Jon Gosselin is being put on blast via Jason Hummel, Deanna Hummel's older brother. New details have emerged on how Jon's affair began. In mid-January he was at Chill Lounge (don't you love that name) in Reading, Pennsylvania, where he began feelin' Deanna, figuratively. The two both sent each other a $3 shot. Cheap!

Within one month, by mid-February, Jon began cuming to Deanna's house. Ummmmm, ummmm. On April 26, when Kate Gosselin was travelling, Jon and Deanna sunbathed on Jon's front lawn. This was just seven days after they left a club at 2 a.m. together.

At the Hummel house, Jason says Deanna and Jon would "pretty much stay locked away like two teenagers. It was weird. He's a grown man."

He also adds, "A lot of the time, it was pretty, um, gross listening to her, you know, um — how do I say this? The walls are thin. Let’s just say that. I mean, no one wants to hear his sister having sex, let alone with a married dude who's, like, almost twice her age and who has eight kids and a maybe-crazy wife. Ick. Nast."

Also noteworthy, Jason is 29 years old but he sounds like a 19 year-old. He really isn't too credible at this point. Also noteworthy is that Jason has been in jail, was a drug addict, and Deanna says that he's "unemployed." He could be a total opportunist and I'm not completely sold that Jon has gotten to know Deanna biblically yet; but it's evident that Jon's at least having an emotional affair at this point, which will probably lead to a f*ckship if it hasn't already.

Jon and Kate receive $75,000 per Jon & Kate Plus 8 episode. Jon was sunbathing with this ho in his front lawn? I love it when men cheat. They are so bad at it.

Jon Gosselin hasn't followed Reality TV Husband 101 rules and was caught with 23 year-old friend of his Deanna Hummel at 2 a.m. in the morn, sans wedding ring.

Well Deanna is speaking out in his defense and alleges that Jon is not cheating on wife and mother of his eight kiddos, Kate Gosselin. We should believe her because?....

"We're just friends.It's absurd that anyone would think otherwise."

According to Hummel, she met Gosselin through a mutual pal a couple of months ago. Since then, the two have been hanging out. The social outings have included visits to each other's houses and nights out on the town, but always with others there, and it's always all innocent.

Hummel admits that the two did show up at Legends Bar in Reading, Pa., recently, but says a published photo of her driving Gosselin's car has been misinterpreted.

"He just got this new car and I wanted to drive it. I'm into cars. Because of who he is, it gets portrayed the wrong way, and it's unfair to him and his family. He did not by any means call me 'babe,' " she says. "Nobody calls me babe. That made me laugh."

Deanna also says that Jon is "married with eight children" and that she would never think of pursuing more than a friendship with him. She also said that Jon is "a very nice guy" which means that they are not f*cking, all. I can't remember the last time I was interested in "a very nice guy." Jon's penis belongs to Kate, literally. You know she's had him by the balls ever since the two met.

Jon Gosselin has been caught cheating on Kate Gosselin with a "beautiful young brunette." He was caught tongue f*cking her at a nearby motel on April 18th. As previously reported, Jon was spotted with a female that he was calling "babe" at a nightclub at 2 a.m. He also wasn't wearing his wedding band.

The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively. The celebrated TV dad was spotted by a security guard April 18 at a motel only a short distance from his 26-acre Pennsylvania estate. David Reitnauer told The ENQUIRER he saw Jon kissing the woman at the top of a side entrance stairwell on the second floor at the America’s Best Value Inn.

“It didn’t look like a friendly kiss. It looked like a romantic one - it lasted for about 10 seconds,” disclosed the guard.

I'm still shocked over this. I haven't watched Jon & Kate Plus 8 but if I were on the damn show, I wouldn't try to cheat and get away wit it!

Jon and Kate both have a whole lotta kids to raise on their own, which is pretty sad. Who's gonna wanna seriously date either of them long-term when there's that much work involved? I hope everything works itself out asap and that TLC will know a good thing when they see one; ratings will skyrocket after all this mess! Keeping my eyes crossed that Kate will keep the cameras rolling.

