The Cutest Alien Baby Ever, Suri Cruise August 24th, 2007
I go back and forth with calling Suri the alien baby. I just can’t seem to stop using it. She was fugly but now she’s oh, so cute!
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Rescue Suri! August 6th, 2007
Tom Cruise and his doormat Katie were spotted jet skiing with a group of friends along Corsica’s southern port of Bonafacio. Later, they were seen with Suri along the coast of Sardinia. Suri looks pissed.
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Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Will Smith & Jada Pinkette-Smith Throwing A Welcome Party For Beckhams July 19th, 2007
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, along with Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith, are throwing David and Victoria Beckham a “Welcome to America” party on Sunday. Our tipster reports, “Invitations went out all over Hollywood . . . they were printed on red velvet with tacky gold lettering.”
I can understand maybe a welcome to LA / the neighborhood type of party but not a welcome to America party. I can’t wait to see the photos from this all American shin dig! Any party with Tom Cruise involved just has to be a good old time. He’ll throw some roofies in their drinks so he can convert them to Scientology before the night’s over.
Lots Of Suri June 20th, 2007
Suri Cruise and the fam are on vacation in the south of France. The former alien baby is just too cute! It looks like she’s learning how to walk too.
Tom’s rep also announced that Katie Holmes is not pregnant. I hesitate to report pregnancy rumors cause whenever a female celebrity wears something slightly lose, tabloids claim she’s hiding a “baby bump.” And whenever a female weighs more than 110 pounds, she’s at least two months pregnant! Katie didn’t respond to the rumors, she just showed up at the beach showing off her hot bod. Work it out now!
Is Katie Pregnant With Tom’s Xenu Baby? June 19th, 2007
British newspaper The Sun is reporting that Katie Holmes is pregnant with another of Tom’s alien babies. Is Xenu Jr. on the way?
She tried to hide her bump under a loose dress as she and Tom celebrated with their pals THE BECKHAMSin Madrid.They were guests of honour at the Bernabeu to watch Becks’ last game at Real Madrid — as his team won the La Liga title.Despite being in the early stages of pregnancy Katie joined the post-match party where £30,000 of booze was downed.
A source said: “Katie and Tom are thrilled about having another baby on the way. She is glowing with happiness.”
Ooooh that sure does look like a baby bump!
