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Jessica Simpson appeared on The View this morning to pimp out her new show "The Price of Beauty" and, naturally, it didn't take long for the ladies to ask her about John Mayer's "sexual napalm" Playboy magazine comments.

Jess said: “My phone has been ringing. It’s more embarrassing because I’ll walk into a restaurant and I’ll notice that more men are looking at me and I feel like they’re undressing me. [I haven’t spoken to him.] He’ll never have his napalm again.”

I doubt John Player wants his "crack cocaine" from Jessica anymore. If that were the case, he wouldn't have dumped her in the first place. In fact, she's lucky that she has something to talk to the media about while she promotes her new show.

When Joy Behar asked her if John said "dumb things" like he said in Playboy magazine, Jessica said no and replied: “I only thought he was dumb for dumping me.”  Didn't she take a huge step back with that comment? At first Jess was like, 'He'll never get to touch this again!' Then she basically says, 'But I thought what we had was special and I didn't understand why he dumped me. Boohoo.' He dumped you because he is a WHORE, Jess! You can't turn a booty call into a hubby; but we can't blame Jennifer Aniston in the making for giving it a try.

In part of an outtake from his interview with Rolling Stone, Billy Corgan handed a verbal b*tch smack to John Mayer over his recent Playboy interview. Add another person to the hundreds who are speaking out about what a douche bag John was in his interview!

"Rather than take a year off or change his musical direction, some part of it is irritating his soul to the point where he's trying to blow it up. I think for any person who has celebrity to sort of drop rocks at somebody else's feet like that, there’s things you should really just keep your mouths shut on. There's things that should just be left alone."

I guess we can't expect any detailed sexcapade stories about Jessica Simpson out of Billy. When Jessica was on Letterman last night, she stated that what John said was definitely a compliment in a way, but she didn't want people to know that about her. She even went on to say "It's like, I'm the good girl and then that happens." Sounds like she's not that upset about what John said.

Deep down she wants everyone to know she's hot and kinky in the sack.

With a new show getting ready to debut, Jessica Simpson is doing the talk show rounds to promote 'The Price of Beauty'. During her interview on Oprah, which will air today, Jessica spoke about the recent controversial Playboy interview with her ex-boyfriend, John Mayer. Sources had recently said that she would wait until she was promoting her new show before she would respond to John's interview.

If you live under a rock and aren't sure what this interview drama is all about, John Mayer had referred to Jessica as 'sexual napalm' and sex with her is like crack cocaine. Needless to say, Jessica wasn't flattered by his comments and is finally giving her opinion on what John said about their sex romps.

"I was so disappointed in him. That's not the John I knew."

John apparently apologized to Jessica via email and she says she hasn't "written back … I don't accept it. I hope he gets his life together."

Tell 'em girl! It had to be embarrassing for Jessica to hear what John said about her in bed and she doesn't want that crap happening again. I think Jess should have her next man sign a contract stating he won't talk about their love pokes to the media or else he could end up with a total castration. 

John Mayer had a crazy interview in Playboy magazine where he's been called a racist for some of his comments but he also surprised everyone with his open discussion about sex with Jessica Simpson. According to Life & Style magazine, she's a little ticked off about John's interview and will eventually get revenge on his *ss.

As upset as she may be about John referring to hump time with her as 'sexual napalm' she also admits they had some good lovin'.

"Jessica told me she and John had amazing sex. She said they did things she had never even thought of."

Although Jessica Simpson hasn't publicly commented on John's Playboy interview, sources say she is furious.

"She feels like this came out of nowhere.She had no idea he was going to be talking about her like this. It's shocking. She's going to be doing a lot of press for her new VH1 series, The Price of Beauty. She knows she'll be questioned about John again. If someone asks her about it, she will respond. That's her revenge plan."

Hell yeah, don't get mad, get even! Even if John's penis was like sexual napalm to Jessica, she won't be meeting him between the sheets again. Like she really wants him giving more information about their sex life!

