Justin Bieber just wants a girl that he can go sexting with, like many other 16 year-olds, and he wants to be able to go places without big security guards protecting their midget money maker.

Justin may be one of the most sought after teens in America, but he says that he's lonely. Bieber revealed that being the Biebs can be tough. “There are ups and downs, my mom is very proud. My dad, he misses me. I don’t see him a lot." Justin Bieber's dad is kinda hot, by the way!

Justin also said that his mom, Pattie Lynn Mallette, was gone a lot because she had to make money while he was growing up. “You’ve got to follow your dreams. My mom had a job and wasn’t with me, so I resented the job, but we needed the money."

JB also said, "I’m lonely, yeah. I want to hang out with my friends, but I need security. I’m going to get my dog to come on the road in a couple of weeks.”

Hmmm.... Justin was spotted shoving his tongue in Jasmine Villegas' mouth a few weeks ago and he probably even lets her ruffle his hair! I think it's serious. Like a good lil womanizer, Justin is smart enough to keep his relationships top secret.

Jasmine Villegas, 16, spoke to the media about her tour buddy Justin Bieber way before photos of the Biebs and Jasmine kissing surfaced.

Jasmine, who stared in Justin's "Baby" music video, says,  “He’s just an outgoing person. He’s so funny. He’s just so great though. There's not much that I would know that people don't know because Justin’s just 100 per cent with his fans, and with his fans and he gives everybody his full personality. He’s not fake at all. He’s just, like, ‘I’m Justin. Here’s me.’”

Justin's giving Jasmine a lot more than just his "full personality." Enjoy it, gurl. Lord knows if you don't take it, some other horny groupie will.

I'm just going to call Jasmine Villegas Justin Bieber's girlfriend cause as far as some of his fans are concerned, she might as well be his wife.

It was backstage at the MTV VMAs when Justin Bieber said that he doesn't have a girlfriend because he's too busy traveling for work. He said that after he rammed his tongue down Jasmine's throat five days prior. Nice.

Jasmine is half Filipino and half Mexican. She comes from Seattle, Washington, and she started singing, she began her career in acting. Before being cast as Justin's love interest in his "Baby" video, she appeared on The Suite Life of Zac and Cody, That's So Raven, My Wife and Kids, a Hilary Duff commercial, Kanye West's video "Jesus Walks," and she made a cameo in Sean Kingston's "Eenie Meenie" video.

Jasmine is signed to Sony records. The girl is cute and lucky!

Did you hear that? It's the screams, fingers clicking on keyboards of cell phones from girls sending text messages, and posters being ripped off of walls. The second coming to teenage fans across America, Justin Bieber was spotted making out with Jasmine Villegas, a singer who is also 16 years old.

Justin has already said that he likes to make out in Walmart parking lots and now we have more proof that he enjoys getting freaky in the backseat. Jessica stars in Justin's "Baby" music video and she is also the opening act on his concert tour. Guess who's getting the VIP encore performance every night, y'all?

The photos were taken on Thursday, September 9 in Venice, CA by some Canadian tourist who just happened to notice his country's most famous pop star in the midst of a make-out session with the luckiest teenage girl on the planet.

The two had been rumored to be dating ... but they insisted they were just "really cool friends."

Have fun getting it in, JB! He's a good kid and he works really hard. I'm also glad to see that Jasmine is cute. The Biebs has good taste.

I thought Justin Bieber had what it takes, so I'm pretty shocked to see that Justin Bieber sucks pacifiers on CSI. It's hard for me to take this "troubled teen" he's playing seriously because he looks like a chick.

Other than the feminine features, you can always tell that someone can not act by the tone of their voice. Amateurs don't know how to fluctuate their tones when they should, the pacing of their lines is typically off, and their face itself doesn't convey the emotion that it's supposed to. Justin is supposed to be stressed during this scene, but he seems so chill.

I think there's still hope, he just needs many acting classes. I really love the rasp in Justin's voice though. I'm not ashamed to say that it's very hawt.

Jump in to LOL at the Biebs' "acting" skills, or lack thereof.

Justin Bieber can't hang out with a woman who is old enough to be his mother without his fans sending her death threats; and Justin Bieber's fans remain annoying, psychotic, and extreme both on and off of the internet.

Justin wasn't too happy when his fans broke out into a stampede, almost injuring his mother, Pattie Lynn Mallette, and now he's telling his fans to back the f*ck up cause he's tired of them crawling all over his nuts. Trust me, that's what he wanted to say, just like that!

