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Jessica Biel Engagement Ring Pictures Surface

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 12:13:07 EST

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have yet to confirm that they're engaged, but Jessica's big ass diamond is doing all the talking. Jess and Justin were photographed yesterday and photographers zoomed in on her brand new sparkler.

Justin reportedly proposed to Jessica while they were on vacation in Montana.

The two have been silent on engagement reports since they surfaced back in January and while Justin and Jessica have both been seen out, this is the first time we're actually seeing a sparkler on Jessica's finger.

I actually think I like Snooki's engagement ring more than Jessica's.

Amanda Seyfried Is Not Attracted to Justin Timberlake

poponthepop@gmail.com (Lil Payne) — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 15:30:00 EST

Amanda Seyfried covers the new issue of Glamour and judging from the article inside, the actress has consulted with her people about the skanky image she usually projects in interviews, and has decided to go in a different direction.

Asked by the magazine if she's going through a "twenties slut phase," Amanda answered, "No! I’m terrified of being promiscuous...I think dating can come without sex." Naturally, the line of questioning then turned to Amanda's In Time co-star, notorious man whore Justin Timberlake. The interviewer was clearly hoping that Amanda would admit that they banged on set, and Justin probably tried, but it sounds like he got shot down.

"He seems so perfect, but you get to know him, and he’s a good pal," Amanda said, which is basically a nice way of saying that he got friend-zoned the minute he opened his mouth and complimented her shoes, or something. Personally, I wish Justin and Amanda had slept together, so at least something positive could have come from the making of In Time (that movie sucked eight shapes of wang).

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel: Engaged Officially!

poponthepop@gmail.com (Lil Payne) — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 10:58:23 EST

Weeks ago, it was rumored that Justin Timberlake popped the question to longtime girlfriend Jessica Biel while vacationing in Montana. The notoriously private couple managed to keep a lid on the engagement for a while, but now it's been confirmed: Jess and Justin are set to get hitched.

"When they reunited, they had a conversation about taking the next step," an insider tells Us Weekly, referring to the couple's 2011 breakup. "He knew it was the right time to propose."

Of course! Soon after a breakup is always the perfect time to propose! Sigh. Lemme quit hatin' and just wish these two the best of luck. They've been on more than they've been off over the past five years, and Justin may have finally learned how to tame his wandering eye. They'll make some damn good-looking babies.

(Photo: WENN)

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel: Engaged?!

poponthepop@gmail.com (Lil Payne) — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 12:30:38 EST

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have been on and off for almost five years now. They took an extended break earlier this year - during which Justin banged roughly 40% of the young actresses in Hollywood - but they reconciled in July and now rumors are swirling that JT has finally popped the question.

The couple took a romantic vacation in Wyoming recently and sources say Justin took the opportunity to put a ring on it. The rumors may sound suspect, given that Justin and Jess only got back together about five months ago, but JT has been making some glowing comments about Biel in the press lately.

“She is the single-handedly most significant person in my life,” Justin recently told Vanity Fair. "In my 30 years, she is the most special person, OK?” For her part, Jessica claims she's never felt pressured to tie the knot, saying, "I was never one of those girls who dreamt of my wedding and my prince charming.” Uh-huh. I believe she's not wedding-obsessed, but I don't but that at 29, having been with one guy for the past five years, she's not getting a little impatient.

Well, if the rumors are true, congrats to the happy couple. Stay tuned for all the confirmation/denial fun!

Justin Timberlake: 'Marine Corps Ball was a Life-Changing Experience'

aliciatext@gmail.com (Cheesus) — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 01:25:01 EST

Justin Timberlake is an altogether standup guy, and it’s nice to see that he keeps his promises! The former boy band-er accompanied Kelsey De Santis to the Marine Corps Ball in Richmond, Virginia, calling it “one of the most moving evenings I’ve ever had.”

He blogged about the life-changing experience and based on his gushing, I wouldn’t be surprised if she shed a tear (or many).

“It was a surreal moment to be in that room with so many of our great Marines who have such a different type of connection to those stories [of war].”

Aw, it’s good to hear that he wasn’t just sitting like a dud and not taking anything in. Justin seems like a sweet dude for the most part, and I’m sure he was a memorable date for her too. Win-win!

Justin Timberlake is a Big Fan of Pippa Middleton

aliciatext@gmail.com (Cheesus) — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 18:45:10 EST

Even Justin Timberlake isn’t immune to the charms of Pippa Middleton. While talking to Esquire UK, J.T. expressed his love for the most famous badonkadonk in the United Kingdom. (He’s probably even a part of her Facebook arse-appreciation society.)

