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I don't really look at CNN as being the go-to source for a good New Year"s Eve special, but I guess I missed some good entertainment from Kathy Griffin. She sounds a little tipsy in the clip below, where she drops a f*ck bomb, so I'm not sure if she's drunk or just stuck on stupid.

A CNN insider said Kathy was "a total embarrassment to the network that calls themselves 'The Most Trusted Name in News.' Even Anderson (Cooper, her co-host) thinks it's time to say goodbye to Kathy."

I dig Kathy because she has no filter, and will talk some crazy smack whenever she sees fit. She had also joked about "needing a "bump" of cocaine and asked Cooper if he pleasured himself while looking in the mirror." Anybody who asks Anderson Cooper if he watches himself while jacking off during a live broadcast is a hero in my mind.

Like that's even a question. It's AC the silver fox we're talking about. Of course he looks at himself while tugging his turkey neck! Nobody loves Anderson like he loves himself.

Kathy Griffin is the newest comedian turned reality TV talent competition judge or host.

The redhead with the voice like nails on a chalkboard is hosting a new dance competition reality show on ABC. Let's Dance will feature celebrity contestants reenacting famous routines from past music videos, movies and musicals. The show will premiere after the finale of Dancing With the Stars on Nov. 23.

The winning team will receive a $250k grand prize for their favorite charity.

Let's Dance will only be running for five episodes, but it exemplifies how pathetic and money hungry the ABC network is. They know how to beat a dead horse till it bleeds and files a lawsuit. *Crickets chirping.*

This show sounds like it needs some serious Kathy Griffin fierceness in order to possibly be successful. Luv ya, Kathy!

Kathy Griffin loves to talk about the Gosselin family; and apparently she loves to impersonate them too.

Kathy put on a strange looking Kate Gosselin wig and played the mother of eight in this video spoof. Kathy has the whole hair toss down pat, but I think Jon Gosselin's appearance and lines were my favorite part.

Kathy Griffin shocked everyone with a pulse as she held hands with Britstol Palin's baby daddy, Levi Johnston, on the red carpet at the Teen Choice Awards.

They make a cute couple! Ha. But they're not dating. Yes, some reporters actually speculated - what an insult to Kathy.

Levi Johnston always looks uncomfortable when he's in front of the cameras, so it's great that he's breaking outta his shy shell. You know K. Griffin told him to kiss her, and she probably enjoyed it. I know I would.

Kathy keeps getting hotter these days and it's adorable that they're matching. Take that, Sarah! I can see the fumes coming outta your ears from my house.

The 5th season of Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-list premieres tonight at 10 p.m. on Bravo. Kathy's reality show gets better and better.

Kathy Griffin talks to TV Guide.com about what's in store this season. Set your TiVos and DVRs, all.

TVGuide.com: What other guest-stars can we expect to see this season?
Griffin: All the guests that were on this year [were] so cool to spend time with. And these are people you've always wanted to meet. Rapper T.I. — I didn't even know who he was until I met him at the Grammys and I was like, "Who is that guy that looks like a bank robber?" Lily Tomlin [and I] were working together. Then there's everybody from Gloria Estefan to Rosie O'Donnell. I went to Paula Deen's house in Savannah where she cooked for me.

TVGuide.com: How about those pics we saw of you and Paris in bikinis?
Griffin: I decided that in addition to a Grammy, I really need to immerse myself where I belong — in young Hollywood. And I need all that goes along with that, meaning, I should be bangin' someone from The Hills. And if that means Heidi and Spencer, so be it. But yeah, Paris Hilton epitomizes young Hollywood, so we went shopping together, which is a long, hard workday for her. But she taught me a thing or two about young Hollywood, and I think I taught her a thing or two about how to have a smokin' hot body. She got schooled that day.

TVGuide.com: Does your love life come up at all in the upcoming episodes?
Griffin: We really don't see my love life. I'm still trying to get over my relationship with Nick Carter of the Backstreet Boys. It may have been one date, but for me, it was an entire relationship. So I'm going to try to get that started up again at some point, or at least Aaron Carter. And I also think Jon from Jon & Kate Plus 8 will be available soon.

