It’s the season finale of Basketball Wives, and even though punches thrown in this episode = 0, drinks thrown = 2, so all is not lost! We don’t need to say goodbye to the girls feeling unsatisfied!
In the first few minutes, they sweep up the previous anticlimactic (AKA nonexistent) lunch between Jennifer Williams and Royce. After Jen stands her up, Royce also decides she doesn’t want to work things out. Meanwhile, Suzie just eats her lunch and shrugs complacently instead of delving into fix-it mode. With a reaction like that, if there’s anyone to congratulate, it’s her.
Shaunie meets with shoe company Chinese Laundry because she wants to start her own affordable footwear line. We find out she closed the deal later in this episode. Yea, Shaunie! For being the most classy--and therefore most boring--broad on this show, way to pimp your own sh!t out!

Jen is having her divorce party, and Suzie is the perfect companion for picking out and decorating cakes. They go through a bunch of ideas, most involving blood and decapitation. Hey, if I were married to Eric Williams for four years, I’d probably be that murderous too.
Evelyn Lozada is less giggly--though still stabby--because she saw her fiance Chad eating at a restaurant with another woman. She doesn’t trust other gold digging hoes that aren’t her and wants Chad to give her a heads up when he does stuff like this so she doesn’t look like a fool. Chad doesn’t care about what other people say and thinks Evelyn should trust him. In the end, her vagina wins (at least, I think). He apologizes and she cracks a smile and he diffuses the tension by (jokingly?) trying to get her to f**k him.

Jen prepares for her divorce party by getting her makeup done and pre-gaming with Evelyn. She explains her divorce party is all about “being free and independent.” But really, it’s just about getting drunk. Meanwhile, her soon-to-be ex-husband, Eric, claims that he also wants to be done with the divorce quickly. We’ll see about that.