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Jessica Simpson was in an Abusive Relationship?

July 31st, 2008

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Jessica Simpson has revealed that a song written for her forthcoming country album is based on her own experience as a victim of abuse.

But the singer – who is currently dating Dallas Cowboys star Tony Romo - refuses to go into detail about the painful memory.

When asked by the interviewer for Elle whether she has ever been physically abused, she replied, “I don’t want to talk about it, but I have definitely experienced abuse in a way that I would tell people to take their heart and run.”

In Remember That she sings, “It doesn’t matter how he hurts you / With his hands or with his words / You don’t deserve it / It ain’t worth it / Take your heart and run.”

You know how I feel about the Simpson sisters. Who messed with my Jessica?!!! I don’t think it’s Nick, he’s macho but he’s caring. I wanna speculate, but that’s libelous. I’ll just say his first name is John, his last name rhymes with player. Until I bang him, I don’t like him and I’ll always think he’s a douche, so I’m gonna go ahead and say it was that man whore with the buzzed haircut.

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Country Fans Boo Jessica Simpson

July 21st, 2008

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It was Jessica Simpson’s first attempt to win over country music fans this past weekend as she opened for Sara Evans at the Country Thunder USA festival in Wisconsin.

It didn’t go so well.

Jessica was booed by many at the concert, but there were a few fans in the mix as well.

She told the crowd,

“I don’t know what your perception is of Jessica Simpson or what tabloid you buy, but I just want you to know that I’m just a girl from Texas. I’m just like you. I’m doing what I love and dating a boy.”

Yeah, yeah, we know. You can’t be without a boy for two seconds..

Simpson dedicated “You’re My Sunday” to her ‘boy’ Tony Romo, who was there, and sang a ton of covers, such as Willie Nelson’s “On the Road Again.”

One guy told the local paper, “I’ll have to drink a lot of beer to sit through her concert.”

Her new album drops September 9th.


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Jessica Simpson Pregnant?

July 9th, 2008

Jessica Simpson pregnant is like a wet dream for Creepy Papa Joe. I am pretty sure this photo of Jess celebrating her birthday early is just bloat from eating all that meat. She and enslaved boyfriend, Tony Romo, hit up Sagebrush Cantina in Calabasas.

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Simpson’s birthday isn’t until July 10th but I am guessing Tony wanted some birthday lovin’ so he convinced her the bathroom linen closet was also a time machine. As to whether or not she is knocked up….eh…too many ham sandwiches.


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Pamela Anderson Doesn’t Like Jessica Simpson

July 1st, 2008

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One of Hollywood silicone slut, ho bag, skanky, addicted to marriage bitches has dissed my Jessica Simpson!

Peta supporter, Pam Anderson, had a radio interview in Australia where she was aked what she thinks of Jessica SImpson. Pam said,

“I think she is a bitch and whore.”

Um, that sounds like a misguided self-description. Pammy then explained that she said that because of the “Real girls eat meat” shirt Jess had on. Pam then added,

“Actually, I don’t know if she was talking about food or men.”

Once again, the skank was describing herself. Pam the man eater would likely be confused about what meat Jess was referring to since she has permanent damage from all the meat shoved up her orifices, if she’s at the right angle and does a couple of thrusts, that’s all she needs to get herself off.

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And She Thought She Looked Cute

June 17th, 2008

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The female version of Einstein, Jessica Simpson rocked a “real girls eat meat” shirt, upsetting PETA, of course. PETA said,

“Jessica Simpson’s meaty wardrobe malfunction makes us thankful that no one is looking to her for food advice. Chicken of the sea anyone? The woman who thought that Buffalo ‘Wings’ came from buffalos would benefit from some good veggie brain food.”

However, it has been claimed Jessica wore the T-shirt to poke fun at her boyfriend Tony Romo’s ex-girlfriend Carrie Underwood, who has twice been named the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian by PETA. “Jessica is sick of hearing about how Tony still has feelings for Carrie. She’s obviously trying to poke fun at her rival and let her know who really has Tony’s heart,” a source said.

Carrie is such a strong believer in vegetarianism she once said: “If you told me I could never sing again, I’d say that was horrible, but it’s not my life. If you told me I could never be around animals again, I would just die.”

Okay, Jessica and Carrie both sound like nut jobs.


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Jessica Simpson Defends Papa Joe

June 13th, 2008

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“A lot of people don’t know who my dad really is. He’s an amazing manager. He’s very, very patient. He lives with three girls, so God has definitely taught him patience.

His love for me and my sister and my mother is what family should be about, He would sacrifice his life for any of us at any moment, and he would sacrifice his happiness as well. My dad really is the closest thing that I can think of to perfect when it comes to being a father and a manager.”

Jessica, sweetheart, your boyfriend and his mouth piece friend are the ones fueling the rumors that Papa Joe is too possessive and controlling! No one was paying much attention to the perception that he’s a stage dad on steroids, then Tony brought on an onslaught of rumors about Papa Joe, blaming him for your relationship status.

Tell Tony you’re gonna cut him off if he doesn’t stop spreading rumors. How desperate is Jess to hold onto her Romo? Damn.

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Jessica Simpson’s Father’s Day Gift, A Lingerie Line

June 10th, 2008

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The girl whose father says “She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!” will be launching a lingerie line. Jess says,

“I like different lingerie for different occasions. I think that’s the best thing about it. You can feel sexy or girly depending on your mood.”

This is the best Father’s Day present Jess could give to Daddy. Papa Joe’s probably been asking her to do this for years, and she’s finally obliged.

I’m excited. I’m guessing Jess’ line will be pretty damn sexy because Jo Jo’s gonna make her model everything and get his approval first. ‘More skin, Jess! You want people to buy this, dontcha? I need to see more nips. All the tops should be see-thru, dammit! Stop whining, I’m just trying to help you. Now turn around and bend over so I can see how the back looks.’

Jess already has a successful handbag, sunglasses, shoe and swimwear line. Her collection of bras, undies, sleepwear and daywear will hit department stores and online shopping sites just in time for spring of ‘09.

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Up To Speed - What Happened Over The Weekend

June 9th, 2008

Jessica Simpson is sending butt pics to Tony Romo? NY Post
Snoop wants Beyonce & Jay-Z to make some babies People
Hulk Hogan’s moving in with his teenage girlfriend TMZ
Reports say Jessica Alba gave birth to a baby girl. Do you believe it? Showbiz Spy


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