NeNe Leakes’ snide comments about Phaedra Parks continue to pour in. NeNe says, “Phaedra claims to be this big time entertainment attorney here in Atlanta and all I hear is that she represented Bobby Brown, BUT EXCUSE ME, Bobby Brown was 10 years ago.” And 10 years ago NeNe was working the pole as a stripper named Silk. So what’s NeNe’s point?

Then, out of nowhere, we see Ne-Yo sitting down in a recording studio while Kandi Burruss is on the mic! I love that Ne-Yo was nowhere in the previews. He says “Kandi is a prolific songwriter. She knows how to write a song and make you feel it. It takes a special kind of person to write a song.” Awwww! We also learn that Kandi is too damn generous! She tells Ne-Yo that she let Kim Zolciak keep the $100k she made off of her song “Tardy for the Party.” Kandi is dumb and that’s why users flock to her like flies to Paris Hilton’s crotch.

Lawrence, Sheree Whitfield’s hairdresser, shows up at her house in full makeup to grace us with his fabulous presence once again. He should just move in and live with Sheree and her kids cause it’s not like Sheree has a man, or will she? Hmmm….

Thus far Lawrence has appeared in both RHOA episodes this season. We can’t get enough of him. Sheree tells Lawrence that she has a date, she then complains that her date wants to go dancing. Sheree says, “I am a white girl in a black girl body, I have no rhythm! I’m kind of pissed.” And this is why I love this woman! When you’re black you’re supposed to put on a show when you hit the dance floor, but I tell people that unless they’ve paid me then I am not here to entertain, OH KAY! Fingersnap. Neckroll.

Cynthia Bailey makes her big debut. She is a supermodel who is basically bald-headed, but she is stunning! Cynthia talks about how her boyfriend named Peter wants to get married soon. She has been engaged three times already and she’s a bit of a commitment phobe.

NeNe then talks about how her marriage to her grandpapa husband is pretty much falling apart. NeNe says, “We’ve been together 13 years and I feel like we’re not gonna make it.” I know everyone mentions the amount of years they’ve been with someone, but I don’t like it in my shows. I feel like it’s a trivia question and I’m supposed to be keeping track.

We then have front row seats for Sheree’s date.

Kandi Burruss of the Real Housewives of Atlanta has a new album titled Kandi Koated that's coming out soon. Vibe magazine was with Kandi on her video shoot for her song "Leave U" and we're posting these pics for you.

I like Kandi's music. The woman has written songs for Whitney Houston, Alicia Keys, Destiny's Child, Mariah Carey, TLC, Usher and more. "Leave U" is a soulful ballad and I love it. I'm definitely gonna give "Kandi Koated" a try.

The episode begins with a pale 80 year-old looking white guy telling Sheree Whitfield that he wants to have a baby with her. Sheree then says she'd like to have children too. Then they both start laughing - they were simply reciting lines from a script. Whew! Sheree then does her testimonial interview and says that she could see herself winning an Oscar one day. Bravo to Bravo for scripting her with this LOL worthy line.

NeNe Leakes brings a copy of Life & Style magazine to Sheree's house. The issue has a headline with a quote from Kim Zolciak, who is declaring her bisexuality for publicity. A shocked Sheree says, "Well she's never hit on me!" Which must mean that she's straight. That's how I figure out if a guy's straight or not myself. If he doesn't make an attempt to hit this, I know HE MUST BE queer fo sho!

Wiggy Kimmy gives her testimonial interview and says "I've been chasing dick since I came out the womb." That was supposed to be a zinger. I want in on these script writing sessions. Kidding, that was actually a decent line.

Kim tells NeNe that Dwight told her he had borrowed $10k from NeNe's husband Gregg. NeNe says, "If Dwight had $10,000 he would've got his nose fixed cause who wouldn't wanna breathe?" LOL! NeNe says that Dwight's nostrils are almost completely shut because of bad plastic surgery. This is ironic cause NeNe's surgeon has fugged up her nose as well.

Which brings me to one of the most disturbing aspects of this season - NeNe has one nose on the show and another nose when she gives her testimonial interviews! Viewers get to compare and contrast throughout the episode and she looks more like an alien post-surgery. Is she eligible for a refund?

We also meet Willis McGahee, the man Kandi Burruss is dating. Kandi, (who can go boom boom on the floor now when she walks cause she has gained what looks like 15 or so pounds), tells Willis that she doesn't want to have sex with him and he asks if oral sex is eliminated, Kandi says no. I already don't like this dude cause no NFL star is gonna be all like 'You don't wanna have sex? That's cool.' They want sex from their girlfriends and their groupies. I think he's shady and just wants to be on TV, although I will admit, he is hot.

