You know I love me some Jessica Simpson, but I can't co-sign on this mess.

Jessica Simpson is working on a new reality show that will get canceled by mid-season.

The former pop singer and current girlfriend of Tony Romo has been pitching a reality show to the networks that sounds like something only senior citizens in nursing homes would watch, cause they don't have the strength to get up and turn the channel.

The premise of the program, titled The Price of Beauty: "She and a friend set off on a road trip around the world in search of what people find beautiful and why," says a source.

The onetime Newlyweds star, 28, will be hands-on with the show -- and will even try some of the "shocking things that women do to make themselves beautiful. Picture Fear Factor."

Actually, this show sounds like a Tyra Banks production. They should team up together and work it out. Papa Joe better work overtime on this one to make it good, and Tony Romo better cameo up in this shiz cause it sounds tragic.

Immature hypocrite Eminem talked to Detroit's Metro Times about his video "We Made You" in which he ridicules an overweight Jessica Simpson.

Eminem claims that Tony Romo is one of his favorite quarterbacks and he really didn't want to piss him off by mocking his girl, but decided to do it because "Jessica got fat."

Marshall Mathers said,

"Tony Romo is one of my favorite quarterbacks. I don't think he's my favorite — but he's certainly one of my favorites. So I felt kinda conflicted doing the Jessica thing. Jessica got fat. I mean, not really fat, but she certainly got fat for ... well, Jessica Simpson got fat for Jessica Simpson! You know what I mean?"

"I've always wanted people to be able to look back at each video and go, 'Oh, remember what was going on at that moment! ... That's when Jessica Simpson got fat. And even if she gets thin again, that's fine. But for that moment in time, she was fat."

Still, he was nervous.

"I started thinking, like, 'Man!' I was telling [manager] Paul [Rosenberg] and everyone around me, 'Man, I don't wanna piss Tony Romo off and he starts throwing games for the Cowboys!'"

Gawd damn this man! Slim Shady should target Jelly Clarkson instead!

Although I am one of the very few bloggers who loves me some Jessica Simpson, I have no idea how or why she has landed the cover of Vanity Fair.

Assuming this was all arranged prior to her getting dropped from her label, Jess is a lush, and a sloppy one at that. She just doesn't strike me as Vanity Fair cover material. Unless she talks about what the editors think we want to hear about - Tony Romo, Papa Joe and Nick Lachey! Well Jess did just that. Sigh. The life of a has been, do as your told or go home.

As you know, I just love the Simpson family. I think they're the cutest. Papa Joe is such a supportive dad and a fan of both Ashlee's husband Pete Wentz and Jessica's boyfriend Tony Romo. Joe Simpson is a great dad.

Joe Simpson's Twitter

Dumb rumor about Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears starring in a comedy TV show together

Jessica Simpson has proven time and time again that she does not know how to drink responsibly. She's always getting wasted, and when she gets wasted, she gets fug! Here's Messy Jessy with boyfriend Tony Romo on Sunday night.

Jess, Tony, and Jessica's butt cheeks were all spotted leaving Beso restaurant. I've reviewed supersized versions of these shots and Jess was wearing some yeast infection inducing G-string at the time.

The economy strikes again?

OK! Magazine is reporting that my gurl Jessica Simpson has been dropped from her record label Columbia Nashville and her information has been removed from its website.

When OK! called Columbia Nashville, the label which released Jess's country album, a telephone operator told us that Jessica Simpson has now "come off the label."

I blame this all on the mom jeans! Those things never lead to good fortune. But Jess was also booed onstage for forgetting her lyrics and has had to start songs over again at different tour stops. Her Rascal Flatts crowds have been unsympathetic and she didn't do well when Tony Romo missed his flight and her performance.

Jess's first country single "Come On Over" made it to No. 18 on Billboard's Hot Country Songs chart. This isn't the last we'll hear of Jessica, Papa Joe won't allow it. I hope she'll be joining the cast of Melrose Place with Ashlee Simpson. Heh.

Wow. I think my love for Jessica Simpson knows no bounds cause I didn't even blog about a recent rumor claiming that Papa Joe wants Jessica to dump Tony Romo. Turns out that it's not true!

The tabloid quotes a source as saying that Joe "feels that Tony has become too much of a distraction.... Rather than blaming his daughter's work ethic, Joe points the finger at Tony."

"So tired of people saying I don't like Jess and Tony... He is the best..." Joe says (via Twitter). "Don't believe the National Enquirer!!!"

Papa Joe is on Twitter! Dina Lohan is too! My head is spinning, but I already think I'll be choosing Dina for my Celebrity Twitter of the Day post today.

The Orange County Register says Jessica Simpson was "forgettable at best," and that her "fame is far more reaching than her talent deserves."

While the review notes she looked good in her cutoffs, her 4o-minute set "lacked energy." The big faux pas came when Jess forgot the lyrics... twice!

Her first slip-up came on "Remember That," and then when she messed up again, the crowd booed her.

I'm not gonna lie, I wouldn't be caught with a pulse at a Jessica Simpson concert. She can sing but she's usually screaming. Jess keeps it country with her low budget, early 1990's wear "costumes." She looks nothing like Britney Spears, Lady Gaga or any of her country competitors. It's like she shopped at Walmart for her tour outfits, and then she forgets the lyrics, too? How does that happen toward the end of a tour when you've been singing the same shit every night?

Jessica Simpson thought boyfriend Tony Romo would propose to her on Christmas. Then she thought he would pop the question on New Year's. Then she had her panty pudding on reserve for Valentine's Day... no such engagement rock has appeared. Jess is reportedly seeking advice from younger, happily married sister Ashlee.

"[Jessica told Ashlee,] ‘I know Tony loves me, but I don't know if he'll ever propose.' … Ashlee has always been the more realistic, more practical of the two sisters. And Ashlee knows how much her sister wants to be married and have a baby of her own. But as wonderful as Tony is, he is not the marrying kind �" probably not for years."

There's always St. Patrick's Day. Tony could be liquored up enough to get down on bended knee... and pass out. I don't see an engagement happening anytime soon. I smell an inevitable breakup in the works.

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Details on Jessica Simpson's concert in Salt Lake City, Utah, last night. She also gushed about her beau, Tony Romo.

"The thing that makes us lucky is being in love...I did find that unexpected kind of love," Simpson said, explaining that she developed a crush on Romo after watching him on ESPN.

Who is this bitch that's trying to convince us that her relationship is great, and why?! Jess won't convince us until she's married to Tony for at least a decade, then we'll talk about her love life. Until then, she's just a younger version of Jennifer Maniston, only with thicker legs and bigger bubes.

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