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Kate Gosselin was on The View this morning and was asked about recent reports that she's been sporting a divatude with the Dancing with the Stars cast. Kate a diva? Say it ain't so!

Kate says she has only met the cast once and is primarily practicing in her basement. She also admitted ex-husband Jon Gosselin was at the house with the kids while she was in LA for a week. I'm sure the kids were happy to finally see their dad again! So what did Kate have to say about the diva rumors?

“It’s no different than what I’ve been facing for the last year. I feel like it’s unfair. If you meet me, not the tabloid me, not anything else, you will realize I’m just like moms everywhere working. I’ve had a great time with the whole cast, so it’s untrue, unfounded, ridiculous.”

You can check out video of Kate claiming she's just a regular mom and not a diva, below.

Kate Gosselin has been going non-stop since she was announced as a contestant on Dancing with the Stars and her kids are starting to act out with her absence. An insider tells Us Weekly that the kids are already asking their five nannies 'When is mommy coming home?'

Not only are the kids beginning to miss her, but they're also starting to act out.

Twins Cara and Maddy "seem depressed when Kate isn't around."  Five-year old sons Aaden, Collin and Joel, meanwhile, "got into trouble at school for talking back to teachers."

Where's daddy Jon Gosselin during this time and why can't he be there with the kids instead of a handful of nannies? Does he deserve the daddy of the year award after he's had numerous hookups with young women? No, but it's better for the kids to spend time with their parents rather than numerous other people.

Tony Dovolani and Kate Gosselin walked the red carpet together at the premiere of 'Life' at Alice Tully Hall in NYC last night. They look like they have good chemistry so far, but anyone can throw on a happy face for a few minutes while they're getting their picture taken.

They have to 'work it' with the media in hopes of gaining more votes from Dancing with the Stars fans before the new season premieres on March 22. Kate looks great and I'm starting to get used to her new weave. Honestly anything is better than the weed whacker haircut she had before.

Having watched pretty much every episode of 'Jon & Kate Plus 8' I can imagine what kind of harassment Tony's going to receive from Kate during practice. I can see Kate gritting her teeth, giving Tony the stink eye, pointing her little wicked finger into his cheek telling him he needs to do something with the scruff on his face before she'll even dance with him. If he doesn't obey, she's going to bend him over and spank his butt like he's one of her kids.

He's got his hands full this time, but I bet he can handle it. That's what ear plugs and Prozac are for!

Kate Gosselin knows how to promote herself and make ABC happy. Because she told Jimmy Kimmel that she's going to walk away with the trophy and the title, even more people will wanna find out if she can actually dance.

Kate, with her great new weave, appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night. When Jimmy asked her if she's competitive, she asked, "Have you watched my show?"

Kate said that she's going to have her mini-army voting for her. "[Daughter] Mady asked if she can vote for me? I said, 'Yes, pls do,'" Gosselin told Kimmmel, adding that she told "the little kids" to vote too. So far, Gosselin said she's done three days of practicing.

Kate now has a dance floor in her basement and plans on practicing while her kids are home or sleeping.

She said she is glad to be working with Dovolani because he is "a very positive person. Even when I mess up really, really bad - which is a lot - he still has something positive to say... I was never coordinated enough, which is a problem with dancing, but I can run," she said -- Gosselin is staying strong. I am going to give it my all!"

Kate's a friggin' genius. I can't think of a better show for her to compete in in order to gain maximum mainstream exposure. Jon and his baby dick are nothing without her. Kate may not win DWTS this season, but she's already come out on top!

The roster for Dancing With the Stars this year is pretty good.

Pamela Anderson is going to feel awkward covering up so much skin on DWTS!

I'm so glad ABC threw Kate Gosselin in the mix. She's a big reason why I'll tune in! Evan Lysacek and Shannen Doherty will also make me watch this season. Great picks!

Here's the list of celebrities (in bold) and their professional dance partners. I'm also going to tune in to see Pam Anderson, how could I not? And Erin Andrews is hot, Niecy Nash of "The Insider" and "Reno 911" is funny, and this year's "Bachelor" Jake Pavelka? I don't mind seeing him run around in tight pants. It's a win-win all around.

NFL star Chad Ochocinco: Cheryl Burke

Bachelor Jake Pavelka: Chelsie Hightower

Pussycat Dolls' Nicole Scherzinger: Derek Hough

Soap star Aiden Turner: Edyta Sliwinska

Shannen Doherty: Mark Ballas

Kate Gosselin: Tony Dovolani

Olympic figure skater Evan Lysacek: Anna Trebunskaya

Niecy Nash: Louis Van Amstel

Astronaut Buzz Aldrin: Ashley Costa (formerly DelGrosso)

Pamela Anderson: Damian Whitewood

ESPN host Erin Andrews: Maksim Chmerkovskiy

The two-hour, DWTS season premiere airs Monday, March 22 at 8 p.m. (ET) on ABC!

