My reaction right after watching the video below: 'Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh!' Nancy Grace is THE pit bull of all talking head pit bulls and when she's unleashed on Jon Gosselin, she does not hold back. If Jon thought that Kate Gosselin was bad and made him passive, he was in for one hell of a televised surprise. You're gonna want an encore of this mess. I gotta search YouTube for more.

... Well Jon Gosselin is stealing money, so I guess they're even then, right? Yesterday Jon told The Insider that he didn't violate an arbitrator's orders by withdrawing $230k from a joint account with Kate Gosselin. Jon says he withdrew $22k last Thursday and has "the paper trail to prove it."

Kate Gosselin also lost some credibility in my book by saying the following: "If I have to work at McDonald's, I will do what I have to for my kids," That's not true cause Kate's a diva and the only way she could get by feeding her army on McDonald's wages would be if she was banging all the managers in her Micky D's regional district and they compensated her for private services.

Now that Jonny realizes that looking like a thief is a PR nightmare, the womanizer is trying to explain, saying:

"I've never taken any money out because over 10 years, Kate handled all the banking...  She says in the past week I took $230,000. I have withdrawn roughly $177,000 over the course of a year, which is less than 10 percent of what we made. That's like my paycheck."

What a coward! He can't discuss retrieving his "paycheck" with his wife first?

Jon goes on to say that Kate's numbers don't add up. Jon claims that Kate "had a best-selling book" that probably earned a "million dollars" that's unaccounted for. Jealous?! He says that Kate's "not thinking clearly" and he "didn't want this to be embarrassing for her."

This man is fluent in some Jedi mind tricks sh*t. Jonny, this is embarrassing for YOU and you know it. Get over yourself.

On certain episodes of Jon & Kate Plus 8, if Jon bought something and he didn't have a receipt, there was hell to pay. She also believes in the power of the almighty coupon. And after they split, rumors surfaced that Kate kept Jon on a $5/day allowance. In summary, you do NOT mess with Kate's paper!  But Jon has taken it there because he's a selfish, immature loser.

Jonny has emptied out his joint bank account with Kate to the tune of $230,000, leaving her with only four digits - $1,000 to be exact - to pay her bills and feed her child army! Kate Gosselin appeared on The Today Show this morning where she said,

“It’s not acceptable. I need that money to provide [for the kids]... We did the show to provide a better life for them... I have a stack of bills in my purse I can’t put in the mail.”

And all the Kate Gosselin haters have now been converted!

Kate has also hired a pit bull lawyer to hold Jon Gosselin in contempt of court for disobeying orders to leave their funds untouched. The lawyers want Jon to return the money promptly. Jon appeared on Larry King Live where he said that he wanted to save his marriage. Considering how frugal Katie is, he must have been lie telling.

If you missed Jon Gosselin's interview on Larry King Live then, well, good for you. I felt like I had ice cream brain freeze watching an entire hour of Jon and Larry going back and forth. Funny thing is, Larry was hammering on him and his lawyer pretty good so you know he's not siding with Jon.

Jon's appearance only made me believe even more that he's trying to stop taping of the show and halt his divorce because TLC no longer wants him to be a part of it. He said he wants to apologize to Kate, which I still haven't figure out why, but Kate is still going to go through with the divorce. 

He spent a majority of his interview saying he made mistakes and he wants to pull the kids off of the show. If he felt taping the show was so harmful to his kids, why didn't he try to stop it before now?

I had an epiphany one day. I made mistakes. I know I messed up. But I have to learn from those mistakes and move forward... And I have this sense of empowerment, that I have to take back my life. I have to.

How does he plan to raise 8 kids if he no longer does the show and he doesn't have a job? Jon better jump in line at the welfare office and get his food stamps cause he's gonna need them.

There's a whole lotta he said/she said going on, but the majority of gossip lovers, TLC, and the Discovery network are all probably on Kate Gosselin's side. 

