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Suri Cruise is Still Scared, Katie Holmes Doesn't Mind

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 13:00:10 EST

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes took nearly half a year to introduce pictures of Suri Cruise to the public, so it's strange that Katie and Tom would flaunt their scared child in front of the paps almost everyday.

Suri is often photographed in her mom or dad's arms. I used to think that she was spoiled, but now I understand that she's just frightened and she clings to her parents for shelter and protection. Little does she know, she's on her own!

Katie and Tom obviously do not care that the stalkerazzi scare their child. Suri is used as a damn prop and it's tragic that she has no say in the matter. Is this child abuse?

Photos: Pacific Coast News

Suri Cruise: Still Scared of the Paparazzi

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 22:13:04 EST

No matter how frightened Suri Cruise appears to be of the paparazzi, her mother Katie Holmes doesn't care. