Jersey Shore News

J-Woww celebrated her 25th birthday at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas on Saturday. Known for her wow-worthy set of fake boobs, J-Woww was asked how she gets in shape.

Jenni "J-Woww" Farley said, “I actually have not worked out since the show. I honestly think it’s just sleep deprivation and just running around and being very active."

Jenni went sightseeing, clubbing and went to the spa. She says that Snooki sang happy birthday to her and that her costars wished her well. As far as Jersey Shore's 2nd season goes? Maybe J-Woww hopes to punch The Situation again. She says that she doesn't want much to change.

“I don’t want to change that much for the second [season]. I still want to be myself, and if being myself is lazy, then that’s great.”

During various episodes of MTV's Jersey Shore, Mike Sorrentino, aka The Situation, was always trying to "creep on some guuurlz." He wanted to take various women back to the Jersey Shore house and "hook up" with them, if there was no grenade, of course.

The hot tub was one of the best spots in the house to get freaky so The View's Joy Behar asked: "There's a lot of sex on the show. Do you use condoms?"

Mike said, "I'm Italian... and I do use protection as well." Snooki and Pauly D also said they use condoms.

Behar followed up by asking if safe sex extends to the hot tub and Sherri Shepherd suggested it was unnecessary because "hot water kills all the sperm."

"It's really hot water," the Situation agreed. "It takes care of business."

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Nicole Snooki Polizzi has found herself in the middle of some ghetto hoodrat stuff as her "naked pictures" continue to surface. The people behind a new site called NakedSnooki are desperately trying to sell nude photos and a video of Jersey Shore's beloved guidette.

Naked Snooki claims, "There are much "better" pics still to come. We've had some folks ask for proof... Bids actually coming in fast and furious. well up into the 5 figs at this point. some buyers just wanted to see more."

Sigh. These tools won't give it a rest. And personally, they are going about this the wrong way. They've already released one nude photo of Snooki, and the picture above is the official second pic. If these idiots were smart, they would have waited until the second season of Jersey Shore was about to air and then they would proceed with trying to sell the Snooki pics and video. It's all about timing. When season 2 of Jersey Shore begins, Season 1 fans + A Whole New Set of Season 2 newcomer fans = Interest in Snooks Naked Photos².

Jenni J-Woww Farley's breasts are large and in charge. They've become so popular they could have their star on the walk of fame and it's obvious Jenni loves her knockers.

With the second season of Jersey Shore taking place in Miami, the crew needs to refresh their weaves, hair gel, and orange tans for the cameras. The NY Post is reporting J-Woww was seen visiting plastic surgeon and breast specialist Dr. Stephen Greenberg to possibly have her boobs redone before the Jersey crew heads down south. 

"She wants to get it done as soon as possible to be ready for the new season."

Keep those knockers the way they are! Why ruin a good thing? She better not turn into a freak show like Heidi Montag! Nah, that won't happen. Jenni is a confident woman who loves big tatas. More power to her if she wants to walk around with size G water balloons on her chest.

We all know how desperate for peen Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is, well now she has something else to suck on other than pickles. Snooki's new "guido juicehead" is none other than Emilio Antonio, a bodybuilder.

Snooki says that she and Emilio are "the sexiest couple I have ever seen in my entire life!" Uhhhhh... Snooki also says that Emilio works at the gym and she's "excited for everybody to see" them together. I'm not excited to see them together, but I am excited to see pictures of Emilio. That dude is gorgeous!

Not so fast, all. It's not time for the fist pumps just yet. The cast of Jersey Shore is standing in solidarity, demanding pay raises from MTV.

MTV's initial offer was a $10,000 signing bonus and $5,000 per episode. The cast refused to sign on the dotted line for that price. Then the network offered the cast $10,000 per episode. There are 12 episodes in the new season, so that's not bad, right? Wrong. So far the cast has yet to respond.