TVGuide.com: We should start a publicity-generating rumor that you're Jon's mistress.
Griffin: I would love to. Or that I'm the other woman with Kate — because she's got the lesbian haircut circa Rosie O'Donnell right after The Rosie O'Donnell Show. Actually, I think that haircut is causing her more problems than the husband. It's a toss up. I'm certainly not a fashionista, but even I want to even it out. It looks like one of those kids got a hold of the scissors.

TVGuide.com: How about doing one of those celebrity reality shows to get some buzz, like Dancing with the Stars?
Griffin: They've asked me to do it, but I can't even touch my toes. And let me tell you the basic flaw with Dancing with the Stars: People shouldn't be hospitalized the first week of rehearsal. You have all these celebrities, that can't dance anyways, doing it for whatever reason — to put on a bedazzled, gay outfit — I get that part. But I'm not going to Cedar Sinai for it. I'm happy to go on a silly show, but I'm not going to break a bone for it. If I'm going to break any bones, it's going to be for My Life on the D-List for that Emmy.

TVGuide.com: You could always eat bugs on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!.
Griffin: I've eaten so much sh-t in Hollywood that eating a bug wouldn't be all that bad.

Strains of STDs are mutating all over Kathy's body right now cause she touched tongues with one of the biggest skanks on the whole wide world universe earth planet! This picture is great though. It was worth it.

Kathy Griffin filmed a segment for her reality show "My Life on the D-List" with Paris Hilton yesterday.

The two went shopping on Robertson Blvd, one of the paparazzi's fave spot for great candid shots of fame whores. Can't wait for the episode! Kathy's outfit is adorable. Paris Hilton's wig has also grown on me, too.

Stay tuned until the very end where Kathy Griffin yells, "I'm working! "I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!" Anti-climatic, but still fun nonetheless.

Kathy reveals all in the new issue of Fitness magazine.

"I've been off the junk, as I call it, for five years. I've had face lift, eye job and all that stuff five years ago.

"What I found, though, was that it didn't help me one bit," Griffin says. "It didn't get me happier or didn't make me look particularly younger."

"I really thought ageism is so prevalent in Hollywood, especially in standup �" it's such a male dominated zone," she says. "I thought, 'Dammit, I got to do everything I can to look my best.'"

"For example, if you work in an office, you're probably going to do the same job if you're 10 pounds heavier or lighter," Griffin goes on. "I'm not talking about anorexia or obesity �" those are obviously two different animals.

"But I spent 20 years of my life obsessing about 10, 15 pounds, and what I found as a comedian ... is that nobody expected me to come out in a bikini anyway," she says. "I've never lost a job because of my weight, and I've certainly never gotten a job because of my cosmetic surgery or my weight."

She says she has come to accept her body over the years.

"I'll say to my younger friends, 'C'mon, I have a hot body, right?' I mean, not a hot body Hollywood-style... but it's hot for 47.

"So that's my new thing �" I like my body now," Griffin adds. "For 47, it's pretty darn good.

Kathy has decided to save the face. Smart move! She's already on the cartoonish looking side. Everytime I see her, especially when she raises her eyebrows, I'm thinking OUCH! Doesn't she look like she's in pain and her skin is just too tight?

But her body is completely amazing for being 47. Great boobs, nice abs, thin arms and legs. Kathy's hot; plus, when you're funny, you don't have to be that attractive - you get, like, 10 bonus points for being able to make people laugh.
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On her ex, Apple co-founder billionaire Steve Wozniak.

"We were dating, but were just friendly. I never fucked him or anything!"

I know this came out on Monday, but it was too good for me to pass up. That's why he dumped your ass, Kathy, and married someone else! My gawd, I would bang Steve and I think he's fug as hell. His poo is filled with 4-carat diamonds and his sperm is laced with liquid gold.