Jon Gosselin chose to wear a ridiculous attention whore t-shirt at a fundraiser event with his kids over the weekend. Jon knows the tabloids will continue to write "Lies Lies Lies Lies" about him. If he doesn't like it, he should stop whoring out and giving us all so much material!

On his "Lies Lies Lies Lies" t-shirt:

"I just thought it was funny, because people can write anything about me ... How can you write something about me or say something about me without actually asking me?"

On whether he wishes he could go back to a 9-to-5 job:

"Yeah, because this is 24/7 and 9-to-5ers punch in and punch out and you have no responsibilities.'"

Jon should be giving favors out to the staff at TLC right about now. It's Jon & Kate Plus 8 that's filling up his checking account so he can spend his stacks on all his fugly b*tches. He wouldn't even be able to afford his hair plugs if it weren't for the show.

I think Jon Gosselin looks hot in the picture below. How can I say that when he's an a*shole? Well a*sholes are the menz of my preference and I'm their magnet. Respect.

Jonny sold lemonade with six of his money makers for a local firefighters charity yesterday in Reading, PN. Jon was filming an episode of Jon & Kate Plus Hate at the time and he wanted to send us a message.

Coming from a douche in a quarter life crisis like Jonny, the only thing I'm believing is that he incessantly does what his T-shirt says. Me thinks that's not a message for the media, he's probably trying to get his girlfriends to calm down now that they're discovering that he's got hoes in different area codes. The only community service Jon does is share his peen and marijuana with fugly women; the caliber of women he chooses are nasty skanks who need to be taken off the streets. Thanks, Jon!

Jon Gosselin is broke, but he wants to impress his illiterate 22 year-old college dropout girlfriend, Hailey Glassman.

Jon Gosselin has begun giving interviews to tabloids and tipping off the paps so that he can make some money. That makes a lot of sense, doesn't it? Jon always hated the press but now he can't keep his mouth shut.

In Touch magazine reports,

Jon purchased his new lady love some seriously hot wheels. He stopped by the Jack Daniels Motors car dealership in Upper Saddle River, NJ, on August 11 to pick out a “sporty but safe car” for Hailey, according to a friend of Jon’s. He settled on a $70,000 Porsche SUV. “He was excited about surprising her,” reveals the friend.

No wonder Kate Gosselin was so tight with money. Look at what Jon does the moment he splits from Kate, he burns through money like the cigarettes or spliffs he smokes. Hailey, keep draining him honey, keep draining him! I AM sayin' she a golddigga.

Now if Hailey told Jon to buy her that Porsche and he went out and done did it, then she gets some of my respect for her pimp skills.

Kate Major is speaking out yet again about her relationship with Jon Gosselin. It comes as no surprise since she was a tabloid reporter which makes me wonder why he would bang her in the first place?

Kate says Jon wanted to meet up with her for a poke session at the house he shares with is ex-wife, Kate Gosselin.

"Jon said he couldn't be seen having a girlfriend, so he told me to drive to a neighbor's house after midnight, when the kids were asleep," Major told the mag. "He said he'd pick me up on his four-wheeler, take me to his house and drop me off again at 6 a.m.

"I was shocked and said, 'No, I don't feel right doing that. What if the kids wake up?' He was like, 'They're not going to notice, they're not going to see anything.' He wasn't nervous about it — I was."

She also said she was the one who was suppose to go with Jon to L.A. and then make a trip to Vegas together.

"Even when we were in the Hamptons, we were planning to go to L.A. together to meet with Christian Audigier about Ed Hardy stuff. We also talked about going to Las Vegas. Now he's taking Hailey — and that was a trip we had planned together."

According to the 26-year-old bottle blonde, Gosselin told her at one point he was going to Massachusetts to break up with Glassman.

This is all Jon's own fault since he wanted to sleep with the enemy. He had to know that anything he did with Kate Major would make its rounds in the news, considering she was a reporter for a tabloid magazine. It had been 10 years since he got to stick it to anyone besides his ex-wife, and must have gotten a little vagina crazy. Hopefully he learned and won't be sleeping with another tabloid ho any time soon.

Sources say TLC is not happy with Jon Gosselin's shenanigans of hooking up with young hotties and spending so much time at bars and clubs. They fired off a letter to Jon stating he was in violation of the morals clause in his contract with all the partying he has been doing lately.

Jon may be in talks with the production company Endemol, to appear on a show called 'Divorced Dad's Club' which follows the lives of famous divorced fathers. See, Jon's gonna have to figure something out and pray he gets his own show because he's running out of money. He's running through his cut of the cash flow he and ex-wife Kate Gosselin receive from Jon & Kate Plus 8.

Kate is actually pulling up the slack Jon has created. She now has the kids more than 60% of the time and is increasingly involved -- even when she doesn't have physical custody -- because she's concerned for the children's welfare, emotionally and financially.

