The first trailer for the 2012 Academy Awards is here and it's a star-studded spoof that makes light of Eddie Murphy dropping out as host. Brian Grazer needs a reputable Oscar host so bad that Megan Fox and Josh Duhamel are trying to hunt him down! In search of Billy Crystal, The Transformers co-stars run into Vinnie Jones, Robin Williams and William Fichtner.

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We have a fun douche meets diva story, courtesy of TMZ. Fergie's handsome hubby Josh Duhamel was kicked off a plane in New York yesterday because he refused to turn off his Crackberry. Joshua was on a flight from New York to Kentucky when he acted like a little b!tch when repeatedly asked to turn off his Blackberry. A passenger said Josh was "very rude" and "taunting the attendant."

The flight attendant asked Josh to turn off the device three separate times -- and on the third time Josh laughed at her request. Duhamel's reaction infuriated the attendant, who then called for backup -- and the plane, which was already on the runway, was turned back to the gate. Two officers eventually boarded the plane and escorted Duhamel off of the aircraft.

Josh's mantrum further delayed the flight for everyone, upsetting the other passengers. Josh's rep said that "Josh was texting on his BlackBerry about his flight being delayed." Yes, his rep is compensated heavily to come up with excuses like that. Who gives a sh!t WTF Josh was texting? His dumb @ss doesn't know how to sneak a friggin' text, then he thinks that just because he's a sexy C-lister that he can get away with whatever he wants? That flight attendant has probably worked for all kinds of A-listers and she was not impressed.

Josh's rep also said that he's "sorry." Yeah, sorry the story leaked. I would love to see Josh's face as he was escorted off the plane, but you know the other passengers were too damn scared to touch their cell phones, let alone hit "record."

Fergie's lovely lady lumps are on display in this little tight black dress so I can see why Josh Duhamel would stay by her side. He's tall enough that he can totally see her full ta-tas just by looking down.

The two have been on damage control lately since Josh was recently accused of sleeping with a stripper. The pair looked cute together on the red carpet for the premiere of Nine, which comes out Christmas day. But you've gotta wonder if those are genuine happy looks or if they're forced to hopefully diminish the cheating rumors? Who cares, Fergie's boobies still look hot!

Feast your eyes on Nicole Forrester, the stripper who claims she slept with Fergie's husband, Josh Duhamel. Nicole is hitching a ride on the 15 minutes of fame wagon and wants to publicly apologize to Fergie for banging her man. Nicole says in the beginning she didn't think anyone would find out and later realized what she did was wrong.

She also claims Josh Duhamel is still sending her text messages and she doesn't want anything else to do with him.

Forrester says Duhamel is still sending her text messages despite all the press the story has received. One says, "Wow, UR scared?" she says. Forrester's response? "I kept telling him I don't want any part of this."

Her own son is giving her sh*t for sleeping with Josh! He told her "mom, 'you're disgusting. I didn't know you had sex with him." Now that's rough when your own kid pretty much thinks you're a whore. Way to show off your good mothering skills Nicole, now get your *ss back on the pole!

Within a week of a stripper named Nicole Forrester claiming that Josh Duhamel got sexalicious with her, Fergie and Josh wine and dined at Chops restaurant. Chops is located next door to the St. Regis Hotel where the stripper says Josh stripped her.

When Fergie and Josh walked into the restaurant, the manager asked them if they wanted a "discreet" table so everyone wouldn't gawk or whatever, but Fergie said, "I want to sit out where the action is." She's one territorial broad.

"They were sitting next to each other in a booth side by side and talking closely."

Yet another red flag that this is all fakery! Couples that have been together as long as Fergie and Josh have DO NOT sit side by side in some 'come stare at us' booth in a restaurant.

The twosome stayed at the restaurant FOR ABOUT AN HOUR.

Fergie could only pretend to be happy with Josh for 60 minutes? Their sex life must be so bad right about now. If Josh wasn't cheating before, he just may start.

Josh Duhamel must not be feelin' Fergie's lovely lady lumps any longer. Rumor has it that he did the nasty with a stripper in Atlanta, Georgia. Stripper Nicole Forrester sold her story to the National Enquirer and passed a polygraph test to prove it's true.

Josh isn't gonna take it from Nicole's whore mouth and had his people release a statement denying the allegations.

"This is not the first, nor will it be the last time, that a stripper was paid a large amount of money to sell a false story about a celebrity. This story is absolutely ridiculous."

People think that if they go across the country and tap some booty, that they'll never get caught. Just when you least expect it, that cheat comes creeping around the corner and bites you in the *ss. Fergie's a tough chick and if this story ends up being true, she should totally b*tch slap him!

It is coming from the Enquirer, so don't read too much into it just yet. You can check Nicole out in the first pic below, she's not all that.

The couple will say "I Do!" during the weekend of January 9-11 in Southern California.

Fergie, 33, and Duhamel, 35, were recently photographed at a Crate and Barrel in Beverly Hills, where they scanned kitchen items.

"It's all going great. It's fun, actually," Duhamel recently told Entertainment Tonight of planning their wedding. "We're both really excited about it and it will be good."

Where would they go after getting hitched? Possibly Canada.

"This would actually be a great honeymoon place," he said. "I would love to take her here."

I just can't wait for some fugalicious babies.