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Deena Nicole Cortese thinks that men in Italy are too skinny, a sentiment that Snooki also shares, while Pauly D says that he had no problem hooking up with Italian women cause "[his] swagger is international." Vinny Guadagnino claims that the women in Italy look older than they are and they're all ready to settle down. I'd have to disagree with that one. Statistically folks don't get married in Italy today until they're older, and couples there only have one child.

The Situation remains greasy and annoying and JWoww is so repulsed by him, she shouldn't be allowed to sit next to the Sitch when he speaks.

Jersey Shore Smushing

Vinny Guadagnino and Pauly D sat down with Access Hollywood to discuss all things Jersey Shore. One of the first questions that Vinny was asked was why he quit the show during season 5. You'll have to watch for the answer, but check out how close Pauly D and Vinny are. They have the cutest sexless relationship I've ever seen. The boys also tell us why they think the show is so successful, and which A-list celebrities are big fans of theirs.

Last Thursday, we got our first look at the Jersey Shore guidos attempting to simultaneously fit in and stand out in the historic Italian city of Florence, and it was every bit as ugly and awesome as we anticipated. But if this ABC News segment is any indication, things are about to get a lot more interesting...and disgusting.

Jersey Shore: Behind the Scenes

Reporter Chris Connelly bravely went behind the scenes (and into the bathrooms) of the Jersey Shore Italy house to reveal some hilarious and disgusting truths about the world's most famous guidos.

For starters, Snooki reveals her stuffed animal collection and non-existent housekeeping habits. Even show creator Sallyann Salsano makes fun of her for basically living like a 12 year-old.

The Situation admits that he was "a bit angrier this year" and chalks it up to the fact that he wasn't able to make it to the gym as often while he was overseas. Personally, I'd attribute it to the fact that after three seasons on the air, he found it difficult to hide what an evil d-bag he is, but whatever.

The girls make a trip to a Florence shoe store, where Snooki gripes that everything's too big for her. Not a complaint she has when shopping for dresses. Naturally, the ladies rack up a massive bill, which gives Snookers cause for concern. "My dad's gonna kill me on that one," she says. Wait a minute, Snooki's dad still pays her credit card bills?! How many millions does this chick have to make before she stands on her own two tiny feet?

Oh, and then there's the bathroom. Just...watch the video for that one. But don't say we didn't warn you.

Ok, so we all saw that, right? Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi and Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino totally hooked up on last night's season premiere of Jersey Shore. Yeah, Mike kinda forced himself on her, but he says they had sex in the past. He's probably lying, though the fact remains...there's something going on between Snooki and The Sitch. Their kids would have the most ridiculous nicknames ever!

There are a few possibilities for what's actually going on here. 1.) Mike and Nicole are a match made in heaven and we just never saw it before. They're both greasy, famewhore guidos who love spray-tan, attention and, now, working out. Mike is the world's most notorious gym rat and Snooki is looking pretty toned these days, maybe Sitch was just waiting for Snooks to look less like an over-stuffed Italian sausage in a cheetah-print dress before he made his move. But more likely, 2.) Mike is full of sh!t. He's lying just to stir up drama, because that's what he does. Snooki has a boyfriend now, and Sitch is 30 going on 3 1/2. He wants what he can't have and he's pissed that a chick he used to shoot down is now serious about someone else. Or...

3.) The producers instructed Mike to create drama. SallyAnn Salsano, creator and executive producer of Jersey Shore gave a revealing interview a few weeks ago where she revealed just how tight she is with the cast...and just how much she influences the events of the show. A Snooki/Jionni/Situation love triangle would be good for ratings, and for everyone's careers. I know Mike is a principled, stand-up guy, but...just kidding he'd break up a friend's relationship for the promise of a free tanning session and an egg sammich. I think we found the answer!

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After the girls greet the boys on last night's season premiere of "Jersey Shore," Deena Nicole Cortese says that Ronnie Ortiz-Magro was her juicehead dream guy last season, but now she's into Pauly D.

Last season Mike Sorrentino would make sandwiches, or clean the toilet with his tongue, in order to avoid any form of sexual contact with Deena. Pauly has also never been interested in grenades, which is exactly what Deena is. The term was created because of her. It's like a backhanded compliment, only it's an insult. But because Pauly D wants to be carefree in Italia, he made out with Deena on the season premiere. Now if you didn't watch this already, you may not have the stomach for it. Who kisses like this?! Pauly was stabbing Deena with his tongue because he wanted to keep it away from her mouth. This was nasty and not hot. Poor Deena. This ain't nothing to celebrate over honey.

Pauly D and Deena Cortese Kissing Video

Spray-tanned, first-pumping American guidos in the historic Italian city of Florence. It's a concept so brilliant, you wonder why no one thought of it until now. When it was announced last winter that the cast of Jersey Shore would be invading the beaches of old Italia for the fourth season of the mega-hit reality series, the world waited in anxious anticipation to see just how badly Snooki and company would humiliate themselves and their country. The answer: well, maybe I should let Snooki handle this one. "Italy is, like, that big country...no, no, Europe is that big country. Then you have like Britain in there, and England...and Italy." So yeah, they're gonna embarrass us. A lot. And it'll be awesome.

Fortunately, the rest of the cast is less concerned about geography. "It's gonna be like an international panty raid," says Pauly D. Deena Nicole Cortese has similar plans for her visit to the motherland, "In Italy I'm expecting to bring a guy home...figure them out, and do sex later." So get your Valtrex ready, Florence! The guidos are coming and they want to infect your genitals. Naturally, not all of the roommates are going abroad just to get their pepperonis nibbled. Vinny Guadagnino is looking to meet a "nice Italian girl" and show off his non-existent beard. Snooki, shockingly, is trying to stay faithful to her d-bag boyfriend, Jionni. J-Woww and Roger are still going strong, and as she says, "they don't make 6'4" juiceheads with tattoos out there." And, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Sammi Giancola are apparently still broken up from last season, but that should last about a three days. Then, there's The Situation...

