Nicole Richie is a fashionista with a seriously expensive taste in pillows. Her hubby Joel Madden was baffled by Nicole's outrageous pillow purchase and took the issue to Twitter.

"Do you ever look at your credit card bill and ask your wife how the hell she could spend 3 thousand dollars on pillows? I do. PILLOWS."

Nicole replied with "That's why I ignore your calls," which I think is her way of telling Joel to go blow himself. Joel didn't let up after her response and apparently took matters into his own hands.

"Needless to say, the pillows are going back to the expensive ass pillow store. Hope she likes the Target pillows I'm putting in their place!...Trust me the pillows were gone before i even tweeted!"

Atta boy Joel Madden! You can be all fancy and shiz without spending a butt load on simple pillows, but Target? I love Target, but this is Nicole we're talking about. At least upgrade to Ikea.

Joel Madden and Nicole Richie got married yesterday in a winter-themed ceremony at Lionel Richie's house in Beverly Hills. There were approximately 150 family members and friends at the wedding, including Khloe Kardashian and Samantha Ronson. Samantha served as a bridesmaid - I want pictures of Sam in a dress!!!!!

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale were also there. No word on whether Nicole's good friend Christina Aguilera showed up, while Paris Hilton was reportedly not in attendance.

Officiating the ceremony was none other than Run-DMC rapper and reality star Rev. Run. The hip-hop pioneer is also an ordained minister. The couple "have looked up to Rev. Run, so they wanted him to officiate," the guest explains. 

One other guest: an elephant! Around 5:40 p.m., observers spotted an elephant arriving in the driveway; the animal was led into a white tent with other revelers.

Their daughter Harlow, 2, was the flower girl.

Congrats!

After more than three years of dating and two children later, Joel Madden finally got the balls to ask Nicole Richie to marry him.

In the past, Nicole has said that she doesn't care about getting married; naturally, she was lying. Why else would she push out two of Joel's kids?

Nicole is thrilled! When a fan spotted Nicole wearing a new ring on her left hand on Feb. 15, the fan congratulated Nicole and fiance Joel Madden. "Thank you," a beaming Nicole told the fan. "She's beyond thrilled and so excited to start planning her dream wedding."

Nicole Richie is so over single life. She has a two year-old daughter, Harlow, a five month old son, Sparrow, and she's been engaged before. She wants to be a Mrs. and she's earned it. CONGRATS!

* Nicole confirms her engagement on tonight's episode of the Late Show With David Letterman.

The new issue of Star magazine claims that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden secretly married. POTP didn't publish it cause we thought it was rubbish.

Now Joel has posted a blog on his website saying, "I keep getting emails from old friends and family asking about a wedding. NO we didn't get married."

Isn't it strange that someone would send another person AN EMAIL asking 'em if they got married? WTF! Pick up the phone. Flex those finger muscles and dial 'em up, I swear technology creates too many borders, but I digress.

Nicole and Joel both say that they're going to get married "one day" and sh*t. I'll believe it when I see their overpriced wedding photos published in the tabloids.

Nicole Richie and her new baby boy, Sparrow, take the cover for this week's People magazine. These Hollywood babies get a start on their modeling careers early!

Nicole has definitely put her hard partying on the back burner now that she has two little ones to take care of, and she's very content with her life. In the issue, Nicole says you just want your kids to be "healthy and happy, and they are. I'm right where I belong."

Sparrow is cute and looks like he's going to have a lot of Nicole's facial features just like his big sis Harlow.

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Nicole Richie finally popped! She named her new kid after a bird because weird names are such a hot trend Hollywood.

Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born early this morning weighing 7 lbs and 14 oz.. The Richie-Madden clan posted the news on Nicole's website.

Welcome to the world, and good luck trying to explain why you have a f*cked up hippy name when you grow up!

Check out Nicole Richie's growing baby bump! She's lookin' good!

Nicole and her man Joel Madden were spending some time on the beach in Malibu. She's looks like she could give birth right there on the beach! It will be interesting to see how much bigger she gets considering she's not due till September.

I say no, but I still don't see this f*ckship lasting even though Nicole is the marrying type. She was already engaged to DJ AM and she even got knocked up by Mr. Madden twice, but there's still no ring.

While Nicole Richie takes care of 18-month-old daughter Harlow, Joel Madden goes out "drinking and flirting" and also exchanges numbers!

“Instead of staying home with pregnant Nicole, he was acting like a total tool - smoking, drinking Red Bull and vodka, and buying drinks for a woman at the club who was hanging all over him.”

“He was definitely acting like a complete Hollywood player.”

Joel started the flirting and the tattooed beauty flirted right back. “She twirled her hair and kept leaning in closely and whispering in his ear. Joel smiled at her, touched her, and bought her a Heineken. And that was all she needed - she hung onto him for the rest of the night.” The two even exchanged phone numbers.

Joel also gave Mary Kate Olsen a private tour of his tour bus which upset Nic. I give this duo another year tops.

Cheap tabloid InTouch has given us some hints that Nicole Richie is, in fact, prego with a boy.

“Joel bought water-based paint for the nursery and — surprise, surprise — it’s blue,” reveals another pal of the couple, who adds that Nicole refers to the baby as “he.”

“Plus, she recently ordered some plush animals and infant toys from FAO Schwarz, and everything just happens to be blue.”

Guess what, all? I don't give a sh*t what Nicole is having. I just think that her baby will be fug. And short. Joel's like 5'4 and that son is doomed.

Nicole's baby is due in August.

I just kind of despise young, pregnant and unwed celebrity baby mamas cause life just isn't this easy, and the baby daddy doesn't always stick around, when your everyday slut gets sperminated.

Nicole Richie and daughter Harlow Winter were spotted... over the past few days. I'll admit it, I went to a few different sites and got some new pictures of Harlow. She's too adorable for words. She looks like Joel Madden and Nicole. Those two make beautiful babies.