
Just look at how excited she is to be photographed! Suri’s gonna be one scandalous bitch, happy to be chased by the paparazzi. These tots are gonna pick up where Brit Brit left off. Suri loves this shit.
Suri is a fan of musicals!The two-year-old joined parents Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes for the Broadway show Hairspray May 2 — because she loves the flick!
“Suri was so sweet in her little velvet and taffeta dress,” the show’s star, Jenifer Lewis told the New York Daily News Friday. Cruise and Holmes surprised Lewis by telling her that Hairspray is Suri’s favorite video.
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Screw Shiloh and her sixhead, Suri Cruise is a living doll! The former fugly ass baby has blossomed into a little bundle of perfection. She is so gorgeous!
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In the new issue of In Touch magazine, they claim that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes may be heading to splitsville. Apparently Katie is tired of being a Stepford wife and wants to be normal again. She should’ve known normalcy was going out the window just knowing Tom is a Scientologist. If she was smart, she would have gone into protective custody after freak boy was jumping on Oprah’s couch professing his love for ‘Kate’.
As the three-year anniversary of her first date with movie star Cruise looms on April 29, sources claim the actress is tired of dressing up as Mrs. Cruise and playing the perfect wife in public. “Of course Katie still loves him (Tom), but she does often feel like the little wife that has to sit there quietly and smile serenely at everything he says.”
But her representative insists all talk of a broken marriage and an unhappy Holmes is ridiculous. A spokeswoman says, “She and her husband enjoy a close and loving relationship.”
It’s only a close relationship because Tom forces Katie to keep her thumb up his ass on a daily basis. Ever since they got together she hasn’t been as bubbly as she used to be and it looks like Tom wants her to have the same hair cut as him. Girl, run for the hills while you can!
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Motherhood is making Jennifer Lopez a little loopy. Well, at least I think so since she wants Tom Cruise to be her children’s godfather. He’s the best she could come up with?
“Tom is delighted. Marc wasn’t sure if it was a good idea to have a Scientologist as the kids’ godfather, especially as he and Jennifer are both Catholic. But in the end Jennifer managed to convince him to agree.” Tom — who has a 2-year-old daughter, Suri, with wife Katie Holmes — has already showered the twins with gifts. The actor reportedly spent around $200,000 on designer christening outfits for Max and Emme, ordered a giant fish tank for their nursery and gave them complete Disney DVD box sets.
Next thing you know Suri Cruise is going to be giving classes to the twins on how to be a good xenu baby. Speaking of alien babies, where the hell has Suri been hiding? Tom’s probably upset that Suri has baby fat and is putting her on a strict diet and workout regime.
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Katie Holmes went out for pizza last night and showed off her new boy cut. Check out this picture…
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