“John is good in bed,” a pal of the 30-year old singer-songwriter tells OK!.
“Not just good, but sensational. Every girl I know who has slept with John says it was the best sex of their life. I’m not sure what exactly he does in bed, but after girls sleep with him, they’re ruined. They get totally hung up on him and want more! Whatever John’s secret is, he should market it. He could retire from the music industry.”
I’ve been with men like John. Shit will never be the same after you eff someone who’s a little TOO damn good in bed. Men like this hump you, text message dump you the next day, and leave your ass broke down, angry and spending all your money at the sex toy shop buying porn.
Jessica Simpson is trying to cock block Jennifer Aniston.
The wannabe country singer, who is currently dating American football star Tony Romo, was said to be jealous that her ex-boyfriend Mayer is dating the Friends star, but sources claim the green-eyed monster people are seeing is actually just concern.
A source says via Transworld News: “Jessica wants Jen to be aware of what she’s letting herself get into with John. She doesn’t want her to make the same mistakes. John is a ladies man.”
Others are also letting the rocker’s true colours be known, with a friend of Mayer adding: “He’ll spend every waking minute talking to someone and spending time with them and then move on to the next girl,” said the friend.
Maybe this isn’t a rumor. Jessica’s not the brightest bulb in the Home Depot. It is possible that she’d try to come between Jen and some good peen. Dumb bitch. Women never listen when you try to warn them about their man. And Jen probably prays to the gods ever hour, thanking them for her Jon Jon.
If Jen wants to mess with John Mayer that’s her business. Jess needs to stay out of their relationship. She’s starting to lose her shit i.e. Papa Joe’s tactics are starting to rub off on her. Scary.
I dunno how many of y’all will agree with me, but I don’t think John Mayer was being an ass. I think John saying, ‘it’ll cost you $10′ was his was of saying eff off. That was his fan’s cue to say, ’sorry’ or ‘nevermind.’
I’ve learned a lot from stalking celebs. After one too many security guards have shoved me in the tits, I no longer approach them if they’re on their cell.
These days it’s tacky to ask for an autograph anyway, have some class. First ya gotta smile from ear to ear. It’s cheesy but sweet, give a creative compliment or two, then offer a free blowjob. It may get you more than some ink on what, your grocery store receipt?
John Mayer has been through one too many pussies that it’s blatantly obvious the man is pure evil. It’s not so much that John’s a whore that’s irksome, it’s that John is probably a really great boyfriend. I’m talkin’ all kinds of romantical dates and sensual adventures in the sack.
He’s the type who’ll cry into your arms on Monday and tell you he’s never been happier in life, because you’re what he’s dreamed of, then email you Tuesday morning saying he was just drunk and it’s not there anymore, “Sorry.” He’ll say it’s not you, it’s him, oh! and those three sluts he banged last weekend. Which will, of course, prompt you to play Fiona Apple songs and become a born again lesbian who now rides strap-ons named ‘John’s penis’ with her mustache wearing butch lovers.
This is not going to end in Jen’s favor, but for Maniston’s sake, I wish it would.
John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston got all cute and cuddly pool side this weekend in Miami. John even hit the ‘Marley & Me’ wrap party with his new bitch! I’m sure he’s just trying to win points after reports came out last week that he was seen flirtin’ with some ho in a club. I’m sure just tea bagging Jen will make her happy at this point.
The wonderful voyeurs at InTouch magazine have published pictures of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer in full-on couple mode.
John Mayer is crazy about Jennifer Aniston. He flew to Miami on April 23 to hang out in the $3,000-a-night presidential suite at the Mandarin Oriental, where Jen has been staying while shooting the movie Marley & Me. And the two were inseparable over the long weekend.
Maniston leaves me speechless. With the exception of Vince Vaughn, she can’t stay away from the pretty boys. If she wants a long lasting relationship, with her choices in male sluts, she has a better chance of moving into the Playboy mansion, getting Hef to knock her up with triplets and kicking Holly’s silicone ass to the curb!
John Mayer’s new tattoo sleeve is pretentious for a soulful crooner, isn’t it? But I still love his hair.
Justin Timberlake showed his support for ex-girlfriend Cameron Diaz at a memorial service for her late father, Emilio Diaz, in Seal Beach, California on Sunday. Diaz’s other love-interest, John Mayer, also paid his respects to Emilio, who died of pneumonia last Tuesday at age 58. Entertainment Tonight reports that tropical flowers were carried inside, and some guests even wore Hawaiian clothing and leis — a notion her father likely would have appreciated.
It’s really cool that Justin and John both showed up to support Cameron. Just because there was a break-up doesn’t mean you can’t still show someone who’s going through a hard time that you still care.
It’s time for me to start working on a master plan of seeing John Mayer and getting my hands in his pockets. No, I’m not going to play pocket pool, I just want to hit up his Xanax stash. John says he carries Xanies with him in case he gets hit with an anxiety attack.
“There are these incidental kinds of loopholes in my brain, where the wires can cross for a second and the hard drive crashes,” he tells Best Life, adding that his first “anxiety bender” occurred when he was in his 20s. “You can create dark neighborhoods in your mind as easily as you can create rural wonderlands.”
