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Jessica Alba stepped out for the Bill Clinton's Global Initiative reception the other night, with some crazy looking blonde locks. She must have the same hair stylist as Rihanna, cause they both look whack with their blonde weaves.

I seriously thought she had shaved her head when I saw these photos.

What is going on with the dress? If it didn't have a low neck line, I think a 5 year old girl would wear it for holiday pictures! It could also pass for something my 85 year-old grandma would wear out for dinner with her sexy boyfriend. Sorry Jessica, but this look is all wrong and the black tights don't help.

Jessica Alba and her Z-list husband, Cash Warren, were spotted running some errands in Hollywood on Sunday with their daughter, Honor Marie.

Honor's beady eyes and chubby cheeks aren't helping her out any. She also has Cash's wide nostrils. But I do think that she has gotten a bit cuter. Is she there yet? Not yet, but one day she may be. She has come a long way since May, so she's headed in the right direction for sure.

Jessica Alba and her hubby Cash Warren spent some beach time together over the weekend.

How in the hell do these stars end up looking so hot after they pop out a kid? She has a banging body and fab ass! Cash Warren is a lucky man to get to tap that every night. :)

Jessica Alba was under the influence of extreme stupidity when she posted Great White shark posters on downtown Oklahoma City walls. Jessica is currently in Oklahoma shooting The Killer Inside Me when she became inspired to unleash The Activist Inside Me.

Gorilla activist she is not. Jessica's childish act of vandalism was an effort to raise awareness about the shrinking population of Great Whites. Jessica Alba's cheap a*s posters had NO information about Great Whites on them and ironically covered up United Way's posters. 

A sober Jessica issued the following response:

"I got involved in something I should have had no part of. I realize that I should have used better judgment, and I regret not thinking things through before I made a spontaneous and ill-advised decision to let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign. I sincerely apologize to the citizens of Oklahoma City and to the United Way for my involvement in this incident."

The damage that Jess caused runs between $500 and $700, not enough to earn Alba jail time if she were charged or convicted of a crime.

This woman needs to be drug tested. It's hilarious whenever Jessica Alba goes wild. 

Jessica Alba isn't the serious diva b*tch that everyone thinks that she is, she's just that way around the paps.

Jessica had her 28th birthday bash last night at new hotspot h.wood, where it sounds like Doug Reinhardt got his a*s whooped later that night, and Jess got to drinking and dancing.

Jess was drinking champagne, "tossing back" glasses before she got up and began shaking her derriere "sexily" in front of her table.

She ripped off her sweater and threw it at friends she was celebrating with. Underneath the sweater? Just something that looked like a corset!

After stripping off her sweater she began to dance sexily in front of Cash and then jumped on a couch.

Oops, looks like the champagne hit her because she fell off the couch and some guy who we didn't recognize caught her! Jessica then danced for him and we mean DANCED! She took her hat off and put it on his head and then wrapped his arms around her and did a pretty good version of a lap dance.

When Jess was giving a dude a lap dance, that's when her hubby Cash got pissed. Cash grabbed Jessica away and told herto stop but Jess kept drinking after that while Cash sat down and looked furious!

I love this woman!

Jessica Alba was in Beverly Hills last night for the First Ladies of Africa Health Summit at the Beverly Hilton Hotel.

Jessica's hair looks gorgeous here. I know some people hate Jessica Alba with blonde hair because "she has olive skin" and should "never" go blonde, but that's ridiculous. Some people like Mary J. Blige look amazing with blonde locks and I say go for it!

Jessica Alba thinks her a*s is so good that her booty crack was worthy of a bow tie at the top. Whenever Jess gives the crack, she gives us an extra present too.

It's so adorable, I want one just like it.

When a TMZ "reporter" asked Jessica Alba what Barack's greatest characteristic was, she flipped the script and asked him the same question. The reporter got sheepish and didn't wanna answer, so Jess told him, "be neutral - be Sweden about it."

TMZ.com then said she's an "arrogant buffoon" and a "ditz" for saying Sweden instead of Switzerland when referring to the neutral country during WWII.

O'Reilly - whom Alba had called an "a-hole" at the same event - also called her "dumb" for mixing up the countries. But on her blog, Alba writes,

"I find it depressing that, in the midst of perhaps the most salient time in our country's history, individuals are taking it upon themselves to encourage negativity and stupidity. Last week, Mr. Bill O'Reilly and some really classy sites (i.e. TMZ) insinuated I was dumb by claiming Sweden was a neutral country.

"I appreciate the fact that he is a news anchor and that gossip sites are inundated with intelligent reporting, but seriously people... it's so sad to me that you think the only neutral country during WWII was Switzerland."

She then linked to a wikipedia article to prove Sweden was also a neutral country. Added Alba, "I appreciate the name calling and the accurate reporting. Keep it up!!"

Thanks for the encouragement, Jess. I will keep it up, as long as people keep reading POTP and ad networks pay me, I'll be keeping it up for a long, long time. Oh, and your baby is totally fug! If you weren't such a prick and an inaccessible bitchy diva, the media wouldn't be so anxious to tear you down.

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Just because you recently had a baby does not mean you can show up to movie premieres in pajamas! I'm back off of the fence when it comes to Jessica Alba. Today I've landed on the "HATE HER" side of the fence.

I was looking at these pictures of her and I was like "OH NO THAT BITCH DIDN'T!" Even if they aren't pajamas, they look like them.

Alas, tomorrow is a new day. I will be back up on the fence waiting to pick a side. Don't make me hate you two days in a row Jessica!