Phaedra Parks then makes her big premiere, claiming that "Southern women have a gracefulness most other women don't have." She also says that her ex-convict husband Apollo Nida "signed a prenup so I know he doesn't want my money, he wants me." Sounds like something Fantasia would say about her T-Mobile married boyfriend.

Kandi Burruss of the Real Housewives of Atlanta is dating Willis McGahee of the Baltimore Ravens. RHOA co-stars Kim Zolciak is dating an NFL player and NeNe Leakes is too.

Burrus, a Grammy winning singer and producer, dated A.J. Jewell before his tragic death last year. She has moved on to 28-year-old Willis and her friends are thrilled.

“Kandi is very happy and has been dating Willis McGahee for several weeks now. Viewers will see their romance develop in the new season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta and the cast and crew are happy for her after what happened to A.J.

“Willis has a baby with another woman but their relationship was already over before he started seeing Kandi.”

The girls are back! Bravo's Real Housewives of Atlanta series is back for season 3, which premieres this Monday at 9pm, but we've got some spoilers for you.

Phaedra, Wiggy Kimmy, Kandi, Sheree, Cynthia and NeNe

This season Lisa is out and model Cynthia Bailey and lawyer Phaedra Parks are in. Cynthia and Phaedra are both married, so they have the "wife" part of their titles down, while Kim Zolciak and Sheree Whitfield remain single.

• Sheree's "She by Sheree" high end clothing line went bust! Haha. She's now pursuing acting. Sheree said, "I can picture myself on stage receiving an Oscar one day." Yes! I love her delusional diva self.

• Kim and NeNe may reconcile

• Kim's Dina Lohan mothering skills continue to be broadcast on the show. Kim tells her 13 year old daugher "Don't chase boys." She also says, “I hope I instilled the same morals and values my parents did in me. I remember how wild I was, but hey, I turned out well.”

• Dwight and NeNe Leakes aren't getting along because Dwight has been spreading rumors.

• Phaedra Parks is Dwight's attorney. We have no idea why though?

• Kandi ditched the music she was working on last year and is starting over.

Gawd, those bits of information make the show sound boring, but you know it's anything but!

Who knew Kandi Burruss of the Real Housewives of Atlanta could look so attractive?

The Grammy winning singer-songwriter of the RHOA got glam along with Lisa Wu Hartwell and Sheree Whitfield for a photospread in Today's Black Woman magazine. God dayum, that magazine's glam squad is worth every penny!

The photos were shot by photographer Robert Ector. Very well done.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta season 2 reunion should've been more "like bam!" but instead was more like "blonk!"

It was evident that it was all going downhill by the looks of the set itself. The cast members sat on couches at some ATL venue named "Opera" and the place looked haunted. It's almost like you could hear echoes. The ambiance sucked.

Sheree Whitfield: The stiffest of all the housewives spoke volumes with her body language. Beneath Sheree's long bangs, she could be seen rolling her eyes whenever Kim spoke. She also had on a ponytail that looked like a rope, which wasn't any better than her bang noodle and ponytail that she rocked during last year's reunion. Maybe the big jewelry didn't help, but there was something about Sheree's ensemble that made her look like a MANnequin.

Kim Zolciak: Her attire was hideous, but Kim doesn't know how to dress. She attended the She by Sheree fashion show in jeans and a wife beater. She also doesn't admit that she isn't 31. Her pathological lying is frightening.

Wiggy Kimmy was beyond disrespectful, frequently telling the host to "keep moving" and to "get off Big Poppa!" She knows nothing about respect cause she's a mistress who doesn't have a job. I could cut Kim some slack, but she claimed that she didn't attend Kandi's comeback performance cause her daughter may have had the swine flu. Why does Kim always have to name drop a potentially fatal disease for the sympathy vote?

Kandi Burruss: Needs to cool it with the weird facial expressions. She already resembles a frog and her lesbian mohawk isn't doing her any favors. She also seems uptight. She was trippin' that Lisa had cameras inside her bathroom and that a gay man grabbed her boobs? I wish I could go to a gay club everyday cause the boys love my girls. Heh. She needs to loosen up, but we still love her and she remains a fan favorite.

