Britney Spears is currently touring Europe, and even though no one really wants to see it anymore, she's still stripping down to nearly nothing on stage. Last night, she gave opening act Joe Jonas an up-close and personal experience that will likely keep him a virgin for at least another ten years.

That's Brit wrapping her legs around JoeJo's head in London. The look on Joe's face screams "This is why I'm saving myself for marriage." Brit doesn't sell sex quite as well as Rihanna, but she's still relying on partial nudity to please her fans, as early reviews of her shows have been less than glowing, and ticket sales are reportedly sluggish.

If Britney's trying to grab headlines by grinding on a tween sensation, she's got the wrong heartthrob. The Jo Bros are yesterday's news, ya gotta strip for the Biebs if you want to make news.

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Joe Jonas broke Taylor Swift's heart when he broke up with her over the phone back in 2008. Time has passed and Joe is realizing he f*cked up and wants another chance with Taylor. A source says "He wants to show her he's a changed man and would love to see what's possible between them."

The two are starting off slow as just friends but there's a possibility the spark may still be there. A insider explains, "They're putting their past behind them and maybe rekindling an old flame."

Yeah, go for it! I hope they fall deeply in love and one of them breaks the others heart so Taylor Swift can write another awesome song about her rocky love life.

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The least memorable parts of Twilight and the Jonas Brothers are no longer pretending to not have sex. Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas have called it quits after a year of hand-holding and cuddling.

Naturally, the young stars' publicists claim the breakup was "mutual and amicable." Unfortunately, the split comes just one day after the publication of a Details magazine article in which Joe praised Ashley and said their relationship "feels right." Sounds like Ashley's the one who pulled the plug. 

But don't worry. Joe is already moving on and was seen partying solo with Kings of Leon last night. A newly single Disney star partying with Kings of Leon? He'll be having a gangbang with Miley in no time. 

Well...possibly. Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas have yet to confirm rumors that they're a couple, but the Twilight star and middle Jo Bro have been spotted together all over the world, most recently in New York yesterday, where Ashley watched Joe play baseball in Coney Island.

I don't care what they've confirmed, if she's willing to hang out in Coney Island and sit through an entire baseball game, they're a couple. They're probably not doin' it or anything, because Joe's still afraid of the vadge, but I bet the hand-holding is HOT! I'm not surprised Joe plays baseball. It's probably the only time he's ever gotten to second base. Zing!

The Jonas Brothers have taken a hit in popularity ever since Bieber Fever swept the nation. Hooking up with a Twilight star could be just what Joe needs to re-claim the spotlight. He just better hope Taylor Lautner doesn't get an eye for Ashley, 'cause, yeah...dude can't compete with that.

This couple is so cute they make me wanna throw up fuzzy little kittens. Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato performed 'Make A Wave' during the American Idol results show last night and they are too adorable for words!

The couple recorded the single for Disney's 'Friends for Change: Project Green' campaign and it's currently available on iTunes. The proceeds are being donated to several environmental charities through the Disney Worldwide Conservation Fund.

Maybe "the death of the emo swoosh" has actually taken place, cause Joe Jonas got himself a haircut! The Disney heartthrob had some of the best hair in Hollyweird, and is it just me or is  good hair a must if you wanna be a certified panty creamer?

Robert Pattinson has gorgeous locks, Joe Jonas did too, and those two are all the proof that I can think of right now or need!

Joe was spotted walking around West Hollywood the other day with shorter hair and toned up arms and thighs. I'll pass on his arms, cause those are a little bulky for a chick, but he's got better legs than I do.

Short hair makes Joey look more like a Joe, i.e., more mature. He looks good. Throw in some facial hair and he'd look even better.

Joe Jonas is the only attractive member of The Jonas Virgins and he knows how to work it out! Joe Jonas does Beyonce's "Single Ladies" dance in this hilarious new spoof. Check out his thighs. My. Gawd!

Here's a photo of Joe Jonas mocking Asian people by stretching his eyes out like Miley Cyrus. Racist asshole or pure dumbass?

If I actually cared I would say he's a fucking idiot, not racist, just uncreative. Anyone remember the days where people would flip their eyelid back if they wanted to look scary? Or curl their tongue up? Where have those days gone? Today all we have are bra flashes, booty shots, clevage close-ups and stretched out eyes. A goofy face needs to actually look goofy. Stretching out your eyes is so lame. The Jonas Virgins need to get laid, hopefully with a dude too. Still think one of 'em has got to be a closet case.