"Us American males are big fans of Pippa. We like the Middletons very much. I'm going to sound like a sleazeball. I'm going to stop right there."

It’s cool, Justin. We won’t judge you. The Middleton sisters make everyone in this country go batsh!t crazy, for often inexplicable reasons and @sses that don’t really exist at all, unless you have a Booty Bump. Gushing about the Middletons isn’t ground we haven’t covered. There’s just something about tiaras and generically attractive sisters that make people flip their minds.

Scarlett Johansson and Justin Timberlake Are Dating?

poponthepop@gmail.com (Lil Payne) — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 14:00:00 EST

This is getting ridiculous. A couple days ago, it was reported that Scarlett Johansson is now dating Bradley Cooper. Today, Us Weekly claims that ScarJo has been hooking up with Justin Timberlake for years, and lately the two Hollywood hoes haven't even been trying to conceal their relationship.

The two were spotted at a party together about a week ago and they left together around 5:30 am. Later, when witnesses saw Justin arrive at Scarlett's NYC apartment, he "wasn't even trying to be low-key," openly introducing himself as "Justin" to the doorman. "They've hooked up several times over the years," says a friend of Scarlett's. Those close to the friends with benefits aren't surprised that they've been hooking up, but are a bit worried about how open they're being, given that Justin is reportedly back together with longtime girlfriend, Jessica Biel.

Hey, good for them. Why hide it at this point? It's not like they've got reputations to protect. At this point, Justin and Scarlett's genitals have been seen by more people in Hollywood than Avatar. If you're gonna be a ho, I say own it. If they were really smart they'd make a sex tape and give it a full-blown theatrical release.

Mila Kunis: Leaked Photos Aren't From Sexting Justin Timberlake

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 08:00:52 EST

Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis' reps got together this weekend to release a statement denying that Mila and Justin ever had a sexual relationship. Their reps claim that the rumor that they've shared sexually explicit texts and pictures is "entirely false."

News broke on Thursday that Kunis had been hacked and a nude photo of Mila was out there, along with a picture of Justin wearing pink panties on his head, and another pic of a man's junk, which was believed to be Justin's.

The joint statement says: "At no time did Mr. Timberlake and Ms. Kunis exchange inappropriate texts or emails. ... The insistence that there is any inappropriate correspondence between the two parties is entirely false."

Of course not. There's nothing "inappropriate" about Justin and Mila sexting. In fact, it is very appropriate if they were actually having sex, and you know they probably were.

The PR spin continues with: "The photo addressed in the media of Ms. Kunis was in fact not from any phone but from an inactive email account that has not existed in three years. In regards to the other photos in question, they were never exchanged between the two parties."

And "in closing," Justin and Mila's reps make some dumb puns about how Justin "might write songs about putting things in boxes, but he never has..."

Okay. So Mila and Justin are totally having sex right now you guys. Their cheesy denial is all the confirmation we'll ever need.

Photo: Wenn

Justin Timberlake Says he Never Sent Penis Photos to Mila Kunis

poponthepop@gmail.com (Lil Payne) — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 14:00:00 EST

In this age of casual dick pic sexting and celebs phones being hacked, seeing a male celebs' package is no longer a big deal. Even so, Justin Timberlake wants to make it clear that the penis photo found on Mila Kunis' cellphone is NOT his dick in a box.

Mila recently became the latest celebrity phone hacking victim, and her inbox reportedly contained several pics of Justin posing "seductively," but Justin has made it clear to those close to him that the faceless dong photo found in her phone is not from him.

No one was really surprised to find out that Justin and Mila were sexting and became friends with benefits while filming Friends With Benefits, so it wouldn't really be surprising if Timberlake sent Mila a package pic. Why is he so adamant about making sure the world knows it's not Justin's junk? We haven't even seen the photo! We can only assume based on Justin's defensiveness that the wang in Milas's phone is nothing to be proud of. I'm gonna go ahead and assume it's Maculay Culkin's.

Mila Kunis Hacked, Justin Timberlake Nude Photo Leaked?

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 16:17:39 EST

Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake repeatedly denied that they were ever 'friends with benefits,' but now it looks as though something sexual went down between the former co-stars. Mila Kunis is the newest celebrity on a long list of sexy female celebs who've been hacked.

Four pictures have leaked, two of which show a shirtless JT in a bed. Another photo shows Justin wearing a pink pair of panties over his head, were they Mila's?!

Kunis isn't in any of the photos, but there's a presumably naked picture of Mila in a bathtub. However, all you see is her head. Another photo is an explicit image of a male whose identity remains a mystery.

The hacker says that there are text messages between Justin and Mila that may actually be sext messages. That's a good tease.

OMG! Everyone just go hurry up and burn your phones. Right now!