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NOT a Good Look for Jessica Biel

June 27th, 2008

Why does Jessica Biel look like she’s sucking on prunes? Those are some major cheekbones she’s got goin’ on, someone should have mercy and chisel them down. And how did she turn into an Asian woman overnight? All of a sudden she’s lookin’ like a fug half sister of Renee Zellweger. And her hair is like a mullet gone from bad to worst; I can’t get over those bangs. They make her look smelly. Yeah, they do.

Jessica Biel hands over leash duty to boyfriend Justin Timberlake while out for a joint stroll with her pooch, Tina, Thursday in Los Angeles

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Justin Timberlake’s Friend Says JT Won’t Marry Jessica Biel

June 12th, 2008

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Now this is the meaning of true friendship, going to a tabloid and talking trash about one of your closest friends. As if JT’s not gonna get PISSED!

Justin Timberlake’s BFF (and business partner) Trace Ayala doesn’t expect the singer and Jessica Biel to walk down the aisle anytime soon.

Asked if he sees wedding bells in their future, he said, “I hope so. To be honest, I don’t see them in the future, but I hope so. I really do.”

That lil comment makes JT sound like a commitment phobe slut! Not right.

“I don’t see them in the future” - luvs it! Trace is holding back, though. There must be a reason why he said that. He went on to say they really get along great together. Jess must suck in bed. I’m hoping.

She’s got an amazing ass and rock hard abs, but that’s not enough to please, honey. I should know. My gut and cellulite brings all the jerks to the yard. I know how to work this jelly. Heh. And now that I’m hearing about how hot pregnancy sex is, that makes me feel better. Ladies, no matter what size you are, be confident and work yo shiz!

I’m sure it has nothing to do with Jess’ bedroom skills. It’s just so odd that one of JT’s best friends would be like, “I don’t see a wedding poppin’ off. Nope!” Ouch! How’s that supposed to make Jessica feel?

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Are Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel Next Down The Aisle?

May 19th, 2008

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It’s not a good day in Hollywood unless rumors start swirling about a possibly prego celeb and wedding rumors. Seems like if you take a few days off of hitting the bottle, you must be knocked up and ready to get married. At least that’s what they think about Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake!

The two have been dating since January last year and rumours are rife they may already be planning a family. One source said Jessica has not been drinking recently, sparking pregnancy rumours. They added: “Justin is 27 and thinking about marriage and kids.

For the first time in his life he is feeling settled and has definitely decided to pop the question to Jessica. He is so happy with her. They spent quite a bit of time apart recently when Justin was working with Madonna. That made him certain Jessica was the person he wanted to spend the rest of his life with.”

His No1 choice is the beautiful West Indian island of Mustique. Because it is privately owned by those who live there, he would be able to ban all paparazzi.

His friend added:

“Although Justin has lived his whole life in the public eye, he feels his wedding is the one day that should remain private. To get all his close friends and family to Mustique will cost a fortune. But he can’t put a price on how he feels about Jessica. Then there are the rumours about a baby being on the way.”

I’ve just started seeing Justin’s hotness in the past couple years and now they have to ruin it with some knocked up bitch? Damn you Jessica! Once he marries her and she pops out his kid, his sexy factor is gonna go down about 4 notches in my book.

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Still Going Strong, Justin Timberlake Hangs With the Folks

April 4th, 2008

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel were sucking tongues in the lobby of Hollywood talent agency CAA on Wednesday night.

As the couple hung with friends, Justin kept nuzzling her neck and giving her kisses, at one point he even picked up her hand and gently kissed it. (Chivalry lives on!)

Blame it on a J.T. contact high, but Jessica sported a smile so big and bright that we got suspicious. Could they be celebrating something? Well, we saw no rings on fingers. No baby bumps, either.

But Jess did tell her friends that she and Justin had been skiing this winter in Salida, Colo., where her mom lives.

I am very interested to find out what’s gonna happen with these two. JT seems like an a-hole and Jessica Biel is real chill. She’s the right one to put up with a diva like JT, and Jess has the ass that Justin says he loves, “junk in the trunk.” I think they’re perfect for each other.

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Christina Ricci Talks To U.K. Elle About Jessica Biel’s Ass and Body Issues

April 2nd, 2008

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“I asked my trainer, ‘Can you give me Jessica Biel’s butt?’ I want a bigger butt.”

Alas, because of her tiny frame, “they said I couldn’t,” she laments. “Everyone wants what they can’t have!”

She may never be bootylicious, but Ricci – who battled anorexia as a teenager – says she’s learned to love her body nonetheless.

“Young girls have body issues and I was not exception, except that I happened to be famous,” the 28-year-old says. “I conquered it, but it stays with you. I do not starve myself now – my weakness is candy and sweets. It’s my only vice!”

In fact, the Addams Family alum said she given up weighing herself.

“I do not want to waste one more minute of my life feeling bad about the way I look. If you’re obsessed with how you look in your bikini, you’re not going to have much fun at the beach.”

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