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Suri is beyond adorable. Just look at her pushing her bear in a stroller!

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"I have to say, Katie Holmes has become so much more sophisticated in so many ways, but I think she's in a dip right now. I can't explain it. She ascended from this tomboyish waif look to an incredible sexy sophisticate. We realize how much style she's capable of. I don't get it."

Tom Cruise wants Katie Holmes to look fugly whenever she's not his arm piece at some premiere or party. You know he lays out her clothes every night or tells her what to put on whenever he's not home. She is a doormat. A fugly, saggy doormat, the reason why some men don't want to get married. Beneath the fug outfits, Katie's gorgeous. Tim speaks da truf!

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Many women don't hesitate or resist letting themselves go after they wed. Without a doubt, Katie Holmes is one of dem lazy bitches. She used to be hawt. She used to be sexy. She didn't always look like a 40-year-old lesbian librarian, but that's who she is today. A. Fugly. Ass. Bitch.

Katie is gorgeous, but she's putting in all the effort in the world to successfully hide it. It's tragic. This is not how anyone under the age of 60 with Katie's figure should be dressing. Ever.

Yeah, ya, ya, Katie's sweet and all, but bitch is weird. She has the oddest, granny-like fashion choices, no friends except for her master, Tom, and she keeps cutting off her locks. You can tell she has no personality and probably thinks going out after 10 p.m. is a sin.

Katie Holmes just had her bob chopped off into a shaggy, pixie-esque crop. The actress, who's turned into something of a style chameleon this year, was spotted in New York on the way to a stage rehearsal for her new Broadway show showing off her new ‘do �" turning heads of passers-by, and the assembled paparazzi.

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Two-year-old Suri Cruise has regular pedicures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tom Cruise has revealed that his two-year-old daughter Suri has regular pedicures. Apparently, mom Katie loves to indulge in luxurious spa treatments - and has recruited her toddler daughter as a salon buddy.

Tom reveals, "I'm just amazed by Suri. She loves to dance and sing, get her nails done with her mom - really beautiful."

It's flip flop time and I haven't even had my first pedi for the summer yet. I'm so jealous.

Crazy Cruise and Katie are totally wasting their money. It's not like a two-year-old needs anyone to scrub away at all the dead skin, fungus and corns upon corns like they have to do when I go to my salon. Then they light about half a dozen candles and spray Febreeze around the station when they're done fixing my feet. The stench alone from the crust between my toes fills the room for at least half an hour. That's why they always put me in the very back corner. Just kidding, I demand they seat me in the front if they don't want me to tell all my girl friends not to go there.

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Katie Holmes is heading to Broadway this fall!

The actress will costar with John Lithgow, Dianne Wiest, and Patrick Wilson in the revival of Arthur Miller's All My Sons. She will play Wilson's fiancee in the WWII-era drama about a businessman (Lithgow) whose factory sold faulty parts to the U.S. Military during World War II, resulting in the deaths of 21 pilots.

Just look at how excited she is to be photographed! Suri's gonna be one scandalous bitch, happy to be chased by the paparazzi. These tots are gonna pick up where Brit Brit left off. Suri loves this shit. :)

Suri is a fan of musicals!The two-year-old joined parents Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes for the Broadway show Hairspray May 2 �" because she loves the flick!

"Suri was so sweet in her little velvet and taffeta dress," the show's star, Jenifer Lewis told the New York Daily News Friday. Cruise and Holmes surprised Lewis by telling her that Hairspray is Suri's favorite video.

Screw Shiloh and her sixhead, Suri Cruise is a living doll! The former fugly ass baby has blossomed into a little bundle of perfection. She is so gorgeous!Continue Reading...

In the new issue of In Touch magazine, they claim that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes may be heading to splitsville. Apparently Katie is tired of being a Stepford wife and wants to be normal again. She should've known normalcy was going out the window just knowing Tom is a Scientologist. If she was smart, she would have gone into protective custody after freak boy was jumping on Oprah's couch professing his love for 'Kate'.

As the three-year anniversary of her first date with movie star Cruise looms on April 29, sources claim the actress is tired of dressing up as Mrs. Cruise and playing the perfect wife in public. "Of course Katie still loves him (Tom), but she does often feel like the little wife that has to sit there quietly and smile serenely at everything he says."

But her representative insists all talk of a broken marriage and an unhappy Holmes is ridiculous. A spokeswoman says, "She and her husband enjoy a close and loving relationship."

It's only a close relationship because Tom forces Katie to keep her thumb up his ass on a daily basis. Ever since they got together she hasn't been as bubbly as she used to be and it looks like Tom wants her to have the same hair cut as him. Girl, run for the hills while you can!

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