Can Kate Gosselin dance? That's highly unlikely. She's pretty stiff and uppity to shake her a*s or titties to the beat, but she'll try to.

Radar is reporting that Kate Gosselin will be a competitor on the ninth season of Dancing With the Stars. The official line-up will be announced tonight during the finale of "The Bachelor." Olympian Evan Lysacek has already said that he wants in.

Kate is a great mother and she will be practicing for the show near her Pennsylvania home instead of Los Angeles. DWTS is willing to accommodate her because they believe that she'll bring strong ratings to the show.

“It’s great for her to be on the show, but she did it ONLY in a way that benefits her family.” The new season of Dancing With The Stars premieres Monday, March 22nd on ABC.

Although Kate's only a reality TV star, she's probably more of an A-lister than actual "celebrities" that may appear on this season's roster. DWTS always has competitors that we haven't heard of or cared about for almost a decade. Kate's an exceptional choice and I hope she lasts long in the competition. I can't picture this woman in anything skimpy, though. WTF are they going to dress her in?

GO KATE!

Poor Jon Gosselin. He should have been a better man to his b*tches if he didn't want them to put him on blast like this. In fact, if you're not packing heat, you should be pretty damn angelic cause your girl will be talking jizz about you to her girlfriends while she's probably getting ready to dump you or get with someone bigger.

Hailey Glassman told Steppin' Out magazine that Jon Gosselin's dick is "tiny, tiny, tiny." Hailey also elaborated on the "sex" that she and Jon would have.

Hailey said: "I didn’t even know when we had sex. You didn’t want to have sex to have sex... A girl doesn’t have to be wet to have sex with him. You could be as dry as a 90-year-old woman. That’s how small he is. It was like putting a tampon in. Not even a big one. I’m talking a slim fit.”

Kate Gosselin has fueled the fire: His ex wife Kate had a different way of referring to his manhood: "Stubby." Kate would joke with friends and family about Jon's, er, shortcomings, and even call him "Stubby" to his face to mock him.

I love it! And Hailey, darling, you didn't ever have sex with Jon Gosselin. You know that super sexual Grandma doctor who hosted that late night show "Talk Sex With Sue"? I used to watch Sue Johanson religiously. She says it's not sex until after four inches. So if Jon was really "three inches" like Hailey says he was, nothing was consummated and I can't blame her for being so angry. What a waste of time. Also, is Kate a lesbian? WTF!

We may not have seen the last of the little Gosselin monsters on TV. Fox 411 is reporting that Jon Gosselin is in talks with TLC to possibly allow the kids to be filmed again.

“Jon does not have money for the intense lawyer fees and ensuing battle with the media giant and Kate has asked him to reconsider his decision for the family. She is willing to negotiate with him and TLC so that everyone gets what they want.”

While Jon is out whoring around with is new gal Morgan Christie, Kate Gosselin has been "working her butt off, making payments on the house and finding new jobs and new projects that will pay her enough to secure the life she wants to provide the children."

Dumb*ss Jon is now realizing how well he had it made when they had the show and he was making big bucks. There's no way in hell he could find a job that could pay him what he needs to support his kids and all of his girlfriends. He's putting his tail between his legs and rolling over into submission. That's a good dog Jonny boy!

Information has come out about Kate Gosselin's reality show and one thing is for sure, we won't be seeing the kids. Interestingly enough, Kate's new reality show sounds a lot like one we've seen on VH1.

According to the website The Wrap, Kate will be "trying different jobs and tasks and showing how she performs in the different environments". The website also said the new show will be "more like Kate Gosselin, firefighter, not Kate Gosselin, wife and homemaker."

Did the craptacular show "New York Goes To Work" come to anyone's mind when you read this? It's fraud. Nobody can f*ck up a job work a job like New York does!

I'm sure your Firecracker withdrawl symptoms are getting pretty intense, so you'll be happy to know she's back tomorrow. WOO HOO!

I'm not sure what Kate Gosselin was going for with the wavy hair style, but it's not working. She was photographed sporting the mop top during a visit to her hometown of Wernersville, PA over the weekend. She needs to keep that sh*t straight!

Unfortunately, I have to head off to the bar to sling drinks today, but will try to bring a few more stories to you later this evening. Have a happy Monday!