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Motherhood is making Jennifer Lopez a little loopy. Well, at least I think so since she wants Tom Cruise to be her children's godfather. He's the best she could come up with?

"Tom is delighted. Marc wasn't sure if it was a good idea to have a Scientologist as the kids' godfather, especially as he and Jennifer are both Catholic. But in the end Jennifer managed to convince him to agree." Tom â€" who has a 2-year-old daughter, Suri, with wife Katie Holmes â€" has already showered the twins with gifts. The actor reportedly spent around $200,000 on designer christening outfits for Max and Emme, ordered a giant fish tank for their nursery and gave them complete Disney DVD box sets.

Next thing you know Suri Cruise is going to be giving classes to the twins on how to be a good xenu baby. Speaking of alien babies, where the hell has Suri been hiding? Tom's probably upset that Suri has baby fat and is putting her on a strict diet and workout regime.

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Katie Holmes went out for pizza last night and showed off her new boy cut. Check out this picture...

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Katie Holmes is having a hard time dealing with Tom's lifestyle and has been getting headaches because of it. Crazy Tom is always on the go like a crack head looking for a fix and Katie just can't keep up. The poor girl is getting headaches and dizzy spells. I say freak boy Tom is drugging her up to keep her around.

Katie, 29, recently lunched at her favorite eatery, L.A.'s Joan's on Third, looking exhausted, her skin was pale, and she looked feeble and emaciated. "She gave us a weak smile and wave before leaving out the back door," an eyewitness at the restaurant says. And when the former ‘Dawson's Creek' actress was outside, a confused and unsteady Katie lent against the door frame before her bodyguard carefully guided her into a waiting SUV.

Katie has been suffering dizzy spells regularly, and has been suffering from splitting headaches that make her see black spots and feel faint. Sources say the problem is likely her weight. Although she's already wafer thin, she feels pressure to be even slimmer and is obsessive about dieting. Although Katie may never admit it, due to Tom Cruise's boundless energy, sources claim he may be the contributing factor to Katie's debilitating headaches. Katie's intense need to live up to the Top Gun star's expectations, is really taking its toll, both mentally and physically, say sources.

Katie's like a total robot on constant Tom download since they got together. I miss the old happy chick who would show her boobies in the movies!

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I thought I had heard all the crazy crap in the Tom Cruise / Katie Holmes relationship that I could possibly handle until this little gem of a story came out. Ex-Scientologist Marc Headley says that the church set up a casting call for a Tom Cruise movie in order to find a new chick.

Marc, who used to produce promotional films for the religion said following Tom's split from Penelope Cruz in 2004, the megastar told his BFF (and head of Scientology) David Miscavige that he was having trouble meeting women. So the church sent out a casting call that said, "There's an upcoming Tom Cruise movie you might get a part in. Come for an audition."

There were of course restrictions: You had to be single, pretty and in your twenties.While a few female Scientologists were rounded up â€" Traffic's Erika Christensen and CSI: Miami's Sofia Milos â€" they were all rejected as Tom focused his attention on bigger stars. "They went for Jennifer Garner, Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba, in that order," Marc says.

"Jennifer and Jessica didn't bite but Scarlett took the bait and came in for an audition. When she arrived and found out it was the Scientology Center in Hollywood, she freaked out and didn't do a tape…"

But Katie Holmes popped into the Scientologist's minds because she had previously spoken out about her crush on Tom. "They got her to L.A. and introduced her to Tom. The moment he meets her, he's enthralled with her and he told Miscavige later, "I knew immediately she was the one," Marc says.

I actually believe all of this considering the Scientologists are a bunch of crazy fuckers. Katie has been in some kind of crazy trance ever since she hooked up with the toothy little midget known as Tom Cruise.

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Katie's gorgeous!

On a side note, Katie has registered for the Boston Marathon. Hopefully, she won't forget her bra the second time around.

Suri Cruise gets a lift from mom Katie Holmes Friday at the Grove shopping center in Hollywood, where they picked up a bag of goodies at Pottery Barn Kids.

I love it!
Katie Holmes definitely has a mini-me.

Oh, and Suri has pricey shoes.

Christian Louboutin has custom-designed a pair of shoes for tiny Suri Cruise, OK! magazine reports. The company had made a mold of the tot's feet and hand-crafted a pair of bespoke shoes for her. "She'll be the youngest client," said a source.

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I actually like Katie Holmes new haircut! Much of that is due to the fact that I could care less about her and what she does with her hair. But, it's a bold new look, a great experiment and once again I don't give a shit.

And I love it when she towers over Tom! I was never reminded of what a midget he is until they started screwing. :)

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Katie Holmes makes a glam (and supportive) turn Tuesday at Cipriani in New York to support her husband, who was honored in a star-studded tribute by the Museum of the Moving Image.

I don't know what's going on, but Katie Holmes is smoking hot now. What a natural beauty. Ever since Tom robbed the cradle, she's been looking absolutely amazing. It's like she does it all effortlessly, too.

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Katie Holmes ran in the 37th annual New York City Marathon yesterday finishing the race in 5 hours and 29 minutes. Her Nazi looking hubby Tom was waiting at the finish line with their little one Suri. From the looks of the first picture she didn't seem to be wearing a sports bra, so how she even made it 5 minutes without some boob pain is beyond me. Then again she's not carrying the knockers that Joy and I have. ;)