Jersey Shore (Page 24)

A few weeks ago, Radar reported that Vinny of Jersey Shore hooked up with a chick from 'some show on MTV.' When I met up with Mr. Guadagnino, I asked him about it. It sounds like Vinny, a mama's boy, is turning into a big player now. Play on, playa!

Angelina of Jersey Shore left the show (with her trash bag luggage) during season 1. She was a total b*tch who didn't want to work and she also had some of the best cock blocking skills in reality TV history! actually asked Angelina if she's going to leave during Jersey Shore 2, I'm such a bitch!! Haha. I loved how she would cock block Mike Sorrentino and I can't believe I forgot to ask her about that. Grrr.

Doesn't she look different up close? She looked much hotter on Jersey Shore.

Pauly D is one of my favorites. He does seem like the person we all know who is completely anti-drama. I got to see Pauly D's hair up close and it is NASTY. It has chunks of white in it. He uses too much product, but he loves it, as you can tell from the show and the video below.

Sidenote, I didn't talk to Pauly D either. I swear my D-cup scared him away. I kid. I kid.

The DJ community is ticked off at the news that Jersey Shore star Pauly D was nominated for America's Best DJ alongside a gaggle of other top notch spinners. Famed DJ Z-Trip tweeted his feelings about Pauly being nominated for the prestigious award.

"Being last years winner, I have 2 say, it's a bit of a knock 2 all the OG's 2 include Pauly D on Americas Best DJ 2010 ballot. While I respect his hustle to get over on people, I personally don't feel he's done the work needed to be included on the list...2 me, he is on that list based mostly off of the show, not his skill level. I'm hoping people vote 4 the right DJ's based on skill, not fame."

Z-Trip also made it clear that Pauly D wasn't even known in the spinning world until he was cast on Jersey Shore, and if he works on his skills and proves himself, he'll be more respected.

"Pauly, get yours in this world. But if you win, I can't help but feel let down. U R no Jazzy Jeff, A-Trak, Craze, etc. Keep practicing, like the rest of us, let UR skills rise. If U keep at it, eventually U can earn it. But nobody knew who U were b4 the show."

Z-Trip is on point. Nobody had a clue who Pauly D was before Jersey Shore was on MTV. He shouldn't have been nominated for the award, and I think he should decline the nomination. They should come up with the Hottest DJ in America award and just hand it to Pauly D. He wouldn't have to do much to prove himself besides look pretty and flash his smile.

Paris Hilton and her sister Nicky know how to kick back and have a good time without the A-list celebrity bullsh*t. Party with some hot reality stars! The NY Post reports the Hilton sisters were seen partying with Jersey Shore girls Nicole Snooki Polizzi and Jenni 'J-Woww' Farley at Katy Perry's party at the Las Palmas Mexican restaurant after the MTV Movie Awards. Could you imagine throwing back drinks with this foursome?

"Paris, Nicky, Snookie and J-Woww were all dancing on the banquette and fist-pumping to the music. They had a wild night downing shots and giggling. At about 2 a.m., they were so hungry they made the restaurant reopen their taco stand. They all swapped numbers, and Snookie was overheard inviting Paris to the shore this summer." A rep for Paris told us, "She loves the show."

Paris totally needs to make a cameo on The Jersey Shore. They could give her tips on the best hair and tanning product to use, and they could help perfect her fist pumping style! I'm not sure what tips Paris could give to the Shore crew besides which medications work best on herpes, and how to up your status with a crotch shot photo when your 15 minutes of fame starts to slow down.

If I ever hooked up with Mike Sorrentino, aka The Situation, I would leave covered in hair gel and sunscreen from head to toe, but it would be worth it. Those abs and arms are lovely and sometimes that's all it takes for me considering that my standards are real high. Penis: Check. Not a midget: Check.

Mike, Jenni "J-Woww" Farley, Vinny, and that annoying Angelina chick were spotted at the beach in Miami again. It looks like Mike was really nice to one of his female fans who approached him. He may have taken her back to the crib if she didn't have any grenades with her. I am so ready for season 2 of Jersey Shore even though these tools don't represent Italianos. They're not even molto bello and I doubt any of 'em can speak Italian. Eh! What am I, a wise guy or sumthin? Fuggedaboutit.

Nicole Snooki Polizzi is basically a black chick. She's like darker than half my family and she looks fried and unattractive.

Snooki uses fake tan and then lays out and she overdoes it. Once upon a time she was actually cute, but now she comes well done.

Nearly every single day, pictures of Jenni J-Woww Farley, Mike Sorrentino and crew in Miami surface. MTV is paying them to get skin cancer. The paparazzi pics give the impression that the Jersey Shore cast heads to the beaches of Miami everyday, all day, but you know they ditch the beach and head home to get ready to go clubbing and "hookup" with local victims. Where are those pics? It's time for a new season of fist pumps.

When midgets attack is almost better than watching midget porn... well, almost. Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi isn't even 5 feet tall, but she's not afraid to fight. And by 'fight,' I mean throw a drink in your face.

Snooki and Jenni "J-Woww" Farley were filming Jersey Shore in Miami when some idiot prompted Snooki to fight with him. Most of the people around them gawked at the reality TV stars as though they were circus freaks, but one loser kept hitting on Snooki and she had enough. The newly single orange midget then slapped him, pushed him, and threw a drink at him. He picked up a drink and threw it at her before he was thrown out. Next time Snooki should just cut to the chase and hit a jerkoff in the nuts. Most of us would have to knee someone or squat down to accomplish this, but Snooki just needs to get on her tippy toes while rocking some high heels in order to make it happen.

The ax may be coming for some of your favorite Jersey Shore cast mates once the second season wraps up. According to the NY Post, we may not be seeing Jenni J-Woww Farley and her huge breasts next season!

"Pauly D already has a contract for season three and Snooki and The Situation will stay. The others could be replaced with even more outrageous characters."

A rep for MTV has denied the rumor and says they "haven't even started talking about season three." If they drop J-Woww, I hope they replace her with a hotter chick with natural big boobs. Jenni's giant breasts don't have much movement and they're not fun to watch. Bouncy knockers make TV way more interesting!

This is a good time to check out J-Woww, Angelina, and Snooki catching some rays in Miami this week.

J-Woww celebrated her 25th birthday at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas on Saturday. Known for her wow-worthy set of fake boobs, J-Woww was asked how she gets in shape.

Jenni "J-Woww" Farley said, “I actually have not worked out since the show. I honestly think it’s just sleep deprivation and just running around and being very active."

Jenni went sightseeing, clubbing and went to the spa. She says that Snooki sang happy birthday to her and that her costars wished her well. As far as Jersey Shore's 2nd season goes? Maybe J-Woww hopes to punch The Situation again. She says that she doesn't want much to change.

“I don’t want to change that much for the second [season]. I still want to be myself, and if being myself is lazy, then that’s great.”