Maybe some people think that Kate and Jon Gosselin's children shouldn't be spending so much time in front of the camera, but it's doubtful that many would say that Jon, 32, is handling his divorce like a mature and responsible parent of eight! He also didn't have to hang a sign on his gate for the paparazzi to see.

Kate has fired back at Jon's allegations that their children should no longer be on the show. Kate says,

"I'm saddened and confused by Jon's public media statements. Jon has never expressed any concerns to me about our children being involved in the show and, in fact, is on the record as saying he believes the show benefits our children and was taping on Friday with the kids. I check in regularly with each of the kids to be sure they want to participate in and continue with the show and will continue to do so.

I do the show for my family because I believe it provides us opportunities we wouldn't otherwise have. Jon used to share that belief until as recently as the day the network announced the name change of the show and indicated that Jon would have a lesser role in the show. It appears that Jon's priority is Jon and his interests. My priority remains our children and their well-being."

I know there's a lot of Jon and Kate posts today. Snarky chose a great day to request off this week!

Anyone who thought that Jon Gosselin was a pushover is SO wrong! The balding male slut is trying to get TLC to "pull the plug" on Jon & Kate Plus Hate. WOW!

Jon's attorney Mark Heller - who previously represented Lindsay Lohan's attention whore father, Michael Lohan - released the following statement today. Knives out!

As legal counsel for Jon Gosselin, I am totally confident that he will be completely successful in his quest to take back control of his family and preserve, protect and ensure their future well-being by putting the brakes on his divorce and pulling the plug on TLC, the media giant that he perceives as a monster that has exploited and manipulated his family and has been partially responsible for the breakdown of his marriage.

Jon is resolved not to allow the TLC Corporate machine to devour his family and promote the monster's best interests over those of his family. 

TLC and Discovery have been reputed to have generated approximately $186 million dollars for the quarter – compliments of the Gosselin Family, and Jon firmly believes that their greed to continue that cash flow will be trumped by his courage and determination to protect his family.

Is Jon serious? I don't speak Douche and I think I need a translator. TLC is entitled to make however many hundreds of millions or billions off of Jon, Kate and their army that they want to. They created them! They own them! They've given them fame and access to a wealth of resources that they would never have if it weren't for the show.

Jon is ridiculously dumb. Not only is he burning bridges with TLC and Discovery, but these industry folks all work together and no one will want to work with him again. It's not like he's good at anything other than complaining and sleeping with barely legal women.

Poor Kate! And when Jon's kids get older, they just may hate him too when they realize how self-serving their a*hole father truly is.

Jon Gosselin is upset that Kate Gosselin will be starring in Kate Plus 8 while his role has been reduced to minimal appearances. Following the news that Kate is now the official HBIC, the nerd turned man whore said that he wants to delay their divorce. Kate refused, so now Jon is banning TLC camera crews from filming Jon & Kate Plus Hate in their home, alleging that he wants his kids off camera.

Jon is a true rocket scientist genius person who a) does not know how to spell "penalty" correctly or b) is too lazy to check if the few words on his sign are spelled correctly. I'm going with c) BOTH!

Jon Gosselin's lawyer issued the following letter to TLC:

“Effective immediately, no production crews are to enter Jon’s family home for any reason. In the event that anyone enters the marital property, Jon Gosselin will notify the local authorities to effectuate police action against any trespassers."

Jon's lawyer says that Jonny co-owns the property where TLC films the show and has joint custody of his eight money makers, therefore he's able to make decisions about the childrens' welfare.

TLC has responded:

"We are aware of Jon Gosselin's recent statements, and remain deeply disappointed at his continued erratic behavior. He and the family were shooting as recently as last Friday, without incident, and his latest comments are grossly inaccurate, without merit and are clearly opportunistic. Despite Jon Gosselin's repeated self destructive and unprofessional actions, he remains under an exclusive contract with TLC. Direct filming of the children has been currently suspended, pending further conversations between both parents."

