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I'd watch it just to see if it's true what they say about Asian peen! I've got a feeling it looks like a thumb sticking out of an unbaked loaf of bread. I'm just sayin'.

One of Jon Gosselin's ex pokes, Stephanie Santoro says Jon's bodyguard, Thomas Meinelt, has admitted to her that he has watched a sex tape that Jon made back in October. No word on who the lucky gal was, but it appears as though the girl was paid to make whoopy time with Jon.

"Tom told me that Jon was secretly videotaped having sex with a woman in Los Angeles in October. Tom said people close to Jon put a camera in his hotel room, and paid a girl to flirt with Jon and have sex with him."

Tom, who seems to be the new gossip girl in town, also told Stephanie Santoro that he has seen Jon use cocaine on more than one occasion. I'm looking into my crystal ball and I see Jon losing total custody of his kids. He'll be paying more money in child support than Bill Gates makes in a year if this story is true. Happy trails to you Jonny boy.

I normally can't stand seeing Spencer Pratt and Heidi jumping in front of the cameras to get some extra time in the spotlight, but this is pretty humorous!

Heidi and Spencer have no problem poking fun at themselves and knew people would get a kick out of seeing them as one of America's most infamous reality couples.

"Halloween is supposed to be about scary costumes. What's scarier than Speidi Plus Eight? Any reality stars who can get themselves 55 magazine covers will always have our respect!"

I'm not sure what having Spencer and Heidi Montag's respect is all about, but the pictures are amusing. Heidi could totally play the role of Kate Gosselin in the Lifetime movie about the Jon & Kate failed marriage.

The Gosselin kids are out of control or as Kate Gosselin says "acting out" lately with all of the drama that is going on in their lives. Really? I don't see why they would become evil little rebellions when their parents are splitting up and going through their divorce in the media!

Mommy is on the road all the time doing interviews on morning shows while daddy kept busy over the last few months getting as much as* as he could. Next thing you know, the camera crew that have been around practically non-stop since the sextuplets were babies are now gone. The little ones probably thought those cameras were part of a normal life and everybody has a production assistant as a friend.

Kate admits they have been “acting out” lately. “I’m trying to give them the grace to see, if they’re acting out of line, I’m trying to look deeper into why that is. Why the kids are acting out. Cause it’s all inter-related. I mean, they don’t see it, but it’s all interconnected.”

Kate, you can pay me to be a psychologist and explain why you've got kids who are becoming hell on wheels with everything that's going on.

Stephanie Santoro is the plain jane former nanny who said that she sexed Jon Gosselin nine times. In an incriminating video interview, Stephanie said that Jon told her he hacks into Kate's email, phone and online bank records.

Kate Gosselin's law firm issued the following statement yesterday:

"Ms. Gosselin is carefully considering all of her legal options regarding this matter, and she will pursue them if and when the time is right."

Stephanie claims that Jon bragged that he has a copy of all of Kate's emails and would use them against her. I think Jon needs to go back to school cause he has so much to learn about, like, laws and stuff.

It's the end of the Gosselins as we know it, and I feel fine! Everyone rejoice since we won't have to watch the family drama anymore after November. Woo Hoo!

I'm still a J&K+8 junkie and watch old episodes practically every day but it's time for someone to take away my addiction. I have no clue why I watch it except to see Kate Gosselin yell at Jon like he's one of her kids. A spokeswoman for TLC said "'Jon & Kate Plus 8' is ending in mid-to-late November, as previously reported". But will we still get Kate Plus 8?

The once-popular show would be renamed "Kate Plus 8" beginning Nov. 2 to reflect the acrimonious breakup of Jon and Kate Gosselin. That date has now been shifted to later in the month. TLC is waiting until the bickering couple sort out some of their personal problems before reassessing the situation.

Jon Gosselin has mentioned that he will still be working on TV but didn't specify what type of show it will be. Watching either of them without dealing with the drama of caring for 6 kids, will be such a bore.

Jon Gosselin withdrew $232k out of his joint bank account with Kate Gosselin, then appeared on various shows claiming that his bank statements prove otherwise and that he doesn't want to reveal the truth and "embarrass Kate."

