Bristol Palin gave her ghostwriter a new assignment when she asked him or her to pen a blog slamming Obama for supporting gay marriage. Bristol's new blog post has the same tone and style of some of her other posts that she also didn't write.

JWoww is upset with Bristol and she's not the only one. Samantha Ronson wrote the perfect scathing response. A few others also didn't hesitate to sound off on Twitter.

• Samantha Ronson: "'We know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home.' really bristol palin? how's your kid doing?"

• Sherri Shepherd: "Sara Palin educated Bristol... and not blaming Bristol, but I'm blaming Bristol being young & not excercising good judgment."

• Lo Bosworth: "Bristol Palin - you so silly, girl."

• Perez Hilton: "‏I think I need to give Bristol Palin a good massage. Girlfriend needs to RELAX!!!"

• Amber Riley: "We support you @BarackObama and commend you for taking a stand. #equalityforall #loveislove #gleesupportsObama"

• Lea Michele Tweeted an "Amen" to Amber's Tweet.

• Kathy Griffin: "Yep! & don't b fooled, she & Sarah LIVE 4 it! RT @Frankr0d: R u going 2 talk about Bristol Palin on the KATHY show unite?"

When was the last time you've seen Kathy Griffin, 51, look this happy? Here's a photo that was taken of Kathy as she and her boyfriend left Boa Steakhouse in Los Angeles. Boa is a paparazzi magnet, so Kathy made sure that she was lookin' her best for the photo op.

Kathy has said on several occasions that she doesn't want children and she doesn't want to get married.

Personally, it makes no sense for folks to get married if they don't want kids, and Kathy doesn't even want to get married! She can date any guy she wants to, no matter how old he is, because she's grounded not desperate. JHo on the other hand is in love and wants to marry Casper Smart, while Kathy (based upon the smile on her face alone), is just in it for the sex!

DO KATHY AND HER BOYFRIEND MAKE A HOT COUPLE?

Photo: Pacific Coast News

Comedian Kathy Griffin has decided to follow in the creepy footsteps of Jim Carrey by declaring herself the queen of all Beliebers in a hilarious YouTube clip.

Kathy Griffin In Love With Justin Bieber

Kathy declares her undying love and desire to "go steady" with Justin Bieber in a video shot in the same hostage-style close-up as Carrey's unsettling ode to Emma Stone. "You are all the way beautiful," Kathy tells Justin. "Even with those lesbian bangs." She also says that she'd like to make babies with the Biebs, provided she has "even one egg left." And her description of the sex...well let's just say it's much funnier and less creepy than Carrey's rant.

Watch the video for an idea of what Jim failed to do with his own attempt at comedy.

Like one year after Kathy Griffin said that Bristol Palin is fat, "She's like the white Precious," Sarah Palin has issued a response. Palin was getting her attention fix by going on Fox News and saying:

“Kathy Griffin can do anything to me or say anything about me, because you know, she’s kind of this – she’s a 50-year-old adult bully is really what she is. She’s kind of a has-been comedian and she can do those things to me. I would just ask for respect of my children. As she had stated on CNN that her New Year’s resolution was to destroy my 16-year-old daughter, that takes it a little too far. Kathy, pick on me, come up to Alaska and pick on me, but leave my kids alone.”

Hmmm. Kathy Griffin is a bully but Sarah Palin is not? And how does one "respect of" something?! I have respect of our President. I don't have respect of Sarah Palin. And in case Sarah didn't know, Kathy was already in Alaska, that's where she and Levi Johnston talked sh!t about Sarah's dumb a*s. If anyone votes for this braindead attention whore when she runs for President, it's important to know that all of Sarah's press conferences and interviews will be given about every subject imaginable. Her goal is to get attention and point fingers instead of actually saying something of any value or attempting to solve a problem.

Jump in for the video. Sarah still struggles to put words in the English language together cohesively without pausing to think of what syllable should come out next.

Gay men and trannies across America are sobbing huge mascara streaks down their face today. The time has come for the final curtain call on Kathy Griffin's show “My Life on the D-List.” Kathy spoke with People magazine about her decision to end the show.

"It was a really tough decision because I think of the D-List as pretty much my baby for the last six seasons and I also think it was really time to stop doing it. Reality is great, but I really didn't set out to be a reality star. So now it's time to spread my wings and show that I'm a little different than Kate Gosselin.

"I'm not saying better, but maybe separate myself from the pack a little bit."

Just because her show is ending doesn't mean we won't see more Kathy Griffin. Bravo has enlisted her to host four comedy specials, which will air quarterly throughout the year.

Wipe away the mascara boys, everything will be okay.

At the VH1 Divas event in San Diego over the weekend, Kathy Griffin made a fat joke about Bristol Palin. Kathy said that Bristol was “the only contestant in the history of [DWTS] to actually gain weight… she gained like 30 pounds a week… she’s like the white Precious.” Naturally Bristol has responded. This time around Bristol didn't allow her ghostwriter, who has a vast vocabulary and makes older pop culture references, to write a response that Bristol would claim she had penned herself.

Bristol released the following statement to Fox News: “The audience’s reaction to this ‘comedian’ spoke volumes, and the decent people I know would probably have booed her, too. I hope people didn’t have to pay money to hear her negativity and criticisms.”

Bristol is stupid!!!!!!! Uh, Kathy performed FOR THE TROOPS which is code for "FREE!" No one in the VH1 Divas audience spent money to watch her show. I also watched Kathy perform in LA the other month and she told the same joke about Bristol, people laughed, no one cared, and everyone in the audience paid for tickets, except for me cause I worked the red carpet. Kathy was being real: Bristol is fat, there, I said it.

