Archive for the 'Jessica Simpson' Category

Tony Romo Says he Doesn’t Call Carrie Underwood

August 14th, 2008

Hells yeah!

What exactly did Carrie hope to accomplish by saying Jessica Simpson’s current boyfriend still calls her?! Maybe Tony did call Carrie, but he’s not going to now that she’s blown the whistle. You know Papa Joe orchestrated this TMZ denial.

Tony Romo calls plays. He doesn’t call Carrie Underwood.

Sources close to the Cowboys QB tell TMZ Tony “is not calling Carrie” — despite a recent interview she gave implying that she’s ducking Romo’s calls.

In fact, Tony’s been spending all sorts of “quality time” with on-again-off-again-back-on-again girlfriend Jessica Simpson.

Ok I’m like super, really, thoroughly, utterly effing confused. Why did Tony’s sources (Papa Joe) have to say he’s spending “quality time” having sex with Jessica Simpson? SO! And … duh! They’re in a relationship, they’re having sex. Just because Tony’s spending all sorts of “quality time” with his girlfriend does not mean he’s not trying to get his wood back into Carrie Underwood.


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Carrie Underwood Needs New People, Says Tony Romo Still Calls Her

August 13th, 2008

Allure turned Carrie into a Hilary Duff lookalike, but she still looks hawt.I have no idea who represents this chick, but everyone on Carrie Underwood’s payroll should be fired. Carrie needs to be told to shut the hell up, because all she does is whine about men - as if beating the hell out of a truck in a video wasn’t enough.

One of her relationships from her days at Oklahoma’s Northeastern State University could have inspired her hit “Before He Cheats.”

“I don’t want to name names, even though he probably deserves it, but he fooled around,” she says. “Oh, yeah – And lied.”

Who fools around and doesn’t lie, Carrie?! It’s a package deal, bitch. You cheat, you lie, you don’t send out a mass text message or make T-shirts about your indiscretions.

Underwood says it’s difficult to find friends she can trust – and guys who like her for the right reasons.

“You never really know why somebody wants to be around you, or if they do genuinely like you. I wish everyone had a label on their forehead so you could automatically tell their intentions. Sometimes you just wish that no one wanted anything from you.”

I feel you, Carrie. I really feel you, but you sound whiny as hell in print when you say that. Talk to your girl friends about this mess, not reporters.

And Carrie says Jessica Simpson’s boyfriend, Tony Romo, still calls her.

The phone will ring and it’ll be him, and I’ll maybe not answer.”

Papa Joe’s head has officially exploded.


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When’s Tony Gonna Dump Jessica?

August 11th, 2008

It’s the NFL’s preseason right now and Jessica’s still around?! I’m luvin’ it. Will she show up at Dallas Cowboys games and be Tony’s Yoko Ono? Will she receive threats again and have to beef up security? What will happen? Should be interesting. You know Jess will be blamed for any mistake Tony makes on the field. It’s wrong, but kind of hilarious too.

A casual Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson are a happy pair after dining Sunday at Japanese eatery Nobu in Malibu. The newly minted country singer’s album, Do You Know, hits stores Sept. 9.

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Jessica Gushes About Tony Romo and John Mayer

July 31st, 2008

She will never learn.

“Most of the guys I dated were captivated by my heart but they had different ways of trying to get to me,”

“Tony understands me. He appreciates my talent. He’s the first person I’ve spiritually connected with.”

“It’s the cutest thing,” she says. “He’ll say, ‘Jessica, 75 percent of the comments about your new single are favorable.’”

Romo, 28, isn’t the only guy Simpson talks about.

“John [Mayer] believed in the Jessica Simpson that’s within,” Simpson says, referring to herself in third person. “He cherished our love. He helped make me the woman I am today. John is going to be an amazing man for someone, but I know that I was supposed to be with someone else.”

I’m still tryin’ to figure this chick out. WHY would Jessica speak so favorably of her ex when she has new peen?!!!! I would say that’s sweet, but it’s really not. How does Tony Romo put up with her ass? Seriously.

*** I have to hit the road, headed out of town, so I’ll be poppin’ tomorrow, hot links included.

:)


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Jessica Simpson was in an Abusive Relationship?

July 31st, 2008

Jessica Simpson has revealed that a song written for her forthcoming country album is based on her own experience as a victim of abuse.

But the singer – who is currently dating Dallas Cowboys star Tony Romo - refuses to go into detail about the painful memory.

When asked by the interviewer for Elle whether she has ever been physically abused, she replied, “I don’t want to talk about it, but I have definitely experienced abuse in a way that I would tell people to take their heart and run.”

In Remember That she sings, “It doesn’t matter how he hurts you / With his hands or with his words / You don’t deserve it / It ain’t worth it / Take your heart and run.”

You know how I feel about the Simpson sisters. Who messed with my Jessica?!!! I don’t think it’s Nick, he’s macho but he’s caring. I wanna speculate, but that’s libelous. I’ll just say his first name is John, his last name rhymes with player. Until I bang him, I don’t like him and I’ll always think he’s a douche, so I’m gonna go ahead and say it was that man whore with the buzzed haircut.

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Country Fans Boo Jessica Simpson

July 21st, 2008

It was Jessica Simpson’s first attempt to win over country music fans this past weekend as she opened for Sara Evans at the Country Thunder USA festival in Wisconsin.

It didn’t go so well.

Jessica was booed by many at the concert, but there were a few fans in the mix as well.

She told the crowd,

“I don’t know what your perception is of Jessica Simpson or what tabloid you buy, but I just want you to know that I’m just a girl from Texas. I’m just like you. I’m doing what I love and dating a boy.”

Yeah, yeah, we know. You can’t be without a boy for two seconds..

Simpson dedicated “You’re My Sunday” to her ‘boy’ Tony Romo, who was there, and sang a ton of covers, such as Willie Nelson’s “On the Road Again.”

One guy told the local paper, “I’ll have to drink a lot of beer to sit through her concert.”

Her new album drops September 9th.


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Jessica Simpson Pregnant?

July 9th, 2008

Jessica Simpson pregnant is like a wet dream for Creepy Papa Joe. I am pretty sure this photo of Jess celebrating her birthday early is just bloat from eating all that meat. She and enslaved boyfriend, Tony Romo, hit up Sagebrush Cantina in Calabasas.

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Simpson’s birthday isn’t until July 10th but I am guessing Tony wanted some birthday lovin’ so he convinced her the bathroom linen closet was also a time machine. As to whether or not she is knocked up….eh…too many ham sandwiches.


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