Jillian Michaels, best know for her stint as a personal trainer on the weight-loss reality TV show The Biggest Loser, gets paid to yell at people for being too fat on a regular basis. This crazy-intense workout guru must not be getting her screaming fix fulfilled, however, because she’ll soon be taking on another job that also involves ample amounts of yelling: motherhood.

The hardcore, nucking futs Jillian is in the process of adopting a boy or a girl from the Democratic Republic of the Congo. She revealed to Us magazine why she wants to adopt: “I can't handle doing that to my body. Also, when you rescue something, it's like rescuing a part of yourself.”

I don’t want to make judgments on exactly the kind of mama she’s going to be, but her kid--male or female--is probably going to have an eight-pack by, like, the age of seven. Which makes me jealous. But they’ll probably never know the taste of Ben & Jerry’s or Sour Patch Kids or grease as a food group, so let’s call it even.

How sad is this news? One of the fiercest trainers alive is leaving NBC's hit show "The Biggest Loser." Jillian Michaels, 36, made the announcement on her Twitter.

Jillian got her own spinoff called "Losing It," and she says the show inspired her to have a family of her own. Jillian had said that she doesn't want to have biological kids, cause it ruins your body, but that she is willing to adopt.

Jillian tweeted: "Season 11 of Biggest Loser will be my last :) have to finish out my contract. I want to take a year off TV and focus on becoming a mommy and doing more charity work. Shooting Losing It also had big impact on me. Living with kids, I saw firsthand what I was missing." Isn't Jillian Michaels a lesbian? We're still guessing.

Jillian's final Biggest Loser season begins this January. Jill's a hard worker, obviously, and we know that she'll do whatever it takes to achieve her goals. Good luck Jillian!

Biggest Loser trainer Jillian Michaels isn't going to let something like a pregnancy change her body. Oh no, that would be horrible! In a new interview in Women's Health magazine, Jillian admits she would rather adopt, than grow a baby bump.

"I'm going to adopt. I can't handle doing that to my body. Also, when you rescue something, it's like rescuing a part of yourself."

Geez it's only nine months and with Jillian's tight little body and hardcore workouts, she'll be back in *ss kicking shape in no time! Adoption is great but she comes off as being selfish when she admits she won't get knocked up because it will change her figure. I still wonder if she's 100% female so maybe there's a chance she can't get pregnant? Totally kidding.

One of the toughest trainers ever, Jillian Michaels tells Ladies Home Journal that she doesn't mind getting down with the snatch. Jillian has been a girl crush of many lesbians for a long time, but she's never publicly commented on her sexual orientation. Until now.

Jillian said, "If I fall in love with a woman, that’s awesome. If I fall in love with a man, that’s awesome. As long as you fall in love..."

But has she ever fallen in love with a woman?! That's what we wanna know, Jill! The trainer with an upcoming NBC show said, "It’s like organic food. I only eat healthy food, and I only want healthy love!"

LOVE her!!!!!!! Jillian inspires me so much. She pours candlewax on her food after she's full, she "only" eats healthy food, and she's a very passionate goddess who knows how to get the job done... but is she a lesbian? I don't think so. If the lovin's good, the lovin's good and she remains open to the possibilities.

IS JILLIAN MICHAELS A LESBIAN?

Jillian Michaels is back with a vengeance as the 5'2 personal trainer will be invading people's homes to "change their diet and exercise habits." GASP!

The Biggest Loser's vixen said that she's tired of people telling her that they could lose weight if they could go away to a ranch. Jillian said, "We're telling people, we'll come to you and teach you how to be healthy."

The show also aims to coach participants in all aspects of their lives. A new family will be featured every week, and Jillian will be the executive producer.

Eight episodes have been ordered by NBC and I think this show will be successful. Jillian's a total firecracker, heh, and she makes for good TV. Biggest Loser fans will have a spin-off with one of the toughest trainers alive!

Supposedly we're like in a recession or something. The print publication industry has also been struggling for years with so many readers flocking to the internet instead, but you'd never be able to tell by monitoring what Self Magazine does.

Self threw a July 2009 issue party where none other than rockstar in the making Allison Iraheta showed up with her adorable bad a*s self. AnnaLynne Loves the Red Carpet McCord was also there, along with Estelle, Kathy Griffin and The Biggest Loser trainer Jillian Michaels.

I wonder how many of these celebs actually attended the party. You'd be surprised. Celebrities walk the red carpet and then jump into their waiting ride and it's all so staged and ridiculous.

Can't wait for Allison's debut album. Her PR team is making good moves by getting her to show up to events now.

My favorite personal trainer, The Biggest Loser's Jillian Michaels said,

"Why should we apologize for the practices that help us manage the symptoms while we deal with the real reasons we eat? I pour candle wax on my food at restaurants. Not wanting to 'waste food' is a poor excuse for ending up far worse off later on, dealing with all the health problems that come with obesity.

"Losing weight is not about willpower--it's about moments of bravado, like the moment when you ask your waiter to take the bread away from the table right away."

I've poured dish washing soap on my food sometimes. Suddenly I'm no longer embarrassed 'bout it. Thanks, Jillian! But I definitely don't ask any waiter to take bread away; I ask for more and more! I also order from the kids' menu when I go out a lot - there's a weight loss tip provided by my fat ass. I hold a Ph.D in Bullshitology. Respect.

Seriously though, I do often order from the child's menu, much to the dismay of servers. You're not gonna overeat for sure when you do, and, as Jillian says, whatever works.

I'd love to hear Jillian's answer on what alcohol one should order while at the bar? I can hear her now, 'Just order water on the rocks with a lime slice on the rim so you can feel like you're sipping on an alcoholic beverage!'

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