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Jessica Simpson's Baby Will Never Go Hungry

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 15:07:08 EST

Jessica Simpson posted the photo below on her Twitter account yesterday. She was rooting for New England. Jess Tweeted: “We were really sad the Niners aren’t here right now — Eric played for the Niners… But we’re going with the Patriots. And I’m a Cowboys fan, so I cannot root for the Giants!”

It feels like Jessica has been pregnant for the past 1 and 1/2 years! She has the boobs to prove it. Is she a J-cup now? After the game, Jess Tweeted: “Stayed up past my bedtime. Now it’s time for my big girl panties and sleeping bra!!”

Those boobs are insane! I recommend sleeping in a bra, so I'm just going to assume that Jess does too (cause I've never heard of a sleeping bra). LMAO at Jessica telling her Twitter fans that her fiance "Eric played for the Niners." She omitted the part about him being unemployed for the past few years.

Jessica Simpson Pregnant Photos: Lookin' Good!

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 22:55:51 EST

Jessica Simpson looks better now that she's knocked up and huge than she did when she was just, uh, huge. Jessica looks great even though she looks like she's carrying a few watermelons in there. Anyone else think she'd blow up like a Macy's Day Parade float?

Jess is reportedly pregnant with a son. I'm hoping that naming the kid will be a collaborative effort between Jess and her baby daddy, Eric Johnson. Considering the smarts this chick is workin' wit, don't be surprised if she names her kid Purse.

Photos: Fame/ Flynet

Jessica Simpson: $4 Million Weight Watchers Deal in the Works?

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 03:08:32 EST

Business woman Jessica Simpson may be close to inking a deal with Weight Watchers so that she can take off her pregnancy pounds and get paid for it! Jess may earn $4 million to represent the company.

Jessica wanted to work with Weight Watchers anyway, and then she got knocked up. "This was the perfect compromise," a source says.

Simpson would have one year to "lose a significant amount of weight" under contract.

Hmmm... let me think about this for a few seconds. Jess gained weight years ago, she pretty much didn't lose any of it, now she's pregnant and she's supposed to "lose a significant amount of weight?" Anyone can drop pounds, maintaining a good physique is the challenging part. Let's face it, Jess hasn't done anything to suggest that she's ready to make positive lifestyle changes. Before she was pregnant, she was always drunk!

Weight Watchers doesn't need celebrities for visibility, when weight loss companies choose reps like Queen Latifah, Kristie Alley and Jessica Simpson, they damage the company's credibility, IMHO. If you're going to go with a celebrity, finding women like Jennifer Hudson, who didn't have a history of yo-yo dieting, is the smart choice. How are customers supposed to be inspired and remain motivated when wealthy celebrity spokeswhores can't even keep the pounds off?

Jessica Simpson is Having a Boy

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 14:31:46 EST

While Kelly Rowland accidentally revealed that Beyonce is expecting a girl, Kelly wasn't pregnant, which made it easier for Kelly to slip up. But Jessica Simpson? She's the sperminated one and she blew it.

Jessica told UsWeekly that she is pregnant with a boy.

Simpson said that she was thinking of creative ways to tell everyone that she was pregnant, and then she said that she thought to herself: “My kid’s going to think I’m pretty cool! This is a cool thing to welcome him to the world with.”

Well congrats!

Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson: Wedding on Hold Due to Prenup Dispute?

poponthepop@gmail.com (Lil Payne) — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 11:00:00 EST

Jessica Simpson has pretty much been planning on marrying her unemployed baby daddy from the moment they met. But now that she's knocked up, it seems Eric Johnson has her right where he wants her and is taking full advantage.

Jessica has been claiming in interviews that she postponed her wedding due to her pregnancy, but several tabloids are reporting that the real reason for the delay is Eric's refusal to sign a prenup. Apparently, the contract protecting Jessica's assets for the inevitable divorce was all drawn up and agreed upon, but then Eric had a last minute change of heart.

According to a source close to the couple, "started dragging his feet, refusing to sign the prenup they’d drawn up." In the ultimate dick move, Eric has supposedly been using Jessica's pregnancy as a "bargaining chip," knowing that Jessica had hoped to walk down the aisle before her bump started showing. That's dirty. Well, let this be a lesson to all you millionaire ladies dating unemployed guys - dude's gonna come after your cash eventually.

