John Edwards

John Edwards' trial has been postponed because he has a serious heart condition. Edwards sought to delay his trial for criminal corruption, which was schedule to begin later this month, due to his illness.

According to NBC, Edwards passed out recently. He had "three episodes" and the two-time presidential candidate's condition could be life-threatening if left untreated.

John appeared in court at his hearing today. Judge Catherine Eagles contacted Edwards' cardiologist and has granted a postponement so that he can undergo surgery next month.

Edwards is charged with six felony and misdemeanor counts for allegedly using campaign funds to cover up his extramarital affair with his gold digging baby mama, Rielle Hunter.

NBC reports that Edwards' condition is an arrhythmia that might require implantation of a pacemaker. The judge did describe his condition as serious. John's criminal trial is delayed until at least March 26.

Disgraced former politician John Edwards, 58, has to open up his wallet and pay $2.3 million to the treasury, the Federal Election Commission ruled unanimously.

It was only last month when Edwards was indicted for breaking campaign finance laws by using political money to cover up his affair with mistress Rielle Hunter.

Federal auditors said all but approximately $200,000 of the total $13 million he received for his 2008 presidential campaign came from federal matching funds, The Washington Post reports.

Edwards campaign is accused of understating cash and overstating expenses.

Records show that Edwards has $2.6 remaining in his campaign account, enough to cover the FCC bill. John's friends have privately expressed concern about Edwards' personal finances.

Wouldn't wanna be him.

I'm sure you know the little story about John Edwards being indicted for using nearly $1 million in illegal campaign funds to help cover up his affair with Reille Hunter, well this is his fabulous mugshot! He's hot, right? Not a hair out of place, and a million dollar smile.

Why does he look so innocent? Because he thinks he did no wrong.  After his initial court hearing, John said, "There's no question that I've done wrong and I take full responsibility for having done wrong, and I will regret for the rest of my life the pain and the harm that I've caused to others." 

"But I did not break the law and I never, ever thought that I was breaking the law."

I've never seen a more perfect mugshot in my life. Those politicians sure do know how to work that honest Abe look, whether they're corrupt or not.

Karma's a b!tch. John Edwards, the forrmer senator and presidential candidate who cheated on his dying wife with Rielle Hunter has been formerly brought up on charges as a result of accusations that he used campaign contributions to cover up his sleazy affair.

This news comes on the heels of the rumor that Rielle dumped Edwards' cheatin' @ss, possibly as a result of the investigation. Probably a smart move on Rielle's part. The federal indictment doesn't look good for John, especially since he's not denying that he used money from supporters to cover up his affair. Edwards' only argument, according to his lawyers, is that the money he received didn't qualify as a campaign contribution.

Things just keep getting better with this guy. Here's hoping Rielle gave him a swift kick in the balls before she walked out the door.

Things move fast when you're John Edwards. He went from respected politician to disgraced has-been overnight when news broke that he fathered a love child with Rielle Hunter while his wife was dying of cancer. Now, following the death of Elizabeth Edwards, he might be going from mourning widower to blushing groom in record time.

The National Enquirer is reporting that Johnny Ed has popped the question to former mistress and current baby mama Rielle, and the two may be getting hitched as early as this summer. I know it's tempting to write this off because it's The Enquirer, but they're actually the ones who broke the story about the Edwards scandal in the first place. Then again, they also "broke" about 500 stories about Elvis being alive and well and hanging out with aliens.

Anyway, it wouldn't be terribly surprising to see Edwards walk down the aisle with Rielle. They've been involved with each other in some capacity for years, and his pesky, terminally ill wife is finally out of the way. Then again, marrying the mother of his young daughter would make John seem almost human, and he's already shown he's horribly allergic to doing the right thing. Damn, John...Why you gotta make me talk all this smack about a Democrat?

Former senator John Edwards' life went from American success story to trailer trash sh!t show when he got busted for makin' a baby with uber-cougar Rielle Hunter while his wife was dying of cancer. Karma's a b!tch, though, and it looks like Edwards is almost getting what he deserves, as Rielle is said to be on a skank tour of Hollywood, picking up famous dicks for her collection.

According to The Enquirer, "the disgraced presidential candidate and his 46 year-old mistress had a major blowout after she traveled to Hollywood recently and tried to look up some famous former boyfriends." Apparently, the list of Rielle's "famous former boyfriends" is a long one and includes the likes of John Cusack, Matt LeBlanc, Jeff Goldblum and Kiefer Sutherland. Sounds like Rielle's vadge is like the VIP room at an LA club - ya gotta be famous to get in!

