In the new issue of In Touch magazine, they claim that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes may be heading to splitsville. Apparently Katie is tired of being a Stepford wife and wants to be normal again. She should’ve known normalcy was going out the window just knowing Tom is a Scientologist. If she was smart, she would have gone into protective custody after freak boy was jumping on Oprah’s couch professing his love for ‘Kate’.
As the three-year anniversary of her first date with movie star Cruise looms on April 29, sources claim the actress is tired of dressing up as Mrs. Cruise and playing the perfect wife in public. “Of course Katie still loves him (Tom), but she does often feel like the little wife that has to sit there quietly and smile serenely at everything he says.”
But her representative insists all talk of a broken marriage and an unhappy Holmes is ridiculous. A spokeswoman says, “She and her husband enjoy a close and loving relationship.”
It’s only a close relationship because Tom forces Katie to keep her thumb up his ass on a daily basis. Ever since they got together she hasn’t been as bubbly as she used to be and it looks like Tom wants her to have the same hair cut as him. Girl, run for the hills while you can!
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Motherhood is making Jennifer Lopez a little loopy. Well, at least I think so since she wants Tom Cruise to be her children’s godfather. He’s the best she could come up with?
“Tom is delighted. Marc wasn’t sure if it was a good idea to have a Scientologist as the kids’ godfather, especially as he and Jennifer are both Catholic. But in the end Jennifer managed to convince him to agree.” Tom — who has a 2-year-old daughter, Suri, with wife Katie Holmes — has already showered the twins with gifts. The actor reportedly spent around $200,000 on designer christening outfits for Max and Emme, ordered a giant fish tank for their nursery and gave them complete Disney DVD box sets.
Next thing you know Suri Cruise is going to be giving classes to the twins on how to be a good xenu baby. Speaking of alien babies, where the hell has Suri been hiding? Tom’s probably upset that Suri has baby fat and is putting her on a strict diet and workout regime.
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Katie Holmes went out for pizza last night and showed off her new boy cut. Check out this picture…
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Katie Holmes is having a hard time dealing with Tom’s lifestyle and has been getting headaches because of it. Crazy Tom is always on the go like a crack head looking for a fix and Katie just can’t keep up. The poor girl is getting headaches and dizzy spells. I say freak boy Tom is drugging her up to keep her around.
Katie, 29, recently lunched at her favorite eatery, L.A.’s Joan’s on Third, looking exhausted, her skin was pale, and she looked feeble and emaciated. “She gave us a weak smile and wave before leaving out the back door,” an eyewitness at the restaurant says. And when the former ‘Dawson’s Creek’ actress was outside, a confused and unsteady Katie lent against the door frame before her bodyguard carefully guided her into a waiting SUV.
Katie has been suffering dizzy spells regularly, and has been suffering from splitting headaches that make her see black spots and feel faint. Sources say the problem is likely her weight. Although she’s already wafer thin, she feels pressure to be even slimmer and is obsessive about dieting. Although Katie may never admit it, due to Tom Cruise’s boundless energy, sources claim he may be the contributing factor to Katie’s debilitating headaches. Katie’s intense need to live up to the Top Gun star’s expectations, is really taking its toll, both mentally and physically, say sources.
Katie’s like a total robot on constant Tom download since they got together. I miss the old happy chick who would show her boobies in the movies!
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I thought I had heard all the crazy crap in the Tom Cruise / Katie Holmes relationship that I could possibly handle until this little gem of a story came out. Ex-Scientologist Marc Headley says that the church set up a casting call for a Tom Cruise movie in order to find a new chick.
Marc, who used to produce promotional films for the religion said following Tom’s split from Penelope Cruz in 2004, the megastar told his BFF (and head of Scientology) David Miscavige that he was having trouble meeting women. So the church sent out a casting call that said, “There’s an upcoming Tom Cruise movie you might get a part in. Come for an audition.”
There were of course restrictions: You had to be single, pretty and in your twenties.While a few female Scientologists were rounded up — Traffic’s Erika Christensen and CSI: Miami’s Sofia Milos — they were all rejected as Tom focused his attention on bigger stars. “They went for Jennifer Garner, Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba, in that order,” Marc says.
“Jennifer and Jessica didn’t bite but Scarlett took the bait and came in for an audition. When she arrived and found out it was the Scientology Center in Hollywood, she freaked out and didn’t do a tape…”
But Katie Holmes popped into the Scientologist’s minds because she had previously spoken out about her crush on Tom. “They got her to L.A. and introduced her to Tom. The moment he meets her, he’s enthralled with her and he told Miscavige later, “I knew immediately she was the one,” Marc says.
I actually believe all of this considering the Scientologists are a bunch of crazy fuckers. Katie has been in some kind of crazy trance ever since she hooked up with the toothy little midget known as Tom Cruise.
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Suri Cruise gets a lift from mom Katie Holmes Friday at the Grove shopping center in Hollywood, where they picked up a bag of goodies at Pottery Barn Kids.
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