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer were super cute together when they were a couple, but she can't seem to land a man for longer than six months. Maybe it's because she's bad in bed? No way! In a new interview with Playboy magazine, John Mayer admits Jessica is 'crazy' in the sack and says she's like "crack cocaine" to him.

"Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just f*****' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*** you, I would start selling all my s*** just to keep f****** you.'"

Gawd if that's not a compliment, I don't know what is! I mean nobody wants to be referred to as crack cocaine, but the idea he couldn't get enough of her naughty spot should put a smile on her face. She obviously was putting a smile on his! More men will be pining for Jessica Simpson to see if she's really as good at poking as John says she is.

Jessica Simpson has no problem ripping a big fart and Us Weekly reports she made that apparent during a recent business meeting for her upcoming denim line. How sad is it when Jessica's fart makes the news? Hey, you can't hold those things in. Sometimes you have to just go with the flow of flatulence.

An insider who knows about Jess' fart said "While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart. Her mother [Tina Simpson] was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, 'Jessica!' The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say."

That's a way to seal the deal. They should invent jeans with a built in fart odor eliminating system just for fart girls like Jessica and myself. Those could be top sellers to chicks going out on a first date! No female wants to edge out a stinky fart while she's at dinner with a new man. 

Fashionista she is not. Last summer Jessica Simpson got on stage in some mom jeans with a hideous belt and a tank top and she looked horrible. But now the former singer, 29, is launching a denim line, in partnership with Camulto Group and Jones Apparel Group Inc., which will be launched this July.

Jessica said, “Because I live in denim, the fit was the most important. A girl’s booty needs to look good. I was inspired to create ...a jean that becomes a girl’s best friend, that everyday go-to pair.”

Jess doesn't have to lie. She was inspired by dollar signs, just like all these money hungry celebs who take take take from their fans and rarely give back anything other than more products.

Jessica's purse and shoe line has earned $450 million, according to estimates. With revenue like that, who needs a record contract, or fashion sense?

Jessica Simpson and her best friends Ken Paves and CaCee Cobb traveled "around the world" to meet women and examine thir views, traditions and practices of beauty. It was all captured on camera for one hell of a boring-sounding reality series.

Jess and crew went to Japan, Thailand, France, Brazil, Uganda, Morocco and India for the show, the price of being a C-lister is demanding!

The debut episode of The Price of Beauty airs March 15 at 10 p.m. on Vh1.

Jessica Simpson's motorboat worthy boobs stole the spotlight last night when she was spotted leaving an organic restaurant in Santa Monica.

Bloggers made their jokes, but none of 'em were too harsh. Jess has boobs to spare and women pay to have one-third of what she's got. Ms. Simpson also knows how to embrace black clothes, cause she's not thin. Work it, girl! I can't tell Jess to show us what she's working with, though, cause she's clearly got that part uncovered.

I'm beginning to think that Tila Tequila's true calling is in porn and gossip blogging. The only thing Tila has recently been known for is pulling out her tampon on camera and suing her ex-boyfriend Shawne Merriman. Now it's time for the has been to get her name in the news again by crapping on Jessica Simpson.

Tila dated Billy Corgan and she's less than thrilled that he's with Jessica Simpson. Tila said,

“I think Jessica Simpson is a waste of space. She can’t even put two and two together. She doesn’t show any female empowerment. She gets screwed over by her ex-boyfriends because she’s all clingy. She should stop being so weak and stand up for herself. If Billy is happy with Jessica, then I’m happy for him – but I think he can do a lot better.“

It's not Jessica's fault that she filed for divorce and her relationships haven't worked out since then. She'll remarry and reproduce in due time. And unless Tila knows Jessica personally, or is a gossip blogger, she shouldn't talk about Jessica being "clingy" and "weak."

Tila's really into writing and recording vlogs and the time is ripe for her to bring her critiques to the blogosphere while she's still semi-relevant. We're happy to hire Ms. Tequila at POTP anytime if she wants to join us. We can be reached at poponthepop AT gmail DOT com. I'll be paying Tila in tampons and lingerie. Thanks.