When you're famous, you basically have a GPS chip planted in your penis or your cooter. The paps will always be there to watch you slip; plus UsWeekly thinks that they're the new muthaeffing Sherlock Holmes - breaking LeAnn Rimes cheating scandal not too long ago - now they're at it again with Jon Gosselin of TLC's reality show Jon & Kate Plus 8.

I have yet to see a single episode, but bloggers and friends have told me that Jon's wife Kate Gosselin is a raging b*tch.

Jon was spotted leaving a Pennsylvania club at 2 a.m. with some mystery homewrecker named Deanna Hummel. John "could barely walk" and was calling his skank "babe."

The dad of 8 was overheard yelling, "Hey, babe! Babe! Give me my jacket!" before climbing into his Nissan Nismo. (She complied.) As cameras began snapping, he panicked, urging his female friend to "get in the car!" before speeding off hastily -- without even turning on the headlights.

Jon sent an emailed statement to Us.

"I went to Legends to speak to the owner. A friend of mine wanted to check out my car, so I let her drive it to her car. Yes, I have female friends -- but that is all she is. I'm not going to end my friendships just because I'm on TV."

Jon was spotted flirting with coeds at Juniata College in February when he reportedly told a chick that he's "getting divorced." Dunno about that fantasy divorce cause Jon's show is so lucrative, but he better start getting comfy with the couch and his hand stroke.

Poor Jon Gosselin. He should have been a better man to his b*tches if he didn't want them to put him on blast like this. In fact, if you're not packing heat, you should be pretty damn angelic cause your girl will be talking jizz about you to her girlfriends while she's probably getting ready to dump you or get with someone bigger.

Hailey Glassman told Steppin' Out magazine that Jon Gosselin's dick is "tiny, tiny, tiny." Hailey also elaborated on the "sex" that she and Jon would have.

Hailey said: "I didn’t even know when we had sex. You didn’t want to have sex to have sex... A girl doesn’t have to be wet to have sex with him. You could be as dry as a 90-year-old woman. That’s how small he is. It was like putting a tampon in. Not even a big one. I’m talking a slim fit.”

Kate Gosselin has fueled the fire: His ex wife Kate had a different way of referring to his manhood: "Stubby." Kate would joke with friends and family about Jon's, er, shortcomings, and even call him "Stubby" to his face to mock him.

I love it! And Hailey, darling, you didn't ever have sex with Jon Gosselin. You know that super sexual Grandma doctor who hosted that late night show "Talk Sex With Sue"? I used to watch Sue Johanson religiously. She says it's not sex until after four inches. So if Jon was really "three inches" like Hailey says he was, nothing was consummated and I can't blame her for being so angry. What a waste of time. Also, is Kate a lesbian? WTF!

Jon Gosselin's ex-girlfriend Hailey's comments about Jon Gosselin having a baby carrot dick are all over the internet. Revenge is sweet.

Hailey Glassman managed to land a magazine feature with Steppin' Out magazine in which Hailey says: "He was so small I didn't think he would cheat on me... He's hung like a nine-year-old boy. I'm serious. This is true, 3 inches."

If Hailey's comment may make her look like a lying, bitter ex, Jon's other ex, Kate Major says that it's true! Kate tells Life & Style magazine: "Jon was pretty boring and nothing exciting. I'm surprised he's so 'cocky' because down there he's not." Kate also tells the magazine that she and Hailey "have even laughed about it!"

NOW we know why Kate Gosselin was such a b*tch to Jon! He wasn't puttin' it down because he had nothing to put it down with.

We love you, Hailey! If a dude pisses me off enough, I tell him that he's small. I hate to do it, but if you don't wanna hear it, don't be an a*shole - just like Jon cheated on Hailey with Morgan Christie - and maybe we won't feel compelled to take it there. Or better yet, Hailey, 23, can learn to stay away from the baby peens all together.