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Let the Paula Abdul replacement rumors continue. Is Michelle Obama gonna replace Paula too?

Papa Joe allegedly wants Jessica Simpson to replace Ms. Abdul.

Jessica Simpson is being pushed to the producers of "American Idol" by her father/manager Joe Simpson as the perfect replacement for Paula Abdul.

I can't figure out whether or not this would be a bad move for Jess. She would be jumping the shark, but reality TV seems to be her calling and American Idol gets more viewers than her new reality show is going to. This could open some doors for Jess, but I just couldn't see her being comfortable on a panel with Simon Cowell.

UPDATE: Jessica's rep says this is "not true at all." Well, that is why I placed this post in the "Dumb Rumor" category.

Jessica Simpson has reportedly been losing weight "faster than she realizes" since her split with Tony Romo.

Ever since she got dumped, Jessica has "been dieting" and doesn't "eat much." Naturally the NY Post is calling that a "hunger strike," but she's probably just depressed.

Jessica went to Beso in Hollywood last Wednesday night to celebrate her hairstylist Ken Paves' birthday. At 5-feet-3-inches tall and not much food in her stomach, Jess got tipsy very fast.

Photos show a bleary, but svelte, Simpson holding onto Paves as they exited. 

Since Jess isn't eating much, naturally she's going to get tipsy "very fast," but her dieting has nothing to do with her being photographed while tipsy. Jess has been a sloppy drunk for as long as I can remember. She was sloppy while filming The Newlyweds and she's been a mess ever since. Jess may have a drinking problem. At 29, she should know how to drink by now. But Jessica's a crazy, irrational, needy b*tch, and booze is how she deals with her problems. That's just one of the reasons why I luv this b*tch!

Is it just me or does it seem like Jessica Simpson and her sis Ashlee haven't been seen together in a while?

Maybe they have, but it's not like I search the Net on a daily basis for pictures and stories of them together cause frankly my dear, I don't care much! The two spent time together having din-din at Katsuya over the weekend and apparently Jess needed help in her car after drinking too much. Maybe Jessica could talk Ashlee Simpson into getting out in the sun once every few days. Just because you're married to a pale ass dude doesn't mean you have to be one, too!

Jessica Simpson proves she doesn't need a boyfriend or husband in her life to get some good bling.

Jessica was seen wearing a five-carat diamond ring at the listening party for the new artist An Ya, who is signed on to daddy Joe Simpson's record label. The party was held at the home of jeweler Pascal Mouawad, who hooked Jess up with the bling ring.

Donning a short black dress with stilettos, Simpson appeared to be in high spirits -- and even though she never did get a rock from Romo she managed to walk away with a beautiful 5 carat diamond ring from Pascal’s black and white collection.

She had to blow the dude or something. Nobody just gives away a five-carat diamond ring unless they're getting a little something in return. That ring is worth more than a blow job. There had to be a threesome with some anal action to get that rock!

Tony Romo is making sure his name stays in the media by doing stupid sh*t like banning Jessica Simpson from his home.

Tony had put a note on his entrance letting the whole world know Jessica Simpson is no longer allowed at his house. Oh, boo frickin' hoo.

The new issue of Us Weekly, on stands now, reports the Dallas Cowboys quarterback instructed security to keep Simpson out of his gated community.

A sign at the entrance reads: "RED ALERT!!! TONY ROMO HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN....JESSICA IS NO LONGER ON THE LIST AND NOT APPROVED FOR ACCESS.

Simpson didn't exactly want to stick around: The singer paid $19,000 on July 15 to ship 37 boxes worth of her belongings from Dallas to L.A. overnight.

If my man left me the day before my birthday, I sure as hell wouldn't make my way back to his place. Besides, she knows the pap smears are waiting to take a pic of her showing up, so why chance it?

Jessica Simpson is a sad puppy since Tony Romo left her *ss, but it looks like she's taking out some of the aggression at the gym, where she was seen leaving yesterday after a workout.

