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John Mayer Dumped Jennifer Aniston Via Text Message?

August 20th, 2008

The he said, she said inevitable Johnifer breakup rumors continue.

Reports are surfacing that John Mayer dumped Jen via text message, however, as you know, Jen says she’s the dumper, not the dumpee.

“She is so intent on getting married and having children, he felt hemmed in. After a 20-minute phone conversation, he just said, ‘I can’t take it any more,’ and hung up. Then he texted, ‘That’s it - the end’.”

Meanwhile, Aniston, 39, has thrown Mayer’s “let’s just be friends” request back in his face.

The former Friends actress is said to be furious the singer talked to the press about how “different chemistry” is the reason behind the break-up.

“Once again she feels she has been mislead by a man she cared deeply about, only to be left disappointed. Jen and John made a pact not to go public about their relationship when they were together and now they are apart he has gone and shot his mouth off at the first opportunity.

“She’s moving on and doesn’t want to see or hear from him again.”

It doesn’t sound like Jen’s moving on, she keeps getting her friends to diss John. Who cares if John dumped her haggard ass via text? We all saw this coming, why didn’t Jenny?

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John Mayer Wants More Booty, Says He Didn’t Lie or Cheat on Jen + Video!

August 18th, 2008

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Does a player ever fess up?!!! John Mayer wants us to think, in his case, yes!

“There’s no lying, there’s no cheating, there’s no nothing,” Mayer told reporters Saturday about his split with Aniston after working out at an Equinox Gym in New York’s SoHo neighborhood.

If anything Mayer had only praise for his ex, saying: “Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met.”

So what went wrong? “People are different, people have different chemistry,” said Mayer, who appeared emotional, nervous and sad. “I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don’t want to waste somebody’s time if something’s not right.”

The only reason why John appeared “emotional, nervous and sad” is because he has some new ho waiting for him at the gym he didn’t want the paps to see. Where is this video?!!

Whether John cheated or not, he dumps all of his bitches within two to eight months. That’s a man whore for ya.

UPDATE: To watch apologetic Johnny, click here for TMZ’s video.

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Jennifer Aniston Dumped John Mayer Because He Cheated

August 14th, 2008

In true John Mayer Player style, the a-hole cheated on Jennifer Maniston not once, not twice, but thrice, baby.

Maniston gave John three strikes. So desperate. First John had sex with a cocktail waitress, then a promoter’s assistant for his tour, then he went hot tubbing in Cabo, Mexico (pic above) with some groupie. The groupie was the final straw for Maniston, cause, ya know, those bitches tend to have diseases or sumthin.

Jen is rumored to already be dating a sexy 28-year-old. Some old haggard has beens never learn.

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Jennifer Maniston Probably Created This Rumor

August 6th, 2008

You know Jenny’s just tryin’ to give John Mayer some ideas. OK! claims that Jennifer Aniston, 39, is planning a low-key wedding to her Johnny this fall. OK! even has some details:

She will wear a Vera Wang dress, there will orchids everywhere and they will serve champagne and caviar. “She’s at an age where she is thinking with her head not just her heart.”

Jen’s rep says it’s all false. Shocker.


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John Mayer is Buff? Not. So. Much.

August 1st, 2008

A buff John Mayer, who took a stand and urged the Los Angeles City Council to “regulate” the paparazzi, changes gears – and clothes – Thursday, heading to the gym for a workout.

People magazine is really one of my fave celeb publications because they take ass-kissing to a whole other level, they toss salad and throw in cheese croutons. Heh. They go to extremes to make nice with celebs in order to get exclusives even if they gotta lie. John Mayer is NOT buff! Zac Efron could kick his ass any day, and he’s like 10 years younger. Now that boy is ripped. John’s arms only have light definition. Please!


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John Mayer’s New Haircut - Hot or Not?

July 28th, 2008

John Mayer revealed his shaved head over the weekend. The whore/crooner/talented songwriter/champion O-face maker surprised his audience on Saturday with his sexy, or not so sexy (you decide) haircut.

John Mayer haircut pics

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Jennifer Aniston, the John Mayer Groupie

July 28th, 2008

Just like a desperate groupie, Jenny Maniston is reportedly following her new cock all around the states. Jen has been spotted watching John Player shows in Michigan, Wisconsin and St. Louis, and that’s just in the month of July alone! She’s a full-time cock blocker and cock sucker. Now that’s stressful!

John had a concert in Irvine, CA, last night in Orange County where, once again, Maniston was there.

I’m so fascinated by these two. How are they still together? I think things will change not too long after John’s tour ends.

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