Doesn't "named after Bristol Bay" chick know that comedy show attendees pay to hear "negativity and criticisms" delivered with humor, which is all that Sarah Palin and Bristol do - b!tch, complain, whine, moan, and try to convince us that they're the last great American heroes. The only comedy the Palins provide is trying to get us to believe we can't distinguish that they have a 4th grade vocabulary when they speak and their ghostwriters use words they can't pronounce. Maybe celebrities should stop giving the Palins new comments to "refutiate."

You know Kathy is just happy that her joke got Bristol upset and she was able to call Bristol a fatty on television. She really hates the Palins. Love her! Mission accomplished.

You heard it here first folks, I think Suze Orman and Kathy Griffin may be in a romantic lesbian relationship. This morning one of my friends sent a text about Suze Orman's Facebook pics with Kathy G, which we've posted after the jump.

Suze is flashing a ring on her wedding finger and Kathy's left hand is hidden.

In the photos, the two women look as happy, close, and relaxed together as two women who spend their nights scissoring and finger painting - I won't explain that joke, but the perverse should have no problem figuring out what that means: Think of what happens to chicks every 28 days.

Anyway, I think Kathy and Suze are having all kinds of exciting lezzie sex and I think they look cute together. Suze posted the pics on her Facebook in an album titled "Happy Birthday Kathy G." She also captioned a photo with "HAPPY BDAY GIRLFRIEND," a declaration that forensics specialists would call "a smoking gun," according to my bullsh!tology degree. Who needs confessions or DNA samples when people incriminate themselves on Facebook everyday!

Kathy’s mother Maggie has just moved into an old folks’ home, where scandal erupted, thanks to the manor’s newsletter. It referred to Kathy’s New Year’s Eve appearance with Anderson Cooper, where she dropped f-bombs during the live broadcast. In a sarcastic tone, the newsletter said, “[Maggie] must be very proud.” Maggie wants some damage control, as she doesn’t want to be known as the mother of the daughter who desperately needs her mouth washed out with soap.

Kathy gets the idea to put on a talent show at the manor, and she promises her mother not to do any dirty stand-up. In lieu of stand-up, Maggie wants her daughter to sing a song. In accordance with her mother’s wishes, Kathy gets some vocal training from a Broadway conductor and Broadway star Kristin Chenowith. Despite the fact that Kathy did choir in high school (and even sang the old song “Shenandoah” as a solo), she’s no Kristin. Her voice is painful to hear, but the enthusiasm is there, jazz hands and all.

This week, Kathy works on several projects. She solves the mystery of her missing food, finds a new pet to replace her recently departed dog, and finally gets her home renovations finished.

Kathy Griffin first notices her candied malt balls are missing. Looking to solve the mystery, she sets up a nanny cam to find the culprit. We find out Tom, Kathy’s tour manager, has been eating Kathy’s food—Amstel Light, Kit Kat bars, a whole jar of peanut butter, among other stuff. He has conversations with Kathy and sings her songs in his druggy state, but has no recollection of any of it. But the most bizarre aspect of Tom’s behavior is his manner of dress—he wears gloves but no pants during his sleep snacking. (Side note: Kids, please don’t take Ambien. That sh*t is like a legal hallucinogenic, except it’s not the fun kind. And it makes you fat.)

Kathy, ever the helpful boss, hires a psychotherapist who specializes in anxiety issues. Tom has been previously diagnosed with trichotillomania (TTM), which is a fancy way of saying he has a hair-pulling habit. The therapist suggests

Kathy Griffin decides she needs to do something besides tell jokes at charity events. She admits that she bombs at the shows, as they’re too “stuffy.” Instead, she wants to get a public pap smear in front of a huge crowd on live television.

When Kathy tells her mother Maggie the news, Maggie is understandably horrified, saying, “That’s disgusting.” But hey, if your daughter is spreading her legs in front of you and cajoling you into taking a look, the positive message behind the Public Spreading gets lost.

Kathy’s secondary goal is to sell out three shows at Madison Square Garden. She has a book signing in New York and makes the usual TV appearances—Good Day New York, Wendy Williams, and Joy Behar. In the end, Kathy sells out all three shows at the Garden. We saw only a couple of minutes of the show, probably because it was all Bravo could get away with airing without incurring hefty FCC fines.

Before Kathy spreads for public, she meets with some cervical cancer survivors. One woman was told that she would never have children, and she was sitting on the couch holding her third baby. While the women aren’t terribly keen on Kathy’s methods of spreading awareness (pun intended), ultimately they support her way of raising cervical cancer awareness.

Before her vaginal debut, Kathy decides to get waxed and “vajazzled” (which is about as awful as it sounds.) The day comes, and Kathy shows up in a bikini and shows off her star-shaped vajazzled rhinestones on her vagina.

Kathy’s lack of self-consciousness was incredible. She was lucky to have the doctor performing the pap smear talk to Kathy through the actions, as this has been known to make female patients more comfortable. Ultimately pap smears are a quick and relatively painless process. One woman in the audience expressed that Kathy helped her learn more about her own body, as female pelvic health had never really been discussed in her family.

Despite Kathy’s unorthodox methods in spreading cervical cancer awareness (much like last week’s Washington hobnobbing), she ultimately affected positive change, her goal from the very beginning. It’s the sort of thing only Ms. Cut a Bitch could get away with.

Next week: Ambien sleep eating!