Sources close to Jessica's family say she is depressed over the Tony Romo situation and is taking it hard.

"She takes breakups really badly. She has a hard time letting go." So far, Simpson has been coping with the split by living a low-key life and seeking solace with her parents, who "encourage her to go out and have a good time, like she did this week," says the Simpson family friend.

But when she's out in public, "she feels she's being judged by the world and opts to hide out at home," says the friend. "The family feels bad for Jessica. They worry for her a lot."

Don't be so flippin' hard on yourself over Tony Romo cause he was a downgrade from John Mayer anyway. Live the single life, whore around and party for a while instead of trying to find your next husband!

It sounds like Jessica Simpson was totally clueless that Tony Romo was going to break up with her. She's probably sitting in front of a TV in her pajamas watching Oprah, eating ice cream and deleting Tony Romo pics from her laptop. He still gets the *sshole award for leaving her the day before her birthday.

"Jessica was really blindsided," says a Simpson family friend. "She's sad, mad, and confused. Her emotions are all over the place."

Since the sudden split Simpson has been laying low. "She is holding up okay," says the Simpson source. "She is with her family. They are – as always – very supportive of her."

Get over it Jess, there's plenty of other penis in the sea. If you're sticking with ball players, at least find one that's a decent athlete.

Tony Romo should get an award for *sshole boyfriend of the year. Tony apparently dumped his girl Jessica Simpson, the day before her 29th birthday. He couldn't have done it two days earlier or later? Geesh!

"She is heartbroken," says the source. "She loves Tony. But it's been difficult lately. He's busy with his career and she's getting ready to shoot her show (The Price of Beauty). They decided to part ways."

The Dallas Cowboys quarterback fueled breakup rumors when he showed up with about 14 friends at the Hollywood hotspot MyHouse on Friday night without the birthday girl.

"He had quite a few girls stop by his dance floor table," says an onlooker. "Romo was sipping Grey Goose and having a fun time with the boys."

Why wait until the day before her birthday? Was it because Jessica was going to have a Barbie & Ken themed birthday party and he wasn't up to dressing like Ken? He must not have been up to wearing a blond Ken wig.

I like how they say he's busy with his career, like he's had much of one. You knew these two weren't going to last so I'm glad they finally split...Again!

As you know, I'm not exactly impartial when it comes to anything related to Jessica Simpson. However, Jessica Simpson sounded great! Seriously. Ms. Simpson sang the National Anthem at the AT&T National Golf Tournament in DC yesterday.

Although Jess in the midst of working on a cheesy new reality show, she reminded everyone that she was famous first for her singing capabilities.

That being said, Jessica really needs vocal training because she screams too much. It's amazing that she still has a voice left after all the abuse her vocal chords have been through over the years. Her hair complimented her ensemble, but Jessica wore an alarming black and red stripped dress. It alarmed me that she thought it looked good on her. Jessica's weight gain is still clinging to her body and hips and she looked WIDE in her bargain basket-looking dress.

Toward the end of the video, you'll hear boos. That's because Dallas Cowboy Tony Romo was golfing in the Washington Redskins' hood. More pics of Jessica's dress and Tiger Woods and Mr. Romo after the jump. Continue Reading...

Jessica Simpson's The Price of Beauty show is scheduled to premiere next year on Vh1. The name of the show itself makes me wanna vom all over my keyboard!

Jessica Simpson's docu-series, with executive producer Papa Joe, will follow Jess as she "travels around the world" in search of what people find beautiful and why. Watching my puppy sh*t sounds more entertaining.

Jessica said,

"I am really looking forward to discovering how beauty is perceived in different cultures and participating in some of the crazy things people do to feel beautiful. I know we will all learn a lot on this journey and I am so excited that VH1 is coming along on what I'm sure will be a wild ride."

Shooting for this caca begins in mid-July. I bet she'll be singing the show's theme song too. Gag.

I love me some Jess but not when she isn't talking about tuna or the dudes she wants to marry or giving emotional performances on The View.