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Maybe "the death of the emo swoosh" has actually taken place, cause Joe Jonas got himself a haircut! The Disney heartthrob had some of the best hair in Hollyweird, and is it just me or is  good hair a must if you wanna be a certified panty creamer?

Robert Pattinson has gorgeous locks, Joe Jonas did too, and those two are all the proof that I can think of right now or need!

Joe was spotted walking around West Hollywood the other day with shorter hair and toned up arms and thighs. I'll pass on his arms, cause those are a little bulky for a chick, but he's got better legs than I do.

Short hair makes Joey look more like a Joe, i.e., more mature. He looks good. Throw in some facial hair and he'd look even better.

Joe Jonas is the only attractive member of The Jonas Virgins and he knows how to work it out! Joe Jonas does Beyonce's "Single Ladies" dance in this hilarious new spoof. Check out his thighs. My. Gawd!

Here's a photo of Joe Jonas mocking Asian people by stretching his eyes out like Miley Cyrus. Racist asshole or pure dumbass?

If I actually cared I would say he's a fucking idiot, not racist, just uncreative. Anyone remember the days where people would flip their eyelid back if they wanted to look scary? Or curl their tongue up? Where have those days gone? Today all we have are bra flashes, booty shots, clevage close-ups and stretched out eyes. A goofy face needs to actually look goofy. Stretching out your eyes is so lame. The Jonas Virgins need to get laid, hopefully with a dude too. Still think one of 'em has got to be a closet case.