I can't be the only one stunned by Katharine McPhee's incomparable comeback. The woman practically came back from the dead. McPhee lost American Idol like 13 years ago to some loser who only one because of websites like Vote For the Worst.

A failed music career and a few small roles later, Katharine is headlining one of the biggest shows on television, NBC's "Smash". Now I'm speaking way too soon, but I wouldn't be surprised to see this chick pick up some big awards within a year. I'm talkin' Golden Globes, Screen Actors' Guild, Critics Choice crap, sh!t like that!

I'm no Katharine fan, but check out what she says in the new issue of Self magazine.

On her "Smash" fitness routine:  “I do a five-hour dance rehearsal. I feel it in my thighs and calves, but it’s so stop-and-go. I miss my real workout … I love my body when I’m in the best shape I can be in. It feels good to be strong.”

On riding subways in NYC: “Smash has a set in Brooklyn, and on my first day of work, I said, ‘I’m going to be a real New Yorker, get there on my own and not spend $30 on a cab.’ But I went the wrong way on the subway, and when I asked for directions, the person in the booth was mean to me. So I ended up crying and in a cab anyway. Now the show sends a van for me.”

On how she relaxes: “If I’m not too exhausted, my husband [Nick Cokas] and I go out for a nice neighborhood dinner. Or we do leftovers, maybe lentils and turkey burgers, then Pinkberry for peanut butter yogurt.”

I seriously can not remember seeing so many promos for a single show as I've seen for NBC's new series, Smash. Katharine McPhee plays the lead. There's just something about losing American Idol, which she competed on in 2006, that catapults singers to A-list superstardom.

Katharine has an amazing voice and she's beautiful, but that wasn't enough to make anyone care about her. Her albums didn't sell, and she had very small parts in a few movies, and now she is the main star of a show that has Steven Spielberg as an executive producer. NICE!

McPhee is promoting her new show in the March issue of GQ magazine. In her interview, Katharine explains why Smash appeals to both sexes.

"I can understand why guys wouldn't be into Glee. You know, that's a pretty heavy musical show. That show does, like, six songs in an episode. We'll do, at most, three."

She also told her interviewer: "What if I tell your readers that in episode five I take off all my clothes? I mean...no. But can't we just say that?"

I feel like Smash will be a hit. It just has to be! NBC needs to earn back all of the revenue it spent on advertising for this friggin' show. I think Kat is way off, though, if she thinks straight guys will be tuning in.

Katharine McPhee is still blonde and it still looks really bad on her.

Her platinum is borderline white in some spots and she just can not pull it off. Katharine's locks are too bleached and her eye makeup is too heavy. I also don't know why Kat doesn't walk the red carpet with her ugly old, balding husband. Is she ashamed? Probably not, but I know I would be.

Ever the articulate has been, Katharine McPhee weighs in on Paula Abdul's replacement. While performing for a Los Angeles Regional Foodbank benefit concert on Monday night, McPhee said that it "wouldn't surprise" her if Simon Cowell also left Idol.

Katharine claims that Simon, Randy and Paula have been judging "for so many years," so it's natural that some  of 'em may want to go. She's apparently unaware of how badly Paula wanted to stay!

Kat says,

"People try to figure out the real stories and I'm like, 'Who cares? She wants to go.' I imagine some of the crazed fans who love Idol and don't want it to change at all would be upset, but I think it's a great changeup."

Katharine says that Ellen brings "the cool factor" and she can't explain what's so cool about her, but she just is."You can go around and around and say, 'What can she bring to the show?' but she's just cool!"

Yet another reason why I've never had McPheever. "Who cares? She wants to go," Katharine speaks about shiz she knows nothing about. What is she, a gossip blogger?

I have never had McPheever. Longtime POTP readers know this. Katharine McPhee is a great singer, but her preference for a balding 'grandfather' for a husband has turned me off. She's also a conceited b*tch and a has been.

So what does a smart has been do? One of the simplest ways to get attention is to dye or cut your hair. Well the American Idol runner-up has done both, and she looks completely ridiculous!

Yo Katharine, I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Gwen Stefani has one of the best bleached blonde hairdos of all time. Of all time!

Today feels like a slow news day and it's filled with Kate Gosselin and Carrie Prejean and ugh. Then I found this lil gem. Katharine McPhee is walking the street and getting hounded by WAY more paparazzi than she's worth when a crazy homeless lady comes in and handles her business.

The hilarity goes down at around the 1:05 mark. This b*tch is boss.

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Gawd, I hope Katharine McPhee and her fug husband, Nick Cokas, found other ways to celebrate her birthday besides Viagra sex. Katharine McPhee has never been spotted with a friend, ever! She's just seen walking around with her dog or her balding husband. He's got her hypnotized. She's just tragic. Maybe if she had friends they would have told her she shouldn't settle for the first 42 year-old child molester who proposes to her.

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Surf's up for Katharine McPhee and new hubby Nick Cokas. The newlyweds took a leisurely stroll yesterday on their honeymoon in Hawaii, stopping at a local Gucci store later to pick up a handbag.

This just kinda freaks me out with the age difference cause she looks like she's making out with her dad!

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In a dazzling, star studded event that drew fellow A-listers such as Kellie Pickler and Rumer Willis, Katharine McPhee and 42 year-old Nick Cokas said "I do" on Saturday.

At 23, Katharine knows that it doesn't get any better than a man with a crooked nose and loose testicles. Kat said, "(Nick) is the love of my life. This is a once in a lifetime occasion and everything is just perfect."

McPhee wore a strapless ivory Manuel Mota gown and Neil Lane jewels (diamond and platinum chandelier earrings and diamond and platinum bracelets), while Cokas wore an Armani tuxedo.

McPhee and Cokas met in 2005. The two quietly got engaged last year when Cokas presented her with a custom-designed round brilliant cut platinum and diamond engagement ring.

Congratulations, Katharine! I'm sure she's happy and I wish her many long, sexy nights filled with hot, passionate Viagra sex and even more anniversaries to come.

Who lied to Kat? Bitch thinks she's on the C-List, but she thrives on the D-List. As if getting dropped from her record label or tea bagging her fiance's sagging nuts wasn't enough, it appears that no one has McPheever.

The American Idol reject has been trying to sell photos of her upcoming February wedding with Mr Fugly and Balding Nick Cokas, but no one cares. Katharine was asking for $60,000, an amount I think is tiny considering that $1 million is the norm for exclusive, intimate celebrity events.

The NY Daily reports the has been has been turned down. - heh! I love it. I'm such a dork.

"That's a ridiculous amount," snorts the source. "She was turned down by People, In Touch and OK! magazines."

Ooooh ooooh baby! :) I don't like this whore. However, luckily for Kat, now that everyone could care less about her, her marriage has a better chance of lasting without all the media scrutiny.