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Kate Gosselin Jealous of Jon Gosselin's Girlfriend, Ellen Ross

aliciatext@gmail.com (Cheesus) — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 16:00:29 EST

Kate Gosselin may be high-strung and totally cray-cray when it comes to her children, but that’s all she really has in her life. If she can’t be super-controlling over something, she may just explode. Which does explain a lot about why she’s probably jealous of ex-husband Jon Gosselin’s much younger girlfriend, Ellen Ross--she doesn’t want Ellen to be another mother figure in their lives.

“Kate’s kids are starting to ask about Ellen and talk about her to Kate. They think Ellen is so funny, and they ask Kate if their dad is going to marry Ellen. Kate can’t stand that the kids like Ellen...Kate doesn’t like the kids getting close to her and refuses to accept Ellen.”

You can bet that Ellen is feeling the icy burn of complete and utter loathing, Kate gives the cold shoulder like no other. I’d be pissed too if I was hustling and making money to support my mini-army, but my ex was just sitting around hosting barbecues, wearing frat boy T-shirts, and having something resembling a personal life. He should get the brunt of this passive-aggressive rage. And then TLC should televise it and then we can all watch it and then...okay, maybe not.

Kate Gosselin: 'I Will Never Work with Jon Gosselin Again'

aliciatext@gmail.com (Cheesus) — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 18:39:33 EST

Kate Gosselin is TLC show-less and blogging about coupons, but that doesn’t mean she’s lost her moral standards! The mother of eight told Access Hollywood that no amount of money could convince her to work with her ex-husband, Jon Gosselin, ever again.

“You could offer me every last dollar on the planet. I don’t work for money. I have a lot of peace in my life so I cannot compromise my morals and standards to get paid a ridiculous amount of money.”

Yeah...okay. I would pay to see the two of them in a Celebrity Boxing match to the death--also known as what Jon and Kate Plus Eight would have ended up like, eventually--and I don’t think I’m entirely alone. That’d be a lot of money! But Kate explains it just wouldn’t be good for her children to watch her interact with their father.

“I don’t feel like it’s healthy or beneficial for my kids to watch so there’s no point.”

So televising the lives of your children is “healthy and beneficial,” then? Just checking.

Kate Gosselin Denies Getting Facelift

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 15:12:50 EST

Although Kate Gosselin has had a tummy tuck and breast implants, she denies having a facelift. Kate is now working for CouponCabin.com where she promotes coupons on something. She took to her blog at her new job to address the silly rumors.

"I will confirm that I have not had one. I am only 36! But, I will take all of the talk about how rested and young I look as a compliment! So thanks!"

Meanwhile plastic surgeons claim that Kate looks different. Her "defined jaw line and changed eye shape suggest a facelift," according to a source.

Kate Gosselin Got a Facelift?

poponthepop@gmail.com (Lil Payne) — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 14:05:00 EST

Kate Gosselin started her new "job" blogging about coupons recently and she's been heavily photographed to commemorate her first day of actual work in over a decade. Surprisingly, Kate is looking pretty good these days. Not surprisingly, a lot of people are speculating that the reason the evil mother of 8 looks so healthy and well-rested is because she's had a ton of work done.

Kate has definitely gone under the knife before - including a tummy tuck in 2007 and breast implants in 2009, but now friends believe her obsession with plastic surgery has reached Joan Rivers-like proportions. “She’s consumed with her appearance,” says a source close to Kate who adds that the former reality star tans religiously and has even given herself botox injections.

So maybe the changed appearance is just the result of too much time under the bulbs and a few well-placed needles in the face. But plastic surgeon Jon Turk tells Us Weekly that Kate has definitely gone under the knife. He says noticeable changes in the shape of Kate's eyes and jawline "suggest a facelift." So why the obsession with looking good when she's not even on camera anymore? "She wants to look ten years younger," says the anonymous friend. Good luck with that. The first step to staying young and avoiding premature aging? Not having 8 freakin' kids!

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Kate Gosselin's New Job: Blogging About Coupons

aliciatext@gmail.com (Cheesus) — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 18:35:59 EST

Kate Gosselin is no longer woefully unemployed. The nagging mom and former star of Kate Plus 8 recently landed a gig that doesn’t involve nursing or television (which is good for everyone who’s ever watched TLC). In fact, Kate’s joining the ranks of us folk who sit behind our laptops and b!tch about people. She’s becoming a blogger!

The former reality star will be contributing to couponing website CouponCabin.com, with her first blog post debuting on November 22nd about holiday shopping. She told E! that this is a perfect match for her because coupons are, like, totally her thing.

"No matter how much money you have, it's just smart to use coupons. It's like free money in your pocket. One week, I remember saving more than half my grocery bill that week with coupons. I was beyond thrilled."

I totally get that. Coupons are the sh!t. Maybe that’s because I grew up in an Asian household where we were only allowed to buy things if they were on sale/couldn’t be taken from a Taco Bell (i.e. napkins and hot sauce), but still. Coupons are legit.

Kate Gosselin Is Going Back To Nursing

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:55:16 EST

It's back to the old 9 to 5 grind for Kate Gosselin. She was afraid this day would come, and it has. There isn't a TV show or producer who's interested in hiring Kate so she's going back to her old job of nursing.

