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June 19th, 2007 12:36 PM
by Snarky
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Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes

British newspaper The Sun is reporting that Katie Holmes is pregnant with another of Tom's alien babies. Is Xenu Jr. on the way?
She tried to hide her bump under a loose dress as she and Tom celebrated with their pals THE BECKHAMSin Madrid.They were guests of honour at the Bernabeu to watch Becks' last game at Real Madrid â" as his team won the La Liga title.Despite being in the early stages of pregnancy Katie joined the post-match party where £30,000 of booze was downed.
A source said: "Katie and Tom are thrilled about having another baby on the way. She is glowing with happiness."
Ooooh that sure does look like a baby bump!
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June 13th, 2007 10:39 AM
by Firecracker
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Beckhams, Katie Holmes
Katie Holmes' new haircut "the Posh."


Dear Katie,
You'll never be Posh, but hey, Posh will never be Posh either. Victoria has had a lot of work done, work you could never afford and money your Daddy Tom won't ever let you spend. Posh is also a MILF, something you're far from. And Posh has a hot hubby while you have a short crazy telling you what to do and keeping you in his dungeon.
You have a super cute and youthful face, babe. But now you look more like a dude which is what your hubby wants for you. You must not look attractive to any other man and he's accomplished that. Your daddy is pleased, but you need some help. Victoria may disown you any day now. You're downgrading her hairstyle.
<3
Joy A
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I've always called Suri the alien baby because her Dad is nutty, and she did look a lil special pretty much all of the time, but it looks like the fugly has disappeared and Suri has grown into her face. She's way too cute for words!



OMG! Can't believe how cute Suri has become. She really looks like Katie.
May 22nd, 2007 9:30 AM
by Snarky
Tag: Katie Holmes

A blond-haired, blue-eyed fashion student, who claims to be a virgin, has changed her name to Katee Holmes and is launching a porn career in which she'll be deflowered in her first movie.
"It's a really cheap shot," a rep for the actress, who's married to Tom Cruise, told Page Six. But Shy Love, an adult film vet insisted: "Katee is using the name as a tribute to Katie, who has always portrayed an innocence in everything she's done, beginning with 'Dawson's Creek.' "
"I know it's pretty extreme to lose my virginity on camera, but I like the fulfillment and excitement I get from watching porn, so I figured [a movie] was the best place for me to lose it," the not-that-innocent Katee said.
Holmes' camp is weighing her possible recourse. A friend of Katie told us, "It's really kind of sleazy, using her name like that."
She should be flattered someone is using her name to make a place for themselves in the porn industry. At least Katie could watch the porn star Katee and see what it's like to have hot sex and not be violated with anal probes.
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May 2nd, 2007 7:27 PM
by Firecracker
Tag: Katie Holmes

Katie Holmes is currently filming "Mad Money" with co-star Adam Rothenberg, and homegirl is gettin' a lil too excited between scenes.
The twosome has been throwing more into their romantic performances than the movie script calls for.
They shot a scene in which Adam wrapped his arms around Katie's waist, then the two of them had an intimate discussion. They lingered after the director said âcut,' and it got everyone talking.
There's definitely been some off-camera flirting. One day, Katie was touching Adam's arm while they were talking, like girls do when they like somebody."
Sounds sexy! Too bad Katie's probably bent over Tom's knee right now receiving her spanking.
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April 13th, 2007 2:20 PM
by Firecracker
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Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes,
WTF

Crazy Cruise brought out his classic automobile for his photo opp with the paps when he let Katie Holmes out of her dungeon so she could pick at some salad. They had dinner in Beverly Hills the other night and when Tom returned to his car, he just couldn't get it started. It took him a few minutes.
His mute doormat was uncomfortable. She couldn't call him a dumbass like she wanted to. Just look at how deep Katie's sucking in her cheeks. I like it.
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April 6th, 2007 5:32 AM
by Firecracker
Tag: Katie Holmes
What do you think? Katie does always dress like shit really hot. My Grandma would love to raid her closet.


March 27th, 2007 8:15 AM
by Firecracker
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Beckhams, Katie Holmes
Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes will be launching a children's fashion line.

The pair, who have bonded over their love of fashion and motherhood, are planning to combine their skills and passions by designing their own range for children."They are both really excited about this new project. As they are both mothers who love fashion, it couldn't have been more ideal for them."
Mixing a fashionista and a librarian look alike together to design clothes? Posh already has other clothing lines, but I hope she knows she's gonna hate Katie's fashion nonsense.
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