd all be gorgeous and sexing it up with each other! I know why I don't fit in my jeans, it's called a fat *ss. I definitely don't say to myself 'oh, my butt has expanded two inches in the past month but it's o.k., cause I'm suppose to keep getting fatter.'

Are celebs drinking crazy juice these days or what? Jennifer Love Hewitt was spotted wearing a bikini and heels while smacking some balls around in a friendly game of tennis in Hawaii.

J Love was enjoying some vacation time with her dude, Jamie Kennedy, and obviously felt comfortable enough to strut around in a bikini while playing sports. I'll give you mad props Jennifer, cause I personally couldn't strut my stuff in a bikini with a couple of containers of cottage cheese on the back of my thighs.

Don't get me wrong. I'm in crap shape especially after popping out a kid a couple months ago, but I think she's got me beat in the 'lumpy thigh' category. Still, she's got some big ol' balls to walk out like that when the paps are lingering around to take her picture.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is so pretty and yet so needy. She goes from man to man to man and engagement to engagement and that's just what she's gonna do.

Jennifer Love Hewitt went on Johnjay and Rich's 104.7 FM show to address engagement rumors.

"A rumor has come out that Jamie and I supposedly got engaged," she said after the two were spotted at a Las Vegas jewelry shop buying a small ring.

When her boyfriend heard the engagement reports, "the poor guy was on fire," she went on. "He was like, 'No, no, no. That's not true!'"

Jamie said,

"The thing is, people asked me, 'Are you engaged?' And I just said, 'No, not that the moment, I'd be a very lucky man,'" he said. "And she got mad at me!"

JAMIE THEN ASKED JENNIFER A TIMELINE FOR WHEN THEY SHOULD BE ENGAGED:

Replied Hewitt, "A timeline? By this time next year, if we're not planning something, then there's a situation."

When you're so shamelessly co-dependent and needy, then there's a situation, b*tch!

Jamie Kennedy is so in love and so blind and so deaf. He says that he's encouraging girlfriend Jennifer Love Hewitt to be the next Jessica Simpson.

Jamie said, "[Jennifer] is writing a country song, and I really want to make her a new demo for her music, because I think she should do singing again. She's so good."

Forget critics or what fans want, a biased boyfriend is the best judge of his girlfriend's talent! What else is Jenny "so good" at, Jamie?

I haven't supported this f*ckship from day one, but now I'm definitely anti-Jamiffer. Hahahaha! I will use that one in the future, you read it here first. Anyway, Jamie's gonna get dumped and Jennifer will get dropped by her label, if she tries to go country. And then she'll get knocked up and engaged, then the baby daddy will dump her. So she'll get married to another dude who will then go on to cheat on her with her best friend while Jen's at her side dish lover's house accidentally getting knocked up again. We know this!

I have a crystal ball when it comes to f*ckships. Can you see these two imploding all over the tabloids too?

I dunno why, but I've always liked Jennifer Love Hewitt, even when others couldn't stand that she was a man eater who tried to be quirky and sleep her way to the top. I remained neutral when it came to her, who she's sucking, what she's wearing, and etc. But when she lied about being a size 2, I was over her.

JLove can go ahead and claim that she's "A Size 2 WOMAN!" all that she wants now because she actually looks like one. Lookin' good, gurl!

Jamie Kennedy is the antithesis of sexy and yet he's the arm piece for a sexy woman. Size Two Jennifer Love Hewitt has been showing up everywhere with her man toy since the Country Music Awards. The paps post new event photos and everyday candid shots of 'em together every single day.

Here they are at the NYC premiere of "Finding Bliss." Imagine JLove's scenario. Why would you voluntarily wake up to a face like that? Now close your eyes for a minute and attach said fug face to a butt nekkid man lying inches away from you? Not only is that frightening, but he cums right back to your bed again and again to please you night after night. I shudder.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is just glad to have found a replacement after her fiance dumped her a few months ago. The woman knows the right way to get over someone.

After rumors that JLove and Jamie Kennedy were a couple, he confirmed the rumors this morning on Ryan Seacrest's show. Jamie is batshit in love!

"Yes, we are dating. Wow, I've never said that. We're more than dating ... we're more than in love."

"We have an intense connection," he said. Making a Twilight reference, he added, "She's my Bella. I don't want to bite her neck, but I want her to live." Kennedy said Hewitt is "so talented. She can sing, she can dance, she's hilarious ... and hot since she was, like, 9."

"Here's somebody that breathes life into you in a new way and makes you fuller and that's what she does to me! I'm in love, and I don't care! Ryan, you knew off-the-air, because you said I seemed different to you ... it's amazing. I thought something would happen in my 40s. Hollywood makes us on our own train, and it's like I have a co-conductor now."

I am so skurred for Jamie! I really think this is his first time being in love. The emotions are pure crazy and he obviously is unaware of who he is dating. JLove has dumped many a dudes and Jamie is the worst looking of all her conquests. She's trying to get over her fiance, but he just doesn't see that. Keeping my toes crossed that Jamie won't be left too disappointed when she dumps him via press. I also hope that Jenny will find longterm happiness and a man that will say "I do" to her on that special day when she's rockin' her size 2 wedding gown.

This extremely saddening because I literally just had a Party of Five marathon over the Christmas break. Jennifer Love Hewitt and her fiance Ross McCall have split up. A source close to the Ghost Whisperer star told People Magazine,

"They broke up over the holidays and have ended their engagement. They're both really sad about this. Even their friends are surprised; they seemed really happy. Everyone just wants the best for both of them."

The couple got engaged in November 2007 after they had been dating for two years. This is all made sadder by Jennifer's statement in October. The actress said, "I'm getting ready to turn 30 and get married and all those things. This year was my year to try to glow from within and feel better."

Even though breakups are incredibly sad and disappointing, it's good to know that Jennifer is so mature. She could have been like most celebrities and gotten married quick, but she didn't. She was with Ross McCall for three years before she made the decision to break things off. Trés classy J.Love.