
Yeah, ya, ya, Katie’s sweet and all, but bitch is weird. She has the oddest, granny-like fashion choices, no friends except for her master, Tom, and she keeps cutting off her locks. You can tell she has no personality and probably thinks going out after 10 p.m. is a sin.



Katie Holmes just had her bob chopped off into a shaggy, pixie-esque crop. The actress, who’s turned into something of a style chameleon this year, was spotted in New York on the way to a stage rehearsal for her new Broadway show showing off her new ‘do – turning heads of passers-by, and the assembled paparazzi.
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Two-year-old Suri Cruise has regular pedicures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom Cruise has revealed that his two-year-old daughter Suri has regular pedicures. Apparently, mom Katie loves to indulge in luxurious spa treatments - and has recruited her toddler daughter as a salon buddy.
Tom reveals, “I’m just amazed by Suri. She loves to dance and sing, get her nails done with her mom - really beautiful.”
It’s flip flop time and I haven’t even had my first pedi for the summer yet. I’m so jealous.
Crazy Cruise and Katie are totally wasting their money. It’s not like a two-year-old needs anyone to scrub away at all the dead skin, fungus and corns upon corns like they have to do when I go to my salon. Then they light about half a dozen candles and spray Febreeze around the station when they’re done fixing my feet. The stench alone from the crust between my toes fills the room for at least half an hour. That’s why they always put me in the very back corner. Just kidding, I demand they seat me in the front if they don’t want me to tell all my girl friends not to go there.
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Katie Holmes is heading to Broadway this fall!
The actress will costar with John Lithgow, Dianne Wiest, and Patrick Wilson in the revival of Arthur Miller’s All My Sons. She will play Wilson’s fiancee in the WWII-era drama about a businessman (Lithgow) whose factory sold faulty parts to the U.S. Military during World War II, resulting in the deaths of 21 pilots.

Just look at how excited she is to be photographed! Suri’s gonna be one scandalous bitch, happy to be chased by the paparazzi. These tots are gonna pick up where Brit Brit left off. Suri loves this shit.
Suri is a fan of musicals!The two-year-old joined parents Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes for the Broadway show Hairspray May 2 — because she loves the flick!
“Suri was so sweet in her little velvet and taffeta dress,” the show’s star, Jenifer Lewis told the New York Daily News Friday. Cruise and Holmes surprised Lewis by telling her that Hairspray is Suri’s favorite video.
Screw Shiloh and her sixhead, Suri Cruise is a living doll! The former fugly ass baby has blossomed into a little bundle of perfection. She is so gorgeous!
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