We all knew that Jon's a tool, but this is COLD! Does Jon not realize that effing with Kate's money also effs with his childrens' money? He should want Kate and the kids to make as much as possible so that he can keep his five girls off the pole.

Kate Gosselin appeared at a Danbury, Connecticut, ice skating charity event for a 9/11 group over the weekend. Jill Zarin of the Real Housewives of New York City was also in attendance. When she approached Kate and introduced herself, an off guard Kate had her bodyguard and alleged boyfriend Steve Nelid get in between them and attempt to keep them apart. Oh snap!

But let us not forget, Kate's a cheap a*s b*tch. Kate declined to receive any money for her appearance, but insisted that the Heritage Foundation pay for a car service to take her and her bodyguard from Washington DC to Danbury, Connecticut - a more than five hour drive!

Well a drive like that is pricey, so one of the skater's mothers offered to pick up Kate and Steve and bring them to the event in her 2010 SUV. But when Kate saw the whip, she wasn't having it.

“When she pulled up to the hotel in Washington, Kate’s bodyguard came up to the car and said she wasn’t getting in.”

Neild told the generous mother that Gosselin required a stretch limo with a divider. Only after the skating mother left to make the lengthy journey alone did the Gosselin camp set up their own chariot.

Kate also requested "a side entrance, no crowd, no parking garage, and she needed to be dropped off right next to the entrance." It also took "three security guards and two others" to get the diva outta her dressing room.

Kate only spoke for a few minutes and then left. What did they expect? All that alone time with Steve while en route to Washington had Kate creaming for another quickie. She needed to get the eff outta there! And in style, b*tches!

It's about time! This morning TLC has announced that as of Nov. 2, there will be no more mumbling, whining and f*ckery on Jon & Kate Plus 8 from Jon Gosselin. Jonny's fired!

TLC says that their hit show will now be titled Kate Plus 8.

The series first debuted on April 16, 2007, and experienced a ratings spike once the Gosselin marriage became troubled earlier this year. This past season the couple announced they would divorce.

The fifth season premiere attracted a record 9.8 million viewers, making it the most-watched show of that evening including those on broadcast TV.

But despite the strong fifth season opening, last Monday's episode only pulled in 1.7 million viewers!!! This is a brilliant move from TLC. The show can be salvaged. I'm sure a lot of females comprise Jon & Kate Plus Hate's viewership and they're too disgusted with Jon's whoring out to tune in.

Jon probably didn't really wanna be on the show anymore anyway, but he will when he realizes that he doesn't have the zeros to impress all of his b*tches with. Something tells me he may be hosting a lot more parties soon. Jon's hit Daddy Dude status and he needs to get a damn job. Pimpin' ain't easy.

There has been equally as many fights on The View as there have been episodes, and things did not cool down when Kate Gosselin appeared as a co-host.

Whoopi Goldberg goes off on Kate for showing up when Jon Gosselin had his custody day. Jon & Kate Plus Hate's argument was documented all over the press: the police were called, Kate was crying, etc.

Kate says that she did not trust Stephanie Santoro - who later claimed that she sexed Kate's ex-husband nine times - to babysit and she felt uncomfortable leaving her eight children with that ho.

Whoopi has no right to get mad at Kate for wanting to protect her kids. Kate offered to watch the kids instead of having Stephanie do it, but Jon said no. He also disrespected Kate by choosing a babysitter that she didn't approve of.

Sometimes Whoopi Goldberg is brilliant on The View, other times she says a lot of stupid things that really offend me, e.g. gay people's struggle is the same as African Americans' struggle?!!

She is insane and Kate is completely right. I just wanna shove some of Whoopi's dreads down her throat. I'm not buff like Serena Williams who probably could shove a few tennis balls down someone's throat, I'd have to go for something much simpler if I took on Whoopi, and I'd gladly do it.