John Mayer Keeps The Buzz Going October 15th, 2008
Hair today, gone tomorrow! John Mayer – who celebrates his 31st birthday on Oct. 16 – shows off a closely cropped ‘do Monday while leaving his New York City apartment.
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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer Fly In Together, Seen Kissing October 14th, 2008
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer flew into L.A. together on Monday, October 13.
The pair split in August after a 3 ½-month romance, but they met up in Manhattan recently and looked like lovers when they came back to California together.
“They were very lovey-dovey,” said an insider. “They kissed several times and hugged each other tightly. John gave her a long, lingering kiss.”
“John was relaxing after finishing his international tour, and they hooked up. “ After spending time together under the radar in New York, they flew to Los Angeles together and looked every bit the couple they once were.
John Mayer is one dangerous, dangerous man. You get one lick at his stick and it’s all over. Hooked for life. Good luck, Jen. I hope you lock a man down before you start growing gray pubes. Keeping my fingers crossed.
John Mayer Dumped Jennifer Aniston Via Text Message? August 20th, 2008
The he said, she said inevitable Johnifer breakup rumors continue.
Reports are surfacing that John Mayer dumped Jen via text message, however, as you know, Jen says she’s the dumper, not the dumpee.
“She is so intent on getting married and having children, he felt hemmed in. After a 20-minute phone conversation, he just said, ‘I can’t take it any more,’ and hung up. Then he texted, ‘That’s it - the end’.”
Meanwhile, Aniston, 39, has thrown Mayer’s “let’s just be friends” request back in his face.
The former Friends actress is said to be furious the singer talked to the press about how “different chemistry” is the reason behind the break-up.
“Once again she feels she has been mislead by a man she cared deeply about, only to be left disappointed. Jen and John made a pact not to go public about their relationship when they were together and now they are apart he has gone and shot his mouth off at the first opportunity.
“She’s moving on and doesn’t want to see or hear from him again.”
It doesn’t sound like Jen’s moving on, she keeps getting her friends to diss John. Who cares if John dumped her haggard ass via text? We all saw this coming, why didn’t Jenny?
John Mayer Wants More Booty, Says He Didn’t Lie or Cheat on Jen + Video! August 18th, 2008
Does a player ever fess up?!!! John Mayer wants us to think, in his case, yes!
“There’s no lying, there’s no cheating, there’s no nothing,” Mayer told reporters Saturday about his split with Aniston after working out at an Equinox Gym in New York’s SoHo neighborhood.
If anything Mayer had only praise for his ex, saying: “Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met.”
So what went wrong? “People are different, people have different chemistry,” said Mayer, who appeared emotional, nervous and sad. “I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don’t want to waste somebody’s time if something’s not right.”
The only reason why John appeared “emotional, nervous and sad” is because he has some new ho waiting for him at the gym he didn’t want the paps to see. Where is this video?!!
Whether John cheated or not, he dumps all of his bitches within two to eight months. That’s a man whore for ya.
UPDATE: To watch apologetic Johnny, click here for TMZ’s video.
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Jennifer Aniston Dumped John Mayer Because He Cheated August 14th, 2008
In true John Mayer Player style, the a-hole cheated on Jennifer Maniston not once, not twice, but thrice, baby.
Maniston gave John three strikes. So desperate. First John had sex with a cocktail waitress, then a promoter’s assistant for his tour, then he went hot tubbing in Cabo, Mexico (pic above) with some groupie. The groupie was the final straw for Maniston, cause, ya know, those bitches tend to have diseases or sumthin.
Jen is rumored to already be dating a sexy 28-year-old. Some old haggard has beens never learn.
