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Joe Francis' Wife Christina McLarty Moved Out, Over Already?

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Wed, 29 Dec 2010 14:02:06 EST

Joe Francis and Christina McLarty may be heading for Splitsville, and quick! We all saw this coming. She married Joe Francis, for cryin' out loud!

Joe and Christina dated for four years before tying the knot in November while on vacation in St. Tropez. But according to Radar Online, Christina has left the building! "Joe Francis' wife moved out, and they might be getting a divorce."

Sources say Christina moved out of Joe's Bel Air mansion after Thanksgiving, and is currently shacking up at her mother's house. Joe was overheard by a Kardashian who sold this story to Radar discussing his split with Bruce and Kris Jenner.

"He was talking about the details of the separation openly while at the Kardashian holiday party."

The Kardashians ruin everything! Kidding. I think Joe is a total douche and far from being marriage material. I'm sure the only person who actually thought this marriage may last was Christina. Joe probably only put a ring on it to get her to shut up about tying the knot. Sucker!

Christina McLarty Is Marrying Joe Francis

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 13:13:11 EST

Someone is attempting to make an honest man out of 'Girls Gone Wild' founder Joe Francis. Is that possible? CBS News Entertainment reporter Christina McLarty seems to think so! The couple have been dating off and on for nearly four years and Joe proposed to Christina while on vacation in St. Tropez. There's no chance of seeing photos of a huge luxurious union because Joe told Page Six it's not going to be a traditional wedding.

"We have chosen to have a civil domestic partnership because we don't believe it's appropriate to be married until our gay and lesbian friends are afforded the same rights as us to legally marry in the United States."

"The weekend will be fun, luxurious and filled with lots of surprises. This will be a nontraditional celebration of love, family and friends."

This couple will end up in splitsville in no time!

Joe Francis is Tila Tequila's Baby Daddy?

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 10:01:05 EST

This makes a lot of sense! The only man on the planet who would get anywhere near Tila Tequila's vagina without a surgical mask and gloves would have to be Joe Francis.

Tila Tequila and the Girls Gone Wild creator may be quietly dating, and Joe may be the father of Tila's unborn baby. She is "100% pregnant," afterall. Tila has said that her fetus' father is "definitely someone known and in the entertainment industry." Hmmmm.... that narrows it down.

But the most telling clues are: Tequila’s recently launched web site is financed by Francis. Additionally, Tequila says that Francis was the one who informed her of Johnson’s death, and that she “hid” at his house afterward.

We don't have to spend any time wondering if Joe would put something in Tila's infested holes, but is she pregnant? And if so, who da baby daddy?

Joe Francis Forced Me To Go To His Website

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 11:52:53 EST

After reading this, how could I not?

Joe Francis, the "Girls Gone Wild" gazillionaire, has sent out a mass e-mail from his Nevada jail touting a new Web site, meetjoefrancis.com, where he outlines how he ended up behind bars six months ago.

"I'm sure that once you learn the story . . . you'll be as outraged as I am," wrote Francis, who's in for a tax rap. "The scariest thing [is] . . . that it could just as easily happen to you. I never expected my life to be a cautionary tale, but if revealing the truth behind my circumstances can help one other person avoid being grievously mishandled by the justice system, then it is worth telling."

I'm sold! Jo Jo talked me into finding out how my life can be ruined and shit in like a heartbeat and fuck. Sorry. For the first time I found profanity humorous. Anywho, he has a 10 page legal story on his website! I don't have that time right now, but I am interested. His site's also pretty interesting. He has a fun & informative FAQ section, and the content is good overall.

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Tori Spelling Apologizes To Joe Francis For Candy's Stupid Letter

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Mon, 21 May 2007 18:36:08 EST

Tori Spelling was reportedly so "moritfied" about her mom's bullshit letter to Joe Francis that she went through three people in order to contact Joe and apologize.

Candy's probably red with shame. Now that she's talking to Tori again she needs someone to hate. Too bad Joe owned her in his letter and made her look like an ass.

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Up To Speed: Joe Francis Responds to Candy Spelling's Letter

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Mon, 21 May 2007 01:49:42 EST

Dear Candy:

I don't know you, I have never met you and I don't know anything about you. After reading your letter posted on the internet, my mental picture of you is of a lonely old woman living in a mansion in Holmby Hills with let's say 300 cats jumping around, some in their own feces.

I have tried to think to myself what would compel a woman such as yourself to write a letter to someone they have never met? Even worse, you are making up your mind based on headlines. I can understand you writing Paris Hilton a letter out of care because as you said in your letter, you have known her most of her life. Then again, it's sad and pathetic you had the audacity to post that letter on the internet instead of just sending it to Paris personally.