(Photos: OK, WENN)

Jessica Simpson Says Weight Gain Helped Her Career

poponthepop@gmail.com (Lil Payne) — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 16:50:00 EST

It's no secret that Jessica Simpson has struggled with her weight in the past, but the singer/actress/whatever turned fashion mogul says that packing on pounds has only helped her career.

“All kinds of women started coming up to me and saying what an example I was setting by not constantly dieting,” Jess said in a recent interview with Lucky magazine. “I got so much scrutiny for putting on extra pounds, but I think that the decision not to make myself anorexic was actually great for branding."

Makes sense, but I love how Jessica describes it as "the decision" to put on extra pounds, like she was looking at herself in the mirror one day and thought, "I know my career is based on me being hot, but I'd like to try getting made fun of by tabloids for a while." It worked out in the end, because fat is the new skinny. Everyone's ready to crucify Leann Rimes for being anorexic, but when Jessica Simpson gets dumped and eats her feelings, it makes people wanna buy a handbag with her name on it. Don't try to understand it, it'll just make your head hurt.

(Photo: WENN)

Jessica Simpson Confirms Pregnancy

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 17:39:31 EST

Jessica Simpson 31, put her wedding on hold this year and speculation that she was knocked up ran rampant. Jess has never been stick thin, so we didn't know if she was pregnant up or just chunky, but when a story came out that Ms. Simpson refused to drink alcohol, we knew this chick was knocked up. Jess loves the sauce!

Jessica tweeted the photo above with the caption: "It's true, I'm going to be a mummy!"

Well that's settled. Congrats!

Jessica Simpson Is Pregnant, Showing Off Her Huge Baby Bump

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 11:37:43 EST

After weeks of keeping quiet and walking around in outfits that resemble moo-moos, Jessica Simpson is stepping out in tight shirts and leggings showing off her growing baby bump. She hasn't officially confirmed the pregnancy news, but she doesn't need to when she's walking around with a bump this big!

An OBGYN speaking with Radar Online, believes Jessica may more than half way through her pregnancy.

"She looks to be 26 weeks, which is around 6 months. It is definitely a pregnancy and not weight gain. You can by the shape of her abdomen, her belly wouldn't be that rounded if it was just fat."

Jessica has been holding off for a fat $500,000 paycheck from one of the mags to confirm her pregnancy, but nobody is willing to pay because as one source points out, Jessica doesn't have the 'star power' to secure that fat paycheck.

There's no denying the bun in the oven now, so she might as well take whatever cash she can get, and secure a deal for the first baby photos.

Photos: WENN

Jessica Simpson Tells Friends She's Pregnant

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 12:47:37 EST

Everyone in the free world is wondering if Jessica Simpson is knocked up and, if she is, when is she going to reveal the big news? Jessica has been spotted wearing less fitted snug clothing, and opting for looser outfits instead. She's also carrying bags as big as she is in front of her, which brings on more speculation about a growing baby bump.

Jessica attended a baby shower over the weekend where a close friend says that Jess is slowly telling friends about her pregnancy, and is joking that she can now eat whatever she wants.

"She jokes, 'Well, now I can eat anything I want and no one will care. It's just sort of a rule with pregnant women.' But it was typical Jessica that she was making a joke of it."

After it was rumored during the summer that she was pregnant, Jessica denied it, but with this latest round of rumors, she has kept quiet. Just admit you're pregnant already!

Photo: Pacific Coast News

Jessica Simpson: Happy To Be Pregnant!

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Thu, 29 Sep 2011 10:22:24 EST

If you are to believe everything written in the tabloids, then Jessica Simpson is definitely pregnant. I'm sure she wouldn't mind being knocked up so she can carry around a few extra pounds without being harassed about it.

According to In Touch, Jessica took a test which came back positive and just to be safe, she took a few more to make sure the first one was legit.

"When the first test came back positive, she called a close friend and asked her to buy several more tests and rush them over. Now, she's the happiest she's ever been."

Jessica's fiance is also thrilled telling Jessica "he wasn't happy, he was ecstatic beyond words."

Now if only she would confirm whether she's knocked up or not... Come on Jess, is there a bun in the oven or not?!?

Photo: Pacific Coast News