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Samantha Burke, who had a brief relationship with Jude Law and got knocked up by his super sperm, is pimping out their daughter on the cover of Hello! magazine. She says she's not a gold digger, yet she was reportedly paid $300,000 for her story and the photos.

If you're going to throw your kids in the tabloids and get paid a nice chunk of change, you're definitely a money wh*re in my book!

"I have never dated a guy for money. All my ex-boyfriends were just normal guys."

Yeah right, like she wasn't seeing dollar signs when she found out she was knocked up by a celebrity... I would! So any famous dude who would like to hook up and impregnate me, please do so. Snarky needs a new car!

I'm sure you know that Jude Law's secret lover gave birth to their child this week. Being the wonderful father he is, Jude won't be making a trip to see his baby any time soon.

Jude apparently can't make a trip down to Florida to see his new little one until he's done working on the Broadway show 'Hamlet'.

"Sadly, Jude will not be able to see Sophia until he finishes work on Hamlet on Broadway in December. Jude thinks that if he goes to Florida immediately, it will be a media circus. He doesn't see why he should give the paparazzi the pleasure."

This shouldn't have anything to do with the paparazzi and have everything to do with seeing your kid. You want to stick your wang in chicks and let it explode, then you need to deal with the consequences.

I'm not buying his line of BS that he can't make it down until he's done with Hamlet. As if he can't jump on a late night flight and fly back to New York the next day? Jude, man up and take your a** to Florida to see your new baby.

Jude Law's baby mama has been revealed! The chick knocked up with Jude's spawn is 24 year old Model, Samantha Burke.

She's prego with a little girl she's naming Sophia, who is due to make her way into this trucked up world on October 6. Samantha's attorney released a statement admitting Jude fertilized Sam's egg:

"Ms. Burke can confirm that she did in fact have a relationship with Mr. Law and that she has informed Mr. Law that she is expecting his child later this fall. Since informing Mr. Law of the pregnancy, he has been nothing but responsive and supportive of Ms. Burke and the pregnancy."

I told you the media can be more hardcore than the CIA when it comes to finding information. They were all over this like a fly on sh*t!

There's a new man giving K-Fed a run for his money in the super sperm race. Jude Law knocked up an unidentified chick and she's giving birth this fall.

Jude's rep has released a statement admitting Jude is fathering another child from a woman he had a relationship with in the past year.

"Jude Law can confirm that, following a relationship last year, he has been advised that he is to be the father of a child due in the fall of this year. Mr. Law is no longer in a relationship with the individual concerned but he intends to be a fully supportive part of the child's life. This is an entirely private matter and no other statements will be made."

They said enough already cause I'm sure the hoes identity will come out in the next couple of days. There's people in the media that can get more information than the CIA.

What's with these women getting knocked up with bastard children from celebrities? I'm in the wrong business cause I could be making serious cash if I was carrying a stars spawn. Have uterus, will travel.

Jude Law is putting the smack down on the paparazzi by literally smacking them around.

Jude was leaving the Automat nightclub early this morning, when he hit a female photographer on the head and slapped her in the face as she attempted to snap his picture. Jude's lawyer has released a statement saying it was an accident and Jude was blinded by the camera flashes.

A statement from his lawyer, Graham Shear, reads, "This is all nonsense. Last night's incident was an accident. Jude was blinded by the camera flashes when he left the restaurant, raised his hand to shield himself and inadvertently struck somebody standing very close. He apologised and left. Pictures of this sort can often be misleading."

This isn't the first time Jude has had a physical problem with the paps. He was accused in '07 of causing bodily harm when he tried to grab a paparazzi camera outside of his home. He got off that time, but this picture speaks a thousand words and I see 'b*tch slap' and 'backhand' written all over it!