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When a TMZ "reporter" asked Jessica Alba what Barack's greatest characteristic was, she flipped the script and asked him the same question. The reporter got sheepish and didn't wanna answer, so Jess told him, "be neutral - be Sweden about it."

TMZ.com then said she's an "arrogant buffoon" and a "ditz" for saying Sweden instead of Switzerland when referring to the neutral country during WWII.

O'Reilly - whom Alba had called an "a-hole" at the same event - also called her "dumb" for mixing up the countries. But on her blog, Alba writes,

"I find it depressing that, in the midst of perhaps the most salient time in our country's history, individuals are taking it upon themselves to encourage negativity and stupidity. Last week, Mr. Bill O'Reilly and some really classy sites (i.e. TMZ) insinuated I was dumb by claiming Sweden was a neutral country.

"I appreciate the fact that he is a news anchor and that gossip sites are inundated with intelligent reporting, but seriously people... it's so sad to me that you think the only neutral country during WWII was Switzerland."

She then linked to a wikipedia article to prove Sweden was also a neutral country. Added Alba, "I appreciate the name calling and the accurate reporting. Keep it up!!"

Thanks for the encouragement, Jess. I will keep it up, as long as people keep reading POTP and ad networks pay me, I'll be keeping it up for a long, long time. Oh, and your baby is totally fug! If you weren't such a prick and an inaccessible bitchy diva, the media wouldn't be so anxious to tear you down.

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Just because you recently had a baby does not mean you can show up to movie premieres in pajamas! I'm back off of the fence when it comes to Jessica Alba. Today I've landed on the "HATE HER" side of the fence.

I was looking at these pictures of her and I was like "OH NO THAT BITCH DIDN'T!" Even if they aren't pajamas, they look like them.

Alas, tomorrow is a new day. I will be back up on the fence waiting to pick a side. Don't make me hate you two days in a row Jessica!

I don't know if I like it, but it doesn't really matter because I don't even know if I like her. Sometimes you feel like a slut and sometimes you don't. I'm still on the fence.

Though I do find it necessary to say her daughter, Honor, is adorable.

In light of me saying that Jessica Alba is perfect, I take great pleasure in posting these before and after Jessica Alba Campari calendar photos.

Picture 1:

Completely different knee, thinner leg, narrower and leaner hips, smaller waist, extra collar bone!

Picture 2:

Taller, slimmer arms, slimmer legs, slimmer waist… in fact, thinner everything and hip removal!

These are the celebrity gossip stories I am the happiest to post. Many people just don't understand how much celebrities' pictures are modified. I also wanna note that Jessica's original, undoctored photos still look fabulous!

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Jessica Alba is perfect. The end.

With those bangs, she really doesn't care who the hell thinks she's hawt or not. Jessica has that hair for her new movie, but she could have easily pulled her bangs back so she could be more "red carpet ready," but she didn't. She typically goes for a natural look instead of conforming to industry standards of superficial beauty. I wish she could mentor Xtina Aguilera.

Who's the hostess with the mostest? Why Alicia Keys, whose 5th annual Black Ball brought together talent (Timberlake and John Mayer) and a bevy of beauties, like mom Jessica Alba and Top Chef host Padma Lakshmi.

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The look in her eyes freaks me out more than the muzzle, but maybe that's just me?

Jessica Alba, wearing only a Hannibal Lecter-type mask called "The Muzzler," appeared in her second ad for the Declare Yourself campaign. The ad urges potential voters to register for the November 4 presidential election.

The campaign is aimed at energizing young adults to participate in the 2008 election.

Click here to Declare Yourself and register to vote for the November 4 presidential election.

The non-partisan group recently gained national media attention with another photo of Alba showing the actress silenced, and struggling against dramatic bindings. Both images were shot by renowned photographer Mark Liddell.

Jessica Alba knows her career is on fire and it would disappear if she became overweight and fug, so she wasn't having it.

Last month Jessica's trainer said she had already lost 25 pounds. Jess gave birth on June 7th.

"She worked out an hour a day, five or six days a week, and stayed on a strict diet of about 1700 calories a day, losing 600 calories because of exercise."

Alba stuck to a low-fat, low-carb diet as part of Braganza's 321 Baby Bulge Be Gone plan.

Jess said she wanted to take her weight off in a "responsible" amount of time. Her trainer said her progress has been amazing because "she really works at it. "I, for one, am not a jealous ass bitch and I think it's awesome that Jess got thin again so quickly. Jessica has always talked about how hard she works out; I didn't think that would change with her pregnancy, she's inspirational. On a sidenote, a 1700 per day diet where you're burning 600 calories a day is going to cause you to lose weight. I don't think it's all about genetics. Hard work is key. Go Jess! :)

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I swear to the gossip gods, in the two years I've been blogging, I've never read some girl-next-door behavior shiz like this!

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