NeNe Leakes: B*tch was moving her hair piece outta her lazy eye exactly every .02 seconds. When you're on TV, it is NOT the time for primping and grooming. NeNe's new hair is fun, but she remains extremely uppity. You could just tell by the way she sat and stared and flicked her ugly hair piece that she thinks she's holier than thou. One reality TV show season later and she becomes a full-fledged diva?! And hatin' on Kandi just because she's successful? That makes her the immature and the ghetto one, not Kandi. It broke my heart to hear Kandi say that she liked NeNe the best and thought they would be friends.

Lisa: Looked gorgeous. I love her and I love her hatred for Wiggy Kimmy.

Dwight: Walked out on stage in a suit that was 2x bigger than his size. He had a lot of work done on his face since season one, and his makeup was heavy. He dissed all of the ladies as soon as he sat down on the couch, saying, "I feel like I've been at church all day!" But skinny a*s men in big suits should not throw stones. His pants were too short and they looked like capris when he sat down. He also got a penile implant - Kim put him on blast - and his face makes me uncomfortable. He is too old to be going under the knife like he is. He comes across as being so damaged and insecure.

  - In summary, the ladies GOTTA do better than this if they want to sustain a fan base. They put their drama aside, refused to answer questions or reveal anything interesting... the reunion was anti-climatic.

Kim "sang" at the end and Lisa busted out laughing, but it's not like that was interesting, either. We all know they're more ghetto and entertaining than that. Instead of Sheree asking "Who gon check me, boo?" these b*tches need to look at the reunion tape and check themselves. We want entertainment, not alliances and silence.

Kandi Burruss is all set to take the music industry by storm. She's a Real Housewives of Atlanta fan favorite and a Grammy-winning songwriter. The petite singer performed her new song "Fly Above" on Monique's late night show, and she did a good job. Kandi seems quiet and on the shy side, but she's comfortable and confident on stage. Work it out!

To listen to another one of Kandi's new songs, "It Must Be Good," click HERE.

Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kim Zolciak says that she is no longer in a relationship with human ATM machine Lee Najjar, aka Big Poppa.

Kim appeared at the 2009 Fox Reality Channel's Really Awards where she confessed that she's no longer a mistress, at least not with Big Poppa. "Big Papa and I ended it. At the end of the day, he will always be the love of my life, but it's time for me to move on" and find someone else to pay my bills.

Kim also talked about NeNe Leakes and Kandi Burruss.

On NeNe:

"I've just moved past it with Nene, and I think her true colors have really surfaced, and they will continue to do so. I wish her the best."

On Kandi:

"She is strong and she will pull through, but she is devastated. I went to the funeral on Friday, and I don't think I have ever been that sad in my whole life. I don't want to see my friend upset. It's terrible. It's something that will stay with me for life."

I'm gonna do a finale recap like I did last year, and I'll get into my 2 cents on the cast then. But NeNe is so disappointing. Fame went to her head at the speed of light. Kim, on the other hand? Her selfishness continues to shine through all that wig hair. Kimberly attends AJ'S FUNERAL and SHE doesn't think that SHE has ever been that sad in HER entire life and SHE doesn't want to see her friend upset, and it will stay with HER for life.

Kim's so cluelessly self-absorbed, I don't even know if I can be mad at her for being so overwhelmingly selfish and oblivious.

More fake t*ts and fake hair below.

Kandi Burruss has lost two dear people in her life within a short span of time. Her uncle Ralph passed away, she attended his funeral on Sunday, and the night before, on Saturday, her fiance Ashley Jewell died after a fight in a parking lot.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta's newest member and fan favorite by many, Kandi Burruss reminds us all that we need to tell people how much we love them because we never know what's going to happen.

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Why is it that every TIME something great is happening in your life it seems like its accompanied by something tragic? I have lost two very important men in my life in one week. The 1st was my Uncle Ralph, the 2nd is A.J.

My Uncle Ralph was one of my favorite people in the whole wide world. He was the type that could make you laugh even when you were pissed off and make you smile as soon as he walked in the room. My Uncle was one of my biggest supporters & he would do anything for me or the rest of my family. Even though he didn’t have any money he was always trying to give me little gifts. Which I thought was cute because he was just trying to show how much he cared event hough he knew I didn’t need it.

Uncle Ralph was gay & always lived his life loud & proud. He partied like a rock star growing up & still enjoyed life as an older man. We first found out about his cancer at least two years ago. It went into remission for a while & eventually came back to claim his life slowly until TIME came for him to go to GOD.