A friend of Kate's speaking with Life & Style claims Kate "just completed more courses to renew her license" as a labor and delivery nurse, but Kate is terrified she won't make enough money to provide for her kids.

"She has no clue how she'll continue to pay for the kids' private school and living expenses."

Lets face it. The world was only interested in watching Kate when the kiddos were little tots and she was arguing with Jon Gosselin. It was interesting to watch someone who could at times be very controlling and obsessive compulsive, but those days have worn off.

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Kate Gosselin Is Still Unemployed, Nobody Wants To Hire Her

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 17:07:38 EST

Kate Gosselin still hasn't landed a gig since her show 'Kate Plus 8' was canceled. According to the Huffington Post, Kate has approached many different networks including pitching a travel show idea to her previous home, TLC, but nobody has jumped on the chance to hire Kate, and she's surprised!

"She assumed that given her fame, producers and networks would be knocking her over with job offers and is, to say the least, very surprised that she hasn't received a single one."

A reality show casting director reveals it's hard for reality show celebrities to get back to normal life when their 15 minutes are up.

"They quit their day jobs and assume they will become rich and famous. They do become infamous (but) -- with the exception of Bethenny Frankel -- they never become rich. Plus, who is going to hire them for a real job after they made a fool out of themselves on TV?"

Kate claims she'll do whatever she has to to make ends meet for the sake of her kids, but waiting for producers to call her when they probably aren't going to, isn't getting her anywhere.

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Will Kate Gosselin Do A Dating Show Next?

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 14:15:19 EST

Since Kate Gosselin's show Kate Plus 8 was canceled, she's been unemployed and desperate to make some money. Interviews and photo shoots only bring in so much dough. so Kate is hoping to land another TV gig.

Kate says she would like to be a talk show host and be one of those people helping people type of folks, but the bottom line is, she wants to stay on TV because she likes it.

"I'm clearly hoping to stay in TV. I enjoy it. I think I've found my niche and I'm just waiting to see what comes and hoping for the next big thing."

Remember, her show consisted of her doing things with her kids and being a mom. It wasn't hard, and of course she enjoyed it, but that doesn't mean she could cut it as any other kind of TV personality.

In case the calls aren't flowing in for Kate to host a show, she may even try out a dating show.

"I'm not going to rule out anything at this point as long as it's wholesome and positive. Never say never."

I would like to beg all show producers to please do what you can to get Kate on a dating show. The woman obviously has some built up tension and needs a man to help release it in more ways than one.

Seriously, you would be doing us all a favor.

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Kate Gosselin Vows to Return to TV to Provide "The Best" For Her Kids

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 15:46:56 EST

Although Kate Gosselin's TLC show "Kate Plus 8" was axed by the network, the single mother of eight appeared on the Today Show this morning to say that she wants to remain on television.

Tonight is the final episode of Kate Plus 8, and Kate said that she's concerned for the "devastated" fans of the show. No comment.

"There is sadness, because it's the end of an era." Katie said that she wants to give her mini-army "the best opportunities available," which she believes working on television provides. She also struck back at ex-husband Jon Gosselin for saying "reality TV is not a career."

"Jon may be acceptive of mediocre for his kids," she countered. "I want the best for my kids."

Kate says that tabloid stories have been "the disturbing factor" that has contributed to a drop in ratings.

But does she want another reality show? "It would have to be the right one," she said, while making clear she wishes to stay on TV. And not alone. "I'm sure you will see my kids again at some point," she said.

I won't be watching.

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Kate Gosselin "Freaking Out" About Kate Plus 8 Cancellation, Cries in Bed at Night

aliciatext@gmail.com (Cheesus) — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 13:10:37 EST

Most people breathed a sigh of relief when they heard that Kate Gosselin and her eight children weren’t going to be throwing b!tch fits on TV for much longer, but now without Kate Plus 8, they’ll just b!tch IRL.

Kate complained to People that she and her brood were totally unprepared for the show’s cancellation and she doesn’t know how she’ll support them.

“I’m freaking out. Big time. My kids weren’t ready. Nobody was...After the show was canceled, I said, ‘I’ll go back to my old nursing job.’ If nothing comes up, I’ll do it. But the scary reality is, 12-hour nursing shifts every day wouldn’t let me continue to provide well for me eight kids.”

And where’s Jon in this situation? He needs to get off his lazy @ss and contribute something else to society besides giving Ed Hardy the core chunk of its income. I’m sure Kate and her kids have a pretty extravagant lifestyle now that they'll need to trim down, but eight children are bound to be a big money suck in general.

The saddest part of this situation is, as always, the effect on the Gosselin children. You can totally tell they're going to have tooons of issues later on.

“When [Collin] learned of the show’s cancellation he said ‘I feel like crying but I can’t.’ I said, ‘Because you don’t want anyone to see your tears?’ and he said yes. So I said ‘Cry when you’re in bed and nobody’s looking. That’s what I do.”

I know that it’s the epitome of a sob story, but still. Wow. I feel sad for them.

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