"Lock up your daughters, hand-cuff your wives, The Situation is taking over the Italian nation," says Mike Sorrentino. "European girls are more free-spirited," he adds as though he knows what the hell he's talking about. But the really interesting thing about The Bituation's (not a typo) barber shop rant is his interest in the newly trimmed-down Snooki. "I'd hit it," Mike casually tells the dude shaving a tic-tac-toe board in the back of his head. In Sitch talk, that means, "She'll be mine or I'll act like a little b!tch and ruin the trip for everyone until she gives it up." This should end well.

The guys and the girls converge for separate sleep-overs before hitting the airport, and the race is on for first crack at the bedrooms. Instead of doing 90 down the Jersey Turnpike, though, this time they're up on some Amazing Race sh!t, and seeing the guidettes attempt to navigate European airports with 5,000 pounds of bronzer (and pronounce the names of the cities) might be one of the funniest things ever caught on camera. The boys on the other hand, step off the plane like the friggin' Beatles landing in America and are the first to arrive at the incredible mansion/castle that they'll be living in for the season. The place is even equipped with a bidet, which Vinny describes as feeling 'kinda good on a lonely night." Um...weird.

Finally, the girls arrive, and it's time for the long-awaited Ronnie/Sammi reunion. "I don't know single Sammi," says Pauly D. "Only thing I noticed changed is that she's got bigger boobs." Bigger boobs and a crazy-b!tch look in her eyes. Could be worse; she could "smell like King Kong's @sshole," like Snooki. Deena announces that she'd like to become "smush buddies" with Pauly (this girls gets what she wants), everyone does a shot, the ladies talk about their fake boob plans and everyone freaks out when it looks like their hair-dryers won't work in them crazy European outlets. I'm already thrilled with the way this trip is starting out and they haven't even left the house yet....

Jersey Shore season 4 begins tonight and the best recap writer on the Internet, the incomparable Lil Payne, will be posting the best Jersey Shore recap online every week for ya! This season the Jersey housemates are abroad in Italy, where it's difficult to find a tanning salon and native Italians don't speak English! It seems like they had a lot to be frustrated about, but as you can see from the fun interview we're posting, Deena Cortese knew how to speak Italian when she wanted to express what's most important. Mike Sorrentino admitted that he hooked up with American girls and the tall "JWoww" thinks that Italian men aren't tall and buff enough. You don't wanna miss this. Enjoy.

Jersey Shore Italy Cast ABC Interview

The 4th season of Jersey Shore promises to be more entertaining and exciting than seasons in the past. The cast sat down with TV Guide and gave some insight on what's to come on the show.

As beautiful and breathtaking as Italy is, the cobblestone roads were more of a task than Sammi Giancola wanted to handle.

"I had to buy a lot of flats, which I would probably never wear in Jersey."

The heels on the cobblestone roads wasn't the only issue the cast dealt with, getting to the gym and doing laundry was quite the task. Vinny says they barely got their G on, and getting the L done was difficult because "you have to haul your luggage through friggin' Italian villages. That made us stop doing certain things in our routine."

What kind of drama can we expect this season? Pauly says we won't get bored with so much immature drunk fighting between Sammi and Ronnie as we have in the past, and from what we've seen in the previews, we know there's serious man drama that goes on.

Although they were in the old country, Pauly says Jersey girls still found them while Ronnie chimes in, "The guys, we went hard in Italy. There were a lot of entertaining nights."

I'm sure there are also a lot of grenades to come this season too. Get your fist pumping started, the new season premieres tomorrow night at 10!

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In what's become a summer tradition, the Jersey Shore cast moved into their house in Seaside Heights, NJ worked at the Shore Store by day, and spread drunken mayhem and STDs by night. Snooki and company have now finished filming the fifth season of their hit reality series and they moved out of their Seaside pad yesterday. The question is - will they ever be back?

The Shore guidos shot the fourth and fifth seasons back-to-back, meaning that they've been in close quarters with one another for almost three months. Shockingly, everyone survived. MTV has squashed rumors that the cast will be replaced with a new and cheaper crew of fist-pumpers following the fifth season, but they also have yet to announce any plans to film a sixth season, and they're probably biding their time to see if the show retains its popularity long enough to merit the time and expense of more filming.

Couple that with the fact that most of the cast members already have spin-off projects lined up, and it starts to look like, the most famous cast on reality TV may not be tearing up the boardwalk again anytime soon. Guidos everywhere are shedding a single, greasy tear.

But don't worry, the fourth season of Shore premieres on MTV on Thursday. Awwww yeah!

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Jersey Shore castmates moved to Italy for a few months to film season 4. You'd think that the cast would be so happy with drinking wine, eating pasta and getting or giving sausage that they wouldn't be fighting all the time. Everyone is going at it in Italy, which is what makes this show irresistible. If you want drama, you tune into Jersey Shore. Whether the guidos or guidettes are in Jersey or in Europe, they don't know how to co-exist peacefully. Luckily Vinny Guadagnino and Pauly D are always there to lighten the mood while Mike Sorrentino acts like a selfish douche.

Anyone else wonder when Ronnie's going to punch the Sitch in the face? I hope it happens within' the first three episodes. We've been waiting for that to happen for the past three seasons. Enjoy the extended trailer!