Candy, you don't know any of the facts concerning my situation. I am a hardworking, compassionate and honest person. I will prevail just as I have in the past because overcoming adversity is not only a part of the entrepreneurial experience but a part of life. You should appreciate this and know this more than anyone and I am ashamed of you for forgetting how hard it is to make it in this world and the people who would love to tear you down because you have. Sadly, it appears you have become one of those people.

Contrary to what you have said in your letter, my world has not changed. My business Girls Gone Wild is thriving and posted record sales last month. Most important, my friends and my family (I love you guys....) have stood by me. This whole situation will be over soon and I will be standing strong.

I have never played a victim but I have always been a fighter. I will ultimately prevail in the matters at hand but I am concerned that you will die a lonely and unfulfilled person playing with those cats and posting open letters to people you have never met on the internet.

Sincerely,

Joe Francis

Obviously, JoJo was fired up. He placed a lot of emphasis on her cats. Candy got off easy. He should have mentioned that she's an attention whore and unlike her letter to Paris, she's not trying to help him, she simply wanted to say that "no one" feels sorry for him.

I'm glad Joe was able to send a reply. Candy may have been surprised, thinking he was silenced because he was behind bars. She's a tragic case. I don't have to support Joe's ventures to be able to respect his feelings as a human being. Candy's so random and I'm still trying to figure out why she would try to humiliate Joe in the first place?!!

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More Trouble For The Girls Gone Wild Pervert

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Fri, 11 May 2007 12:05:53 EST

Joe Francis' asshole is gonna turn into the size of a mason jar! A Florida judge said as soon as JoJo finishes his sentence in Florida, the douche must be sent to Reno, Nevada to face more charges over there!

Joe will be released on Tuesday after his 35-day sentence for contempt of court. Prosecutors wanted him to stay in Florida to face additional criminal charges from allegations made in 2003 claiming minors were filmed exploited for his soft porn series. But the judge ruled that Joe must face tax evasion charges in Nevada first.

Everyone's fighting over his asshole! Do these judges have deals with the inmates? It's like they want Joe Camel to suffer. Somehow, I wouldn't be surprised if new charges came out. Remember the dork tried to pay $500 for some water?! When Joe gets out he should just focus on his clothing line and call it a day with filming dumb sluts.

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Joe Francis Doesn't Know How To Swallow Pills

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 14:29:49 EST

Joe Francis is in jail right now for tax evasion and contempt of court. Camel was charged yesterday for bribing a jail guard so he could get a glass of agua.

Joe promised the guard $100 in exchange for some water so he could take his sleeping pills.The guard told him no, and Joe showed him $500! BUT you're not allowed to have cash while incarcerated. Joe was then searched and 16 prescription meds were found including Lunesta and lorazepam. Authorities have added these charges to his tab.

Should I laugh? He was willing to throw down $500 for some water cuz he doesn't know how to use his spit? It's obvious Camel thinks he can get away with anything because he's Mr. Successful Pervert. Of course the guard's gonna turn him down, he's jealous of his thick dolla!

Poor thing may be taking it up the bum too. When he's about to get violated, is he gonna offer $800 for some lube? It's not workin' out, Joe Joe. They're gonna turn that down too. Other inmates know how to use their spit properly.

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Down Goes Francis!

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Thu, 12 Apr 2007 06:12:30 EST

Joe Francis, the "Girls Gone Wild" founder, was indicted today on federal tax evasion charges for illegally deducting more than $20 million in phony business expenses from his 2002 and 2003 corporate tax returns.

According to a two count indictment filed in U.S. District Court in Reno, Nevada, Francis, 34, sought to conceal income through the use of offshore companies and nominees.

At one point, he transferred $15 million from one offshore bank account to a California brokerage account in the name of a Cayman Islands corporation he controlled.

Oooooh yeah. My dream of little Joey in jail getting slapped in the forehead by the dirty dong of a guy named Bruce is looking more clear. You guys were right with your comments the other day about Joe Francis... KARMA IS A BITCH! ;o)

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Joe Francis Was Arrested - Jails Gone Wild!

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:05:27 EST

Bitch goin' down! Joe Francis was arrested this a.m. at the Panama City airport and is being held at the Bay County Jail. I hate Joe Francis because he's a total arrogant jack-hole! I hope some big boy name Bruce holds Joe down and slaps him in the forehead with his dirty dong.

Although Francis told FOX News's Geraldo Rivera on Monday that he would surrender to authorities, the arrest was carried out by airport police who recognized him before he could present himself to the Marshal's Office.

A judge ordered Francis's arrest last week after Francis reportedly changed the terms of a settlement deal stemming from a 2003 lawsuit in which seven women accused him of victimizing them by filming them in sexual situations while they were on spring break in Panama City.

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