I thought this was pretty funny.

I can only imagine all the shit people were saying on YouTube, comments have been disabled! I think John was funny enuf. He's a musician. Cut the hottie some slack, folks! He always has me laughing my ass off during his TV interviews and his reality show that came on VH1 a few years back had me in stitches.

With time John could become really good at standup but he's better at rocking out on the guitar. Either way, hitting the stage to do tell some jokes while knowing it's gonna hit Youtube is pretty damn courageous.

Oooh! Seems Jessica & John weren't such the cute little innocent couple after all. Jessica is just left-overs for when John gets done pokin his model girlfriend.

John Mayer wasn't licking his wounds alone in his room Thursday night after his split with Jessica Simpson.The sensitive strummer was at Stereo "hitting on every super-skinny girl there," swears our source. 

It's not the first time the high-profile pair have split. In fact, says a music-business source, "they've broken up about a dozen times this year, and they've always come back together. They're adorable together."

Mayer wasn't always happy with the way the sexy "Employee of the Month" star dressed, claims one source.

Perhaps it was during these hiatuses that Mayer began to keep off-and-on company with an L.A. model named Caroline, one source claims. He "was always seeing the other girl anyway," said the source.

Of course neither Jessica nor John's publicists would comment on the story. I think she clings to John because nobody wants a chick that is morphing into a blow-up doll.

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It appears that the epic romance of Jessica Simpson and John Mayer has run its course.

Jess and John have indeed split. TMZ cameras caught a solo Mayer at NYC hotspot Stereo last night, looking just fine on his own. Get in line ladies, he's single again.As for the reason for the, er, bustup, a rep for John refused to comment on the Grammy winner's personal life, as did Jess' rep.

I really liked these two together!!! When they first hooked up I was skeptical because I know how much of a man whore John is and he doesn't keep his bitches around for long. I was hoping that I would be wrong this time, but I wasn't.

Nick Lachey and Vanessa are so gonna get hitched or she's gonna get knocked up, or something equally annoying for Jessica. Sucks for her. Then again, Jessica never really dated and she was with Nick forever. The dating game and relationships are still new to her and that inexperience really hurts people sometimes when they're ready to get serious.

But I don't know their personal business so I'm just speculating like crazy. How ironic?! Papa Joe was just singing John's praises in People magazine. Straight wtf!

*** I gotta hit the road now, but I'm glad I was able to update during the day cuz today was a lil crazy. There hasn't been much gossip since I posted this and you know I'll get you all caught up on Monday.

Luv ya!

Joy A

People magazine caught up with Papa Joe Tuesday at Entertainment Weekly's upfront party in NYC. When asked about Jess and John Mayer, papa says he's into it.

Joe said:

"If Jessica is in love, I love the things she is in love with."
Translation: Everyone knows Jessica loves her boobs, they're her "favorite accessory." Since she loves 'em, I love 'em too. But when I say 'I love the things she is in love with,' I'm only talkin' about boobs here! I never loved Nick Lachey. I called him a loser on KIIS fm while Joy A was driving to work and she was laughing her ass off at my interview... okay, back to the rest of my quotes.

"I want her to be happy. I'm always a fan of his. I love him; he's got great music."
Translation: Nick's music sucks!

"I think the beautiful thing is that [he and Jessica] don't do the same thing. He's a legend already. There is no competition. He's a guitarist; that's his thing. Jessica is a singer. She doesn't play guitar, so there's no competition."
Translation: Nick really sucks! He wasn't talented enuf for my daughter and he didn't deserve her jugs. I want John to teach me how to play the guitar. And if he wants to continue bangin' my daughter, he has to. Just look at all the nice things I'm saying about him? I wanna come out with my own record next year.

America and John are both SO hawt! I can only imagine how many people keep telling John he looks better with short hair. It's gonna get old real fast. He cleans up well! America really cleans up well.

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LINKAGE

Carmen Electra pushes the feminist movement back at least a decade - TOB
Retailers are hatin' on Victoria Beckham - Celebrity Smack
Jessica Simpson tells us what makes her fart - Holy Candy
Two of the hottest celebs take over TRL - Juicy-News
You'll never guess who used to sell porn - Daily Stab
Ya gotta buy it for someone - Glosslip
The sweetheart we all love, Tammy Faye updates fans on her cancer battle - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Are you a female suffering from SCD disease? - IBBB
Night of a thousand fugs - City Rag
Kevin Federline offers his sperm to women in Kentucky. I'm not kidding this time! - Glitterati
If I said this was an upgrade that would be a huge understatement - Evil Beet
Lindsay Lohan in white. Is she cracked out too? - Girls Talkin' Smack
Britney belongs in a trailer park - Gabby
Lindsay Lohan's showing off her freckles - Atomic Popcorn
Straight WTF?! - Bumpshack
Watch Joss Stone's new video featuring Common - Allie Is Wired

I won't say anything mean bout Jess.

Here's the twosome at that costume Gala event thing all the celebs went to.

I'm posting these pics because A) I think John Mayer is the hotness! But only with his hair pulled back. And B) I'm one of the few bloggers who likes Jessica Simpson. I try to give her a break pretty much all the time when others bash her. And C) these pics are just too adorable.

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Jessica Simpson and John Mayer shocked guests at a Rome hotel with their noisy sex. Jess and John had dinner before heading back to the "exclusive" luxuty Hotel de Russie.

When they got back to their room the couple's energetic bedroom antics could reportedly be heard through the walls.

A source revealed to More magazine: "Jessica and John got back fairly early and stayed in all night. But by the sounds of it, they didn't get to sleep for a long time.

"This woman was saying she couldn't believe Jessica sounded like she was getting it on so loudly in the room next door."

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Jessica Simpson and John Mayer enjoy a hand-in-hand stroll through Rome on Thursday. The cozy duo, who arrived in the Italian capital earlier in the day, are enjoying a European getaway following the wrap of Mayer's Continuum tour.

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Papa Joe just had to show up!UPDATE: Alicia Keys also hit the stage with John.