MTV says that it already has replacements if Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, Pauly D, The Situation, Jenni "J-Woww" Farley and the others don't accept the offer. Any of the original cast members that accept the money will remain, those that don't will set sail from the Shore.

The Situation and Pauly D are being the biggest divas about it, which is great! Pauly D doesn't add much and there are plenty of douches everywhere. Mike Sorrentino can easily be replaced. A few episodes into one season is not enough to make a very wealthy and greedy network fold for these tools. Besides, MTV will be saving plenty of money on pickles once Snooki's outta their house.

I was just gonna post this video in another post, but it's too good. It deserves its very own post! After Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino refused to leave a club in Atlantic City to walk J-Woww's drunk ass to their hotel room, she vowed to punch him. J-Woww means what she says and she did just that when Mike Sorrentino came home.

I just watched this video again and it is no doubt the best moment of the entire series! But as I was watching this before posting it, I noticed (yeah, I totally didn't think about it the first time), that it was Vinny, the man who The Situation stole his chick from, that was holding Jenni "J-Woww" Farley back.

Douche extraordinaire Mike Sorrentino is a greasy, arrogant and insecure idiot. I hate people who can't pull their own dudes or chicks. He always wants to "hook up," i.e. kiss, some girl every night, but he doesn't even have enough game to find his own chick. He has to steal Vinny's, yet Vinny is the one who saved him from J-Woww. It's clear that if Vinny wasn't there, Mike would have gotten it so much worse. Mike should be kissing Vinny's ass, but he's too much of a jerk for that. He basically feuds with everyone except for Pauly D cause Pauly D doesn't like drama and Pauly D isn't a "fat" woman who needs to lose some weight.

She's got fake titties for days, her hair extensions are busted, but her body and her left hook are banging. We adore you, J-Woww!

I'm a J-Woww fan so I decided to make a few posts on her today. You got somethin' to say about it? I'll tell Jenni and she'll whoop yo a*s!

Jenni "J-Woww" Farley isn't your typical reality TV star. She actually has a college education and a career to fall back on.

At the age of 17, Jenni became interested in computer programming. She then attended a four-year university and opened her own graphic design business, Jenni Farley Designs Inc. In early 2008 she was appointed vice president of marketing for the successful social networking site, IgnitionNation.com.

But it's not Jenni's resume that's impressing Jersey Shore fans. It's her bada*sness. When it comes to reality TV, virtually everyone is a backstabber, but Jenni never goes behind anyone's back and talks smack. She is as loyal and protective as they come to Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and anyone she cares about. We should all have a J-Woww in our lives!

All the controversy with sponsors removing ads from Jersey Shore and an Italian organization being up in arms over the excessive use of the terms "guido" and "guidette" was good for business. It's time for some fist pumps!

Casting Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and super a-hole Mike Sorrentino helped the series too. Last night's episode of Jersey Shore broke the series' ratings records.

• Back to back episodes of Jersey Shore averaged a 3.5 P12-34 rating and a total audience of 3.6 million viewers, series highs for both breaks.

• Jersey Shore delivered a 3.4 P12-34 rating at 10PM and grew 9% in the 11PM hour to deliver a 3.7 rating.

• Jersey Shore was Thursday’s #1 cable telecast among P12-34.

• The two-hour Jersey Shore event is up 9% versus last week’s record breaking telecast.

Maybe it's just me, but there's something that feels so authentic about Jersey Shore. You can't script the kinds of fights these tools find themselves in. The cast says The Hills is fake but Jersey Shore is legit. When you watch a few episodes, you get the sense that most of the series is all improvisational ghetto fabulousness.

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and her "Jersey Shore" castmates hit up Hollywood hotspot Coco De Ville nightclub last night.

Who knew they showed up? We didn't hear about any beatdowns last night. You know wherever these crazy kids go, someone is getting punched out.

They all looked pretty hot! Check 'em out for yourself below. Mike Sorrentino actually didn't look like he washed his face with cooking oil and J-Woww had some cameltoe going on. J-Woww's cameltoe situation wasn't cute, but she looked good.