But the man whore has embarrassed himself and a Pennsylvania judge ordered him to return $180k to the joint bank account he shares with estranged wife Kate Gosselin.

Kate's lawyer said,

"The remaining sum of $55,000, which Ms. Gosselin used for household bills and expenses relating to the children, will be subject to further determination by the arbitrator at a later date."

Kate also said that she's "pleased" that the Court "ruled fairly on behalf of myself and my children" and that she intends to return to private arbitration to resolve any remaining issues.

Jon must pay up by Oct. 26 or he may face potential contempt charges. Kate must also detail her expenses by the same date.

I wanted to believe that Jon didn't take all that money. I just didn't think that he could possibly be dumber than he's perceived to be, but he fooled me.

Jon Gosselin and his ex Kate are spending too much time bickering about each other and seem to forget there are eight kids involved in their mess.

Sources say the kids are "confused and distraught and are acting out" in a desperate attempt to get some attention from their parents. Both parents have lost focus on what is important in this situation and it's rumored that Kate barely spends any time with them.

The nannies are doing 95 percent of the work. Kate has a short attention span, and everything upsets her."

Dont worry, Jon is just a guilty as Kate is in the ignoring the kids department. Another source says Jon "he can't stay at home with them," and "He gets annoyed when they interrupt him when he's on the phone."

So Jon and Kate Gosselin both come out as Parents of the year! It is a bad situation for the kids but it's nice to hear Kate and Jon suck equally in one of these stories.

My reaction right after watching the video below: 'Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh!' Nancy Grace is THE pit bull of all talking head pit bulls and when she's unleashed on Jon Gosselin, she does not hold back. If Jon thought that Kate Gosselin was bad and made him passive, he was in for one hell of a televised surprise. You're gonna want an encore of this mess. I gotta search YouTube for more.

... Well Jon Gosselin is stealing money, so I guess they're even then, right? Yesterday Jon told The Insider that he didn't violate an arbitrator's orders by withdrawing $230k from a joint account with Kate Gosselin. Jon says he withdrew $22k last Thursday and has "the paper trail to prove it."

Kate Gosselin also lost some credibility in my book by saying the following: "If I have to work at McDonald's, I will do what I have to for my kids," That's not true cause Kate's a diva and the only way she could get by feeding her army on McDonald's wages would be if she was banging all the managers in her Micky D's regional district and they compensated her for private services.

Now that Jonny realizes that looking like a thief is a PR nightmare, the womanizer is trying to explain, saying:

"I've never taken any money out because over 10 years, Kate handled all the banking...  She says in the past week I took $230,000. I have withdrawn roughly $177,000 over the course of a year, which is less than 10 percent of what we made. That's like my paycheck."

What a coward! He can't discuss retrieving his "paycheck" with his wife first?

Jon goes on to say that Kate's numbers don't add up. Jon claims that Kate "had a best-selling book" that probably earned a "million dollars" that's unaccounted for. Jealous?! He says that Kate's "not thinking clearly" and he "didn't want this to be embarrassing for her."

This man is fluent in some Jedi mind tricks sh*t. Jonny, this is embarrassing for YOU and you know it. Get over yourself.

On certain episodes of Jon & Kate Plus 8, if Jon bought something and he didn't have a receipt, there was hell to pay. She also believes in the power of the almighty coupon. And after they split, rumors surfaced that Kate kept Jon on a $5/day allowance. In summary, you do NOT mess with Kate's paper!  But Jon has taken it there because he's a selfish, immature loser.

Jonny has emptied out his joint bank account with Kate to the tune of $230,000, leaving her with only four digits - $1,000 to be exact - to pay her bills and feed her child army! Kate Gosselin appeared on The Today Show this morning where she said,

“It’s not acceptable. I need that money to provide [for the kids]... We did the show to provide a better life for them... I have a stack of bills in my purse I can’t put in the mail.”

And all the Kate Gosselin haters have now been converted!

Kate has also hired a pit bull lawyer to hold Jon Gosselin in contempt of court for disobeying orders to leave their funds untouched. The lawyers want Jon to return the money promptly. Jon appeared on Larry King Live where he said that he wanted to save his marriage. Considering how frugal Katie is, he must have been lie telling.