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Jessica Alba Advises Beyonce and Jay-Z to Sell Photos of Blue Ivy Carter

aliciatext@gmail.com (Cheesus) — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 11:00:00 EST

Even though Beyonce and Jay-Z are super-private and have no need to pimp their baby out for more money, Jessica Alba thinks they should sell the first photos of Blue Ivy Carter before somebody else cashes in.

Jessica sold the first photos of her daughter Honor to OK! magazine for $1.5 million, and doesn’t regret the decision at all. She says that her and husband Cash Warren had a great experience with their photographer, and they didn’t have to worry about the paparazzi doing scary and dangerous things to get the first look at their newborn.

“For our family, we just wanted to control the experience,” she told CNN, adding that, “If there’s a price tag on your child--which is so bizarre--people will go to crazy lengths. We wanted to avoid the hysteria.”

Hate to say it, but Jessica does have a point! Not that Bey and Jay-Z will take her up on that advice. They have enough wealth and clout to hide this child from the world until she turns eighteen. May not be healthy, but I have no doubt that they could pull it off.

Jessica Alba: Bikini Pictures From Mexico

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 22:44:53 EST

Jessica Alba told Lucky magazine that she knows how to get her pregnancy weight off. She vowed to starve herself, saying: “I have a hard time with portion control, so I have 1,200 calorie meals delivered. But I also work out, so basically I’m starving—it sucks. I drink a lot of water.” Ain't that the truth!

Alba was pap'd in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico while looking as hot as she always does. Jessica gave both to her second daughter Haven just four and a half months ago. She looks great!

Photo: Fame

Jessica Alba Gives Birth to Baby Girl, Haven Garner Warren

aliciatext@gmail.com (Cheesus) — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 09:47:59 EST

Jessica Alba has finally popped! She gave birth to her second baby girl with husband Cash Warren on Saturday.

The actress announced her pregnancy via Facebook and Twitter earlier this year, and she also turned online to announce the birth of her second daughter.

“Cash and I are so excited to announce the birth of our daughter, Haven Garner Warren. She was born on Saturday...Healthy and happy! Big sister Honor couldn’t be more excited about the new addition to our family.”

Even though Haven’s full name is basically composed of three last names, it’s otherwise not too shabby. Congrats!

Hopefully Jessica and Cash Warren will continue their social media streak and Twitpic some photos of their newborn. I bet she’s tres adorable. And baby pics are just like crack for my ovaries.

Photo: Wenn

Jessica Alba Vows to Lose Baby Weight by "Starving"

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 22:10:10 EST

Jessica Alba is expected to give birth to her second baby this month and she already has a plan in place for how she'll lose weight. In the September issue of Lucky magazine, Alba admits that she has a difficult time controlling her portions, so she just cuts to the chase by starving.

"I have 1,200 calorie meals delivered... so basically I'm starving. It sucks."

Alba remained honest, admitting that she has "a hard time with portion control." She also added "I just hate working out."

Jess also said that she's looking forward to acting again because she "hustled like crazy" to make it in Hollyweird. "I wasn't going to be a flash in the pan. I want my career to last a long time."

I've never been a fan of this b!tch, but I don't hate her either. I don't care about her enough to hate her. Jess seems intolerable and annoying, but she's hot, so we stomach her. She shouldn't ever give interviews, though. Ever.

Photos: Lucky

Pregnant Jessica Alba Wants to Know If She Can Still Have Sex

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Tue, 26 Jul 2011 17:05:14 EST

Jessica Alba appeared on Jay Leno last night, along with renowned sex expert Sue Johanson. Dr. Sue is amazing and she has a show that they play like every friggin' hour in Canada, and it also plays in the States, where people ask granny all of their sex questions.

Jessica asked: “As someone who’s in the later stage of pregnancy, is there any way to harm the baby during intercourse?”

TMI?!!!

Dr. Sue said, “That baby is in there and that baby ain’t going nowhere until it’s ready.”

Jay Leno then chimed in with, "Isn't there a chance the baby's gonna go, 'Hey, There's somebody in here!'?"

Gross. I didn't wanna know that Jessica wants to bang her husband right now and I don't co-sign on what Dr. Sue said. Being pregnant is the very best excuse for not putting out! You should use it. Besides, it can induce labor and I've heard stories about babies kicking their daddy while he's riding mommy missionary. Gross. TMI?!!!