Justin spoke to Teen Vogue where he said the following about his fans: "Just talk to me. Ask me how I’m doing. Introduce yourself instead of yelling, ‘Justin! Justin! Justin! Can I have a picture?’ And don’t come up to me while I’m eating. How would you like it if I came into your house and started taking pictures of you while you were eating? I hate that.”

Everyone knows that messing with someone else and their food is serious! Somehow fans forget that this rule applies to famous folks, too. Justin also said that he can't get away from himself, “Like, I go to Walmart and I just want to go get some boxers and socks, but there are posters of me everywhere. Or my song comes on the radio, and it’s like, ‘Aah!.’”

One of the things that I love about Justin is that he is ALWAYS smiling. He's having a good time and he's enjoying life. When you're famous, you have to live in a bubble and things wouldn't be so difficult if fans respected your space. Hopefully JB's fans will listen to what he's saying.

Kids will be kids, and Justin Bieber proves he's just as immature as any normal teenager. After Justin's childhood friend Ryan Butler had his Twitter account hacked, Justin got revenge on the perpetrator by posting his phone number on Twitter.

According to Gawker, Kevin Kristopik reportedly received thousands of phone calls after his number was made public on Justin's Twitter account.

It's unclear exactly what Kristopik did that caused Justin Bieber to sic the equivalent of Greater Boston's population on him. But it appears to be payback on some level for Kristopik hacking the Twitter account of a childhood friend of Justin's named Ryan Butler, and using it to get Justin's phone number. On July 27th, Kristopik tweeted "im the one who hacked ryan and got justins #." When asked today on Twitter, "You hacked ryan, and now jb wants payback so he tweeted your number?" Kristopik replied, "Kinda."

Kristopik, however, is fuming: "I never asked for it, @justinbieber is a dick," he tweeted. "i still like him, but this was so low."

They both need to be put in time out! Justin may be a huge star making serious loot, but he's still a child and this Twitter bullsh*t is petty. You can check out a picture of Kevin Kristopik's dorky self, below.

If there's any Justin Bieber fans who are still worried Kim Kardashian may get too close and comfortable with the Biebs, you can relax. Kim doesn't plan on dating Justin Bieber now, or any time in the future.

During an interview with Extra, Kim spoke about the Justin Beiber fever fans who went ape sh*t when she was photographed with the teen heart throb in the Bahamas, and made it clear they won't be having sex anytime soon.

"I think it shows obviously he has a huge following of young girls," Kim said. "We would not seriously date. I could literally be his mom. To all the Beeb-lievers out there, we're just friends."

I find it hilarious how the young girls who lust after Justin were sending death threats to Kim, like they had to worry about her ever dating him. He probably doesn't have any short and curlys in his training pants yet, and he's almost half her age, not to mention that would make Kim a creepy pedophile. Hot, but creepy.

Kim Kardashian posted the following photos on her website of herself playing Mrs. Robinson with Justin Bieber in a photo shoot for Elle magazine. Remember those paparazzi photos of the twosome frolicking around in the Bahamas last month? Well, Kim explains that's when they did this fabulous photo shoot which made every teen queen want to stab Kim in the eye for even getting that close to their little Bieber. 

Remember those paparazzi pics of me and Justin Bieber in the Bahamas!? Well, I can now reveal that we were shooting for Elle Magazine! I just received the pics from the shoot and I absolutely LOVE how they turned out!

The theme of the shoot was ‘The Graduate,’ for obvious reasons, LOL.

Justin Bieber changed his drawers a dozen times during their photo shoot. There's no way his pubescent self could handle working with a hot Kim Kardashian in tiny outfits and lingerie.

Justin Bieber is Proactiv's new face for clear skin, but has he ever had a zit to worry about?  In this behind the scenes video Justin talks about the changes that happen when you're a teen and using Proactiv to keep your skin under control.

"There's some things that come with being a teenager. Your feet grow like crazy, I can't stop that. Hormones kick in, I don't wanna stop that. And then there's zits, I can stop that. That's why I use Proactiv. Because there's no way I'm gonna let a bunch of zits get in my way."

The kid hasn't fully gone through puberty yet and he's getting paid to pimp out pimple cream. This is a scam and false advertising. Somebody throw a water bottle at his head, stat!