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I Dunno What Suri Cruise Needs More?

 

Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' human prop, is photographed nearly every day. Daddy likes it. In fact, Tom Cruise said,

I have to say some of those paparazzi shots of my daughter are incredible. As a parent you protect your children but Suri is a very open and warm child.

But what effect is the perpetual picture taking having on this poor little girl who's becoming all growed up in front of the stalkerazzi? Unlike many child stars, Suri's parents make no attempts to keep her away from the paps. Ever. I think it's pretty sad.

The pics above and below were all taken over the Thanksgiving weekend. Suri needs a vacay.

 

The Cutest Celebuspawn in, Like, Ever

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There's Nothing Stepford Wife About This Look

Katie Holmes accomplishes quite a breathtaking feat - making herself look as fugly as possible on the opening night of her Broadway show All My Sons.Reviews of Katie's performance are mixed:

â€"Newsday: "She's is earnest and pretty, like a talented girl in a school play."

â€"Chicago Tribune : "You can't take your eyes off her."

â€"The New York Times: "Ms. Holmes delivers most of her lines with meaningful asperity, italicizing every word."

â€"Entertainment Weekly: "After a painfully awkward first scene, she relaxes a bit…"

â€"Daily News: "Holmes, a TV and film vet, makes a fine Broadway debut. Her rather grand speech pattern takes getting used to, but she seems comfortable and adds a fitting glint of glamour."

â€"Variety: "She handles her role … with neither distinction nor embarrassment."

It's Time For Some Suri Cruise

Suri is beyond adorable. Just look at her pushing her bear in a stroller!

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Project Runway's Tim Gunn Says Katie Holmes' Rolled Jeans Are Confusing

"I have to say, Katie Holmes has become so much more sophisticated in so many ways, but I think she's in a dip right now. I can't explain it. She ascended from this tomboyish waif look to an incredible sexy sophisticate. We realize how much style she's capable of. I don't get it."

Tom Cruise wants Katie Holmes to look fugly whenever she's not his arm piece at some premiere or party. You know he lays out her clothes every night or tells her what to put on whenever he's not home. She is a doormat. A fugly, saggy doormat, the reason why some men don't want to get married. Beneath the fug outfits, Katie's gorgeous. Tim speaks da truf!

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Reason Why Some Men Are Afraid to Get Married - Katie Holmes

Many women don't hesitate or resist letting themselves go after they wed. Without a doubt, Katie Holmes is one of dem lazy bitches. She used to be hawt. She used to be sexy. She didn't always look like a 40-year-old lesbian librarian, but that's who she is today. A. Fugly. Ass. Bitch.

Katie is gorgeous, but she's putting in all the effort in the world to successfully hide it. It's tragic. This is not how anyone under the age of 60 with Katie's figure should be dressing. Ever.

Katie Holmes Short New Haircut Pics

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Yeah, ya, ya, Katie's sweet and all, but bitch is weird. She has the oddest, granny-like fashion choices, no friends except for her master, Tom, and she keeps cutting off her locks. You can tell she has no personality and probably thinks going out after 10 p.m. is a sin.

Katie Holmes just had her bob chopped off into a shaggy, pixie-esque crop. The actress, who's turned into something of a style chameleon this year, was spotted in New York on the way to a stage rehearsal for her new Broadway show showing off her new ‘do �" turning heads of passers-by, and the assembled paparazzi.

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Is That Really Necessary?

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Two-year-old Suri Cruise has regular pedicures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tom Cruise has revealed that his two-year-old daughter Suri has regular pedicures. Apparently, mom Katie loves to indulge in luxurious spa treatments - and has recruited her toddler daughter as a salon buddy.

Tom reveals, "I'm just amazed by Suri. She loves to dance and sing, get her nails done with her mom - really beautiful."

It's flip flop time and I haven't even had my first pedi for the summer yet. I'm so jealous.

Crazy Cruise and Katie are totally wasting their money. It's not like a two-year-old needs anyone to scrub away at all the dead skin, fungus and corns upon corns like they have to do when I go to my salon. Then they light about half a dozen candles and spray Febreeze around the station when they're done fixing my feet. The stench alone from the crust between my toes fills the room for at least half an hour. That's why they always put me in the very back corner. Just kidding, I demand they seat me in the front if they don't want me to tell all my girl friends not to go there.

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