Jump in for the video of Jess and Dr. Sue!

Jessica Alba and Dr. Sue Johanson

Jessica Alba Gets Scary for Vogue Italia

alice_mailing@yahoo.com (Shortcake) — Fri, 08 Apr 2011 18:30:17 EST

Jessica Alba is featured in Vogue Italia’s April issue wearing some kinda creepy clothes and makeup.

The pregnant 29-year-old actress looks absolutely stunning in a new photo shoot by famed photographer Michelangelo di Battista for the magazine's April issue (via ZFashionBlog) -- sporting bangs and a short bob while modeling a collection of dark and sexy clothes.

Nevermind, not creepy, “dark and sexy.” Um… okay. Jessica’s beautiful when she looks natural. In these photos, she looks like Ke$ha and Lady Gaga had a baby together after a week long drinking binge.

Photos: Vogue Italia

Vanessa Hudgens is one of Many Celebrities Targeted by Hackers

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 15:44:18 EST

Last week I called Vanessa Hudgens "a whore with low self-esteem," after a new round of her naked pictures leaked, but it turns out that I may be wrong. She's just a whore. Vanessa Hudgens may be one of over 50 celebrities who have been hacked.

TMZ reports, The hackers who are now being investigated by the FBI have 100 active email addresses of celebrities, politicians and sports stars. They are all high-profile. The hackers have snagged nude photos and videos from female stars including Vanessa Hudgens, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba, Christina Aguilera, Ali Larter and Demi Lovato.

Vanessa's pictures and videos may have been leaked by one of her former "friends." Today, Natalie Portman, Olympian skier Lindsey Vonn, Dianna Agron of Glee and more have been added to the list of victims who have been hacked. Miley Cyrus, Ali Larter, Busy Phillips and Renee Olstead have also been targeted.

I hope that no content from any of the other female celebrities will be leaked, they don't deserve to be exposed and humiliated like this. Now onto the politicians - I wanna see some Republican and Democrat dong! Which party packs more heat?! The truth may get me to switch sides.

Jessica Alba is Pregnant!

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 15:39:30 EST

They need to do something about the water in Hollywood, because the pregnancies are getting out of control! With a new day comes a new celeb announcing they're pregnant, and this time it was Jessica Alba sharing the news on Facebook that she's knocked up!

It’s been a while since I’ve been on FB & I thought I’d drop by to let you all in on some exciting news>Honor is going to be a Big Sister! Cash and I are thrilled and wanted to share the news directly with you so you didn’t hear about it somewhere else. I appreciated all of the love and support you all gave me during my first pregnancy and will definitely appreciate it again this time around. Have a great day!

It must be a good pregnancy hormonal day if she's willing to share her news on Facebook. Congrats to Jessica, Cash and Honor!

Jessica Alba Topless Photos Have Leaked

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 13:25:07 EST

Jessica Alba took pictures of herself when she was pregnant and those pictures have been leaked.

The photos are far from pornographic. She's seen in bed with husband Cash Warren, flashing a nip, and revealing her pregnant belly, so cute.

To check out Jessica uncensored, click HERE

Jessica Alba: 'Every Actress Out There is More Beautiful Than Me'

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 14:35:43 EST

Jessica Alba is a sexy actress who doesn't want to accept that she's a sexy actress. She always looks like she's about to murder someone whenever the paps take her picture, and then she dated and married a nobody named Cash Warren.

Ms. Alba is covering the British version of GQ magazine and in the issue she gives up this quote: “My breasts are saggy, I’ve got cellulite, my hips are bigger…every actress out there is more beautiful than me.” Jess also talks about doing photoshoots, saying, “I’ve never been comfortable showing my body off. I used to have anxiety attacks before shoots.”

Where are all the women with high self-esteem who are talking about how amazing it is to be a female with "flaws"? Lauren Conrad said that she has accepted her cellulite, but we don't see many of these women outside of Tyra Banks, who is intolerable but also sends very positive messages. And all this coming from Jessica Alba, arguably one of the most beautiful women on earth? Does she know what that does to young impressionable girls? It raises their standard of beauty and perfection.

...And this is why I'm a bit of a cocky b!tch on POTP and in real life. It's cause I don't subscribe to the stereotypical standards of beauty. They are destructive and unattainable. Love yourself b!tches and make sure to only date people who are hotter than you, cause that's really good for your self-esteem too!