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After reading this, how could I not?

Joe Francis, the "Girls Gone Wild" gazillionaire, has sent out a mass e-mail from his Nevada jail touting a new Web site, meetjoefrancis.com, where he outlines how he ended up behind bars six months ago.

"I'm sure that once you learn the story . . . you'll be as outraged as I am," wrote Francis, who's in for a tax rap. "The scariest thing [is] . . . that it could just as easily happen to you. I never expected my life to be a cautionary tale, but if revealing the truth behind my circumstances can help one other person avoid being grievously mishandled by the justice system, then it is worth telling."

I'm sold! Jo Jo talked me into finding out how my life can be ruined and shit in like a heartbeat and fuck. Sorry. For the first time I found profanity humorous. Anywho, he has a 10 page legal story on his website! I don't have that time right now, but I am interested. His site's also pretty interesting. He has a fun &  informative FAQ section, and the content is good overall.

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Tori Spelling was reportedly so "moritfied" about her mom's bullshit letter to Joe Francis that she went through three people in order to contact Joe and apologize.

Candy's probably red with shame. Now that she's talking to Tori again she needs someone to hate. Too bad Joe owned her in his letter and made her look like an ass.

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Dear Candy:

I don't know you, I have never met you and I don't know anything about you. After reading your letter posted on the internet, my mental picture of you is of a lonely old woman living in a mansion in Holmby Hills with let's say 300 cats jumping around, some in their own feces.

I have tried to think to myself what would compel a woman such as yourself to write a letter to someone they have never met? Even worse, you are making up your mind based on headlines. I can understand you writing Paris Hilton a letter out of care because as you said in your letter, you have known her most of her life. Then again, it's sad and pathetic you had the audacity to post that letter on the internet instead of just sending it to Paris personally.

Candy, you don't know any of the facts concerning my situation. I am a hardworking, compassionate and honest person. I will prevail just as I have in the past because overcoming adversity is not only a part of the entrepreneurial experience but a part of life. You should appreciate this and know this more than anyone and I am ashamed of you for forgetting how hard it is to make it in this world and the people who would love to tear you down because you have. Sadly, it appears you have become one of those people.

Contrary to what you have said in your letter, my world has not changed. My business Girls Gone Wild is thriving and posted record sales last month. Most important, my friends and my family (I love you guys....) have stood by me. This whole situation will be over soon and I will be standing strong.

I have never played a victim but I have always been a fighter. I will ultimately prevail in the matters at hand but I am concerned that you will die a lonely and unfulfilled person playing with those cats and posting open letters to people you have never met on the internet.

Sincerely,

Joe Francis

Obviously, JoJo was fired up. He placed a lot of emphasis on her cats. Candy got off easy. He should have mentioned that she's an attention whore and unlike her letter to Paris, she's not trying to help him, she simply wanted to say that "no one" feels sorry for him.

I'm glad Joe was able to send a reply. Candy may have been surprised, thinking he was silenced because he was behind bars. She's a tragic case. I don't have to support Joe's ventures to be able to respect his feelings as a human being. Candy's so random and I'm still trying to figure out why she would try to humiliate Joe in the first place?!!

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Joe Francis' asshole is gonna turn into the size of a mason jar! A Florida judge said as soon as JoJo finishes his sentence in Florida, the douche must be sent to Reno, Nevada to face more charges over there!

Joe will be released on Tuesday after his 35-day sentence for contempt of court. Prosecutors wanted him to stay in Florida to face additional criminal charges from allegations made in 2003 claiming minors were filmed exploited for his soft porn series. But the judge ruled that Joe must face tax evasion charges in Nevada first.

Everyone's fighting over his asshole! Do these judges have deals with the inmates? It's like they want Joe Camel to suffer. Somehow, I wouldn't be surprised if new charges came out. Remember the dork tried to pay $500 for some water?! When Joe gets out he should just focus on his clothing line and call it a day with filming dumb sluts.

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Joe Francis is in jail right now for tax evasion and contempt of court. Camel was charged yesterday for bribing a jail guard so he could get a glass of agua.

Joe promised the guard $100 in exchange for some water so he could take his sleeping pills.The guard told him no, and Joe showed him $500! BUT you're not allowed to have cash while incarcerated. Joe was then searched and 16 prescription meds were found including Lunesta and lorazepam. Authorities have added these charges to his tab.

Should I laugh? He was willing to throw down $500 for some water cuz he doesn't know how to use his spit? It's obvious Camel thinks he can get away with anything because he's Mr. Successful Pervert. Of course the guard's gonna turn him down, he's jealous of his thick dolla!

Poor thing may be taking it up the bum too. When he's about to get violated, is he gonna offer $800 for some lube? It's not workin' out, Joe Joe.  They're gonna turn that down too. Other inmates know how to use their spit properly.

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Joe Francis, the "Girls Gone Wild" founder, was indicted today on federal tax evasion charges for illegally deducting more than $20 million in phony business expenses from his 2002 and 2003 corporate tax returns.

According to a two count indictment filed in U.S. District Court in Reno, Nevada, Francis, 34, sought to conceal income through the use of offshore companies and nominees.

At one point, he transferred $15 million from one offshore bank account to a California brokerage account in the name of a Cayman Islands corporation he controlled.

Oooooh yeah. My dream of little Joey in jail getting slapped in the forehead by the dirty dong of a guy named Bruce is looking more clear. You guys were right with your comments the other day about Joe Francis... KARMA IS A BITCH! ;o)

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Bitch goin' down! Joe Francis was arrested this a.m. at the Panama City airport and is being held at the Bay County Jail. I hate Joe Francis because he's a total arrogant jack-hole! I hope some big boy name Bruce holds Joe down and slaps him in the forehead with his dirty dong.

Although Francis told FOX News's Geraldo Rivera on Monday that he would surrender to authorities, the arrest was carried out by airport police who recognized him before he could present himself to the Marshal's Office.

A judge ordered Francis's arrest last week after Francis reportedly changed the terms of a settlement deal stemming from a 2003 lawsuit in which seven women accused him of victimizing them by filming them in sexual situations while they were on spring break in Panama City.

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