Katie Holmes performed 'Whatever Lola Wants' at A Fine Romance Benefit for the Motion Picture and Television Fund in L.A. Tuesday night and got hubby Tom Cruise in on the act. I'm glad it was for charity and Katie doesn't plan on giving up her amazing acting career.

I keep seeing other websites boast about Tom Cruise's dance moves in this video. What f*cking dance moves? He sits on a bench, throws himself on the floor, and dips Katie at the end. Quit fluffing Tom's c*ck. He's not gonna send Xenu after you if you say his dance skills suck. Just don't talk about his height.

It is REALLY time for Katie Holmes to get herself knocked up again!

Katie's trying to re-live the glory months of when she was breastfeeding someone other than Tom Cruise and Suri actually had to be held because she wasn't walking yet.

But Suri Cruise is turning four years old in less than a week and there's no need for Katie's mini-me to be extremely sheltered to the point where she doesn't even have socks on half the time. How the hell can the poor (as in extremely wealthy) kid even walk without shoes during Katie's photo opp excursions, even if she wants to? If she's becoming a major brat, it's because Katie and Tom are training her to be one. I just love Suri, though. Don't cross her.

... for the day. Suri Cruise has swagger and she's here to represent.

Why is Suri walking around with an umbrella when there's no rain in sight? Because she wants to God damn it!

Katie Holmes' spoiled brat drinks out of a wine glass and rocks a purse that costs more than some folks' paycheck, and she's not slowing down any time soon. Suri's the boss lady and she was spotted roaming the New York streets dressed up like a ballerina. Suri has yet to be spotted in a pair of pants because Katie and Tom say that she loves dresses. Good reasoning! Toddlers should always pick out their attire no matter what.

If Tom Cruise can control his Stepford Wife Katie, than Suri Cruise can do the same with her mother. Suri Cruise is always photographed wearing dresses in cold weather without a jacket, rocking high heels, lipstick, and having messy hair. She is clearly the HBIC in the Cruise household and now she's drinking out of a wine glass? I bow down.

Things are getting pretty tense at Katie Holmes' house. Sources say that Tom and Katie have frequent fights because Tommy wants another child but Katie thinks 3-year-old Suri is getting too spoiled.

"He lets her do anything she wants, from eating cupcakes for breakfast to drawing on the walls. He never says no to her.”

“Some days, Suri won’t even let Katie touch her hair.” And the staff are too frightened of losing their jobs to stand in Suri’s way.

Tom has already replaced his mahogany paneling twice due to Suri making it her canvas. In another year or two I wouldn't be surprised to see pics of Suri rocking her Louis Vuitton bags and talking on her cell phone. I can't wait.

Speaking of spoiled brats, here's a kid that is gonna be hell on wheels when she gets older if her parents can't even get her to stop drinking from a bottle. Suri Cruise was photographed getting tipsy on a bottle while sitting on Katie Holmes' lap during a break from filming a movie in New York City.

The kid is three frickin' years old and wears high heels, yet they can't wean her off the bottle? Because they're famous and all, Dr. Jennifer Shu has put her two cents in about Suri's drinking habit.

"By the time kids are nine months old, they have the physical development and mouth coordination necessary to be able to drink out of a sippy cup or a cup with straw."

It's probably a hard habit to break because behind closed doors, Tom Cruise still drinks from a baby bottle himself. Not only that, but he also wears a diaper and makes Katie hold his ankles up and wipe his butt. Actually, it would be nice to pee yourself and have somebody clean you up and throw a little baby powder on your a*s.

Katie Holmes has allegedly won the battle against her dictator hubby, Tom Cruise. Tom and Katie have had "huge problems and arguments" over what preschool to enroll their future money maker in.

Katie won, and Scientology may have to wait for now. Katie's twin will be attending the Catholic Charities Yawkey Centre For Early Education And Learning in Boston. Hmmm... if they can teach Suri that heels are for hookers and letting a grown up brush your hair is a good thing, then I'm all for it.

Here's more pictures of Suri Cruise walking around in the cold without wearing a jacket. As a soCal native, whenever I'm outside and it's below 70, I run from building to building because 'it's freezing!' Suri makes it look so simple.

Tommy boy has loosened the leash on Katie Holmes and she's gracing the cover of the November issue of Elle magazine. I'm waiting for the day when she rebels against mad Scientologist Tom, and does a highly offensive photo shoot for Hustler.

In the Women in Hollywood issue Katie talks about her family life, movies she likes and having Suri on set with her for her Broadway show.

On family life: “In my own life, my whole world really revolves around family. I do what I need to do, but it’s like, ‘How is everybody else doing?’ And it’s wonderful for me as an actress to put some of that into a character.”

As a working mom on the Broadway set of All My Sons: “Suri would sit in my lap in the makeup chair. She’d hand the wig lady the bobby pins.“

On the genre of film she loves most: “It can be any genre. I even like vampire movies – they just have to be well done. I want to believe in the characters. The minute it starts to feel not real, I’m not interested.”

She has to say she likes Vampire movies because spaz boy Tom Cruise starred in one! If she doesn't mention Tom at least once in an interview, he'll vanish her to the basement and have her work on creating the perfect Xenu baby with some preserved L. Ron Hubbard sperm.

Toddler Gone Wild! Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are turning their cutie Suri Cruise into a woman! The three year-old has been photographed in lipstick and high heels and it's all very frightening.

Suri's hair also needs to be tamed. Do they know how to control her? On different occasions Katie Holmes or Tom has said that Suri LOVES to wear skirts and she's such a girly girl. That's cute and all but it's obvious that Suri is the HBIC in their house. It wouldn't be surprising if the future rebel will be working for a P.I.M.P. down the road.

Check out Katie Holmes performing on "So You Think You Can Dance" last night. She was performing to help the Dizzy Feet Foundation, which helps talented and underprivileged dancers get a dance education. Katie was doing a rendition of Judy Garland's 'Happy Feet' and did alright.  But she's no Judy Garland.

So You Think You Can Dance producer Nigel Lythgoe says that Katie Holmes will perform on Thursday's SYTYCD elimination show.

He said,

“It’s about a charity [but] I do not have the status. It’s just not legal to talk about it at the moment,” he explained.

But Lythgoe, who is rumored to be directing Holmes in choreography by Tyce Diorio, did spill another juicy tidbit.

“Katie is a small part of what is going on,” he said. “It’s more than Katie.”

Katie Holmes is rumored to be dancing in a tribute to Judy Garland's "Get Happy" from Summer Stock. Hmmm...