Naturally, none of those famous exes will want anything to do with Rielle's 46 year-old, home wreckin' ass, so she'll kinda get hers too, but it's still not enough. It's nice to think that the shoe is on the other foot and John Edwards' skank is now screwing around on him, but neither of them is, ya know...dying of cancer! Well, maybe after she gets a bad case of super herpes from some middle-aged D-lister he'll find a massive tumor on his ball sack. Sigh...Dare to dream!

Rielle Hunter shouldn't do another interview, like, ever. Instead of showing remorse, responsibility and growth while being interviewed by Oprah, she continued to play the innocent victim who wants everyone to know that they should not have bought into "the myth" of John Edwards' marriage with his terminally ill wife Elizabeth.

Although Rielle Hunter was fairly candid at times, I'd be lying if I said that I wasn't distracted by her unique fug. She has a face shaped like a light bulb and thick teeth longer than vampire fangs. How could she possibly give good head with those things?

Rielle refused to let Oprah know if she and John are still together, if they f*cked the first night they spent together - the day she met with him in his hotel room - and when Oprah asked Rielle if she thinks she hurt Elizabeth Edwards, she said, "You'll have to ask Elizabeth." Oprah did ask her about the infamous sex tape and Rielle also said some crap about how she's not the one who lied to Elizabeth. Rielle's clearly blinded by the glare from the halo that shines so brightly above her own head.

Of all the chicks that John could smash, he can do a hell of a lot better than Rielle. I hope Elizabeth Edwards is finding happiness as she continues to battle cancer. Rielle should have listened to everyone who told her not to do the Oprah interview cause she only made herself look worse.

We've posted the best video portions of the interview after the jump.

John Edwards remained indoors so that he could eat out.

Multiple sources have viewed the John Edwards sex tape and one source, with a medical background and a history of working with pregnant patients, says Rielle Hunter was four or five months preggers at the time - based on the swollen state of her belly and nips - when she became an amateur porn star.

This would would place the tape's filming somewhere around September or October of 2007, smack in the middle of Edwards campaign for the presidency.

Both Johnny and Rielle are butt naked and Rielle is propped up against the hotel bed headboard, with the former Presidential candidate belly-down, between her legs.

Hunter holds the camera, a smiling Edwards performs oral sex. Because of the camera angle, Hunter's face is not visible, but her distinctive jewelry is. Not only does candidate Edwards know he's being filmed, one source says, he's also clowning around and "graphically performing for the camera."

PLEASE, heavenly father above, send me this friggin' tape so that I can post it and go into retirement for a few years. John's a freak! You can't trust a man with a Leave it to Beaver haircut.

Rielle Hunter, the busted in the face blonde woman who had an affair with John Edwards when he was married and made sure she'd get herself knocked up, has given a heartless exclusive interview to GQ magazine.

I'm not exactly surprised by what Rielle says, but it is disappointing. Elizabeth has terminal bone cancer and Rielle says John Edwards pummeled her the first night they spent together (when they f*cked) and "Infidelity doesn't happen in healthy marriages... That break happened two and a half decades before I got there. So the home was wrecked already."

Okay, Rielle! Karma is not on your side. And guess what? The least of Elizabeth's worries consist of her "taking responsibility" for her husband's infidelity. She's more concerned with making it another day on this earth.

Here's another quote from Rielle: "Everyone talks about how Johnny has fallen from grace. In reality, he's fallen to grace. He is integrated. He is living a life of truth. He has grown in awareness and humility." Homewreckers all sound the same!

Check out Rielle's shocking, heartless nonsense after the jump.

John Edwards went balls out on camera when he cheated on his dying wife with his campaign co-worker Rielle Hunter. John's former aide Andrew Young is putting all of Johnny's business on blast! Andrew said that John and Rielle have a sextape and now Rielle is trying to block Andrew from releasing the tape. GASP! There IS a sextape!!

ABC news reports John Edwards' former mistress has gone to court to suppress "a personal video recording that depicted matters of a very private and personal nature."

Rielle Hunter is biding for a temporary restraining order "to prohibit Andrew and Cheri Young from possessing and distributing certain photos and videos."

Andrew said that Rielle left the tape in a trash in her home and the tape was marked "special." Edwards' face is featured in the footage and Rielle is "wearing a bracelet and thumb ring" that she typically wears and is "visibly pregnant"!!!!!!!! Who knew John was such a freak, banging a knocked up chick?

Though Hunter refers to making and hiding the videotape in 2006, the woman in the sex video appears to be pregnant. Hunter was pregnant in 2007 and had Edwards' child, Frances Quinn, on Feb. 27, 2008.

I don't think I want anything more in 2010 than to see John Edwards' sex tape. I'm hoping for more traffic than Britney Spears' crotch shots so Snarky and I can finance a Caribbean vacation on an island somewhere where we'll write thank you letters to John and his homewrecker while we tweet about making sex tapes with the natives in John's honor.