Archive for the 'Justin Timberlake' Category

What the Fug is Wrong With Jessica Biel’s Face?

August 7th, 2008

Has Jessica Biel been getting work done, and is she stuck in the ‘in between, skin-adjusting-to-the-work’ phase, or is she just a female who looks like shit when she’s not layered in makeup? … Actually, after studying her fug more, I think it’s just that Jess has lost a lot of weight since she started sitting on JT’s face. Makes sense. You don’t wanna put too much weight on your man’s beak nose, but she looks hotter with more weight on. :(

Getting their fill of Japanese eats, Justin Timberlake and girlfriend Jessica Biel leave L.A.’s Katsuya restaurant in good spirits after a dinner date Tuesday night.


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Justin Timberlake on Fashion Rocks Magazine

July 29th, 2008

“It’s funny,” Timberlake says in the new issue of Fashion Rocks magazine. “I keep hearing Ashton Kutcher say how he was responsible for trucker caps. I’ve heard him make that statement before.”

I really don’t like JT’s conceited ass and his beak nose. Who cares who made trucker hats popular? They’ve been out of style for the past few years, but not as outta style as that headline “Crazy, Sexy Cool”?!! TLC dropped that album in the 90s. Shameful.


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Justin Timberlake’s Racial Joke Cut From ESPY Awards

July 23rd, 2008

So what was it that Justin Timberlake said during his ESPY Awards monologue that was met with complete and utter silence afterward?

Check out LiveSteez for the comment.

JT isn’t as black as he thinks he is..

[Via Bossip]


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NOT a Good Look for Jessica Biel

June 27th, 2008

Why does Jessica Biel look like she’s sucking on prunes? Those are some major cheekbones she’s got goin’ on, someone should have mercy and chisel them down. And how did she turn into an Asian woman overnight? All of a sudden she’s lookin’ like a fug half sister of Renee Zellweger. And her hair is like a mullet gone from bad to worst; I can’t get over those bangs. They make her look smelly. Yeah, they do.

Jessica Biel hands over leash duty to boyfriend Justin Timberlake while out for a joint stroll with her pooch, Tina, Thursday in Los Angeles

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Justin Timberlake’s Givenchy Ad Pictures

June 25th, 2008

Justin Timberlake’s Givenchy Ad Pictures (more…)


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Who’s Hotter - David Beckham or Justin Timberlake?

June 13th, 2008

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Justin Timberlake’s Friend Says JT Won’t Marry Jessica Biel

June 12th, 2008

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Now this is the meaning of true friendship, going to a tabloid and talking trash about one of your closest friends. As if JT’s not gonna get PISSED!

Justin Timberlake’s BFF (and business partner) Trace Ayala doesn’t expect the singer and Jessica Biel to walk down the aisle anytime soon.

Asked if he sees wedding bells in their future, he said, “I hope so. To be honest, I don’t see them in the future, but I hope so. I really do.”

That lil comment makes JT sound like a commitment phobe slut! Not right.

“I don’t see them in the future” - luvs it! Trace is holding back, though. There must be a reason why he said that. He went on to say they really get along great together. Jess must suck in bed. I’m hoping.

She’s got an amazing ass and rock hard abs, but that’s not enough to please, honey. I should know. My gut and cellulite brings all the jerks to the yard. I know how to work this jelly. Heh. And now that I’m hearing about how hot pregnancy sex is, that makes me feel better. Ladies, no matter what size you are, be confident and work yo shiz!

I’m sure it has nothing to do with Jess’ bedroom skills. It’s just so odd that one of JT’s best friends would be like, “I don’t see a wedding poppin’ off. Nope!” Ouch! How’s that supposed to make Jessica feel?

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