We're told all the money they made last season from "Jon & Kate Plus 8" went into a joint account. Jon and Kate each took a cut, but Jon spent his share. Kate put a big chunk of the money into a college fund for the kids, so not much was left over.

If he didn't go out and buy an entire new Ed Hardy wardrobe, and try to wine and dine a sweet young thang, he may not be in this situation. Is he even thinking about how much child support he's going to have to pay for 8 kids? If Jon isn't careful, he's going to be offering anal sex to old men for $20 a pop!

Jon Gosselin's 22 year-old girlfriend Hailey Glassman wants us all to know that she just wants to smash with Jon and she doesn't want to be in the spotlight. 

Hailey pleaded, "Take my 15 minutes, you can have it back. Please take it back!" Is she stressed out? Cause it's not like Jon Gosselin's going to keep her around for long. B*tch, you don't have 15 minutes, you have about eight left!

Hailey said that Jon was living in her house and he was "the person I joked around with. He was sad and bored, I was home and bored."

Glassman, who said her biggest fights with Jon stem from the public scrutiny, also had some fighting words for would-be love rival, all-too-roving reporter Kate Major.

"I wasn't worried," Glassman says, adding that Jon and Kate 2.0 were never romantic together. "I know what Jon tells me and I know him...but she's cuckoo, cuckoo, you know?"

Hailey also said that Jonny is her "first love" and their friendship began in May.

"Right now I'm speaking from my heart, myself. I'm not some celebrity, I'm not some famous person—I'm just a 22-year-old girl who got caught in the middle of all this. I'm not some fame whore."

I'm glad Hailey clarified that she's "not some celebrity" and some other chick is "cuckoo, cuckoo." I can't believe Jon wants to hit this. Since Kate, Jon keeps fetching downgrades!

Jon Gosselin told Splash News what went down last night. In true drama queen diva fashion, Kate Gosselin's the one who called the cops.

Jon said,

"She tried to come home yesterday, and I wouldn't let her in the gate, and I guess she called the police. The police came and said it was a civil matter. An officer pulled me aside and I said, 'This has never happened before and I'm just trying to spend time with my kids and she's [Kate] gonna have to leave.'"

Jon says Kate "tried to 'cry it up' with the cops and it didn't work and they said, 'You have to leave.'

"It was a miscommunication. Kate said she was coming home, and I said, 'Well, it's my time to spend with the kids,'" Jon goes on. "I don't come home when she's with the kids, and vice versa -- and that's how it's supposed to be."

Jon said that he called his 23-year-old babysitter Stephanie Santoro to watch the kids while he filmed Jon & Kate Plus 8 and that upset Kate cause she doesn't like the ho.

Jon says, "I have no idea. I guess 'cause she didn't have approval." Jon says he'll only approve of Kate's babysitters "if she'll approve mine."

Looks like Kate's plan backfired. Why the hell would Kate dial 911 anyway cause Jon wouldn't let her in the house?! 

Jon & Kate Plus Hate got into a big fight last night at their Pennsylvania home. The argument was so heated, and probably loud, that someone dialed 911. 

The police showed up shortly before midnight, but no arrests were made because Kate Gosselin's hairdresser wasn't present. That woman is committing crimes!

It's currently "unclear" who called 911. This is Jon Gosselin's weekend time with the kids and a stressed out Kate went to Days Inn Hotel to get herself some sleep and privacy. Doesn't seem like she got the privacy, cause pics of the mother of eight checking in were taken. But it's not like I want Katie to get privacy anyway. It's a tragedy that TLC cameras weren't filming what coulda been the best episode in Jon & Kate history.

Man whore of the year, Jon Gosselin is in the latest issue of In Touch Weekly and wants to set the record straight about his failed marriage to Mommy Dearest, Kate Gosselin.

Jon says he and Kate technically split back in October and she was the one who pushed the whole separation.

"Many people think that everything moved too fast, that I was out partying too quickly. But Kate gave up on the marriage last October, and the divorce will be finalized by September 30.

Kate basically came to me out of the blue and said, "I am done. You are going to live your life, and I am going to live my life. I was like, 'What?' I didn't really know what was going on. When she said that, I was really upset and nervous."

It for some reason surprises me that Jon wasn't the one who initiated the divorce. If I had to be married to Kate Gosselin and have her order me around like I'm in a concentration camp, I would have been gone a long time ago. Now that they're split, Jon seems to run around sticking his Asian creation wherever he can.

What the f*ck is Jon Gosselin doing wearing one of Kate's hats? Does he dress up in her clothing when nobody is watching and happened to forget to take off the hat before he walked out of the house? Does he think it's fashionable? Does he think he's being cute and funny?

Well, I'll ring the wrong buzzer on all that sh*t cause he just looks like a plain old jack*ss! Lose the Kate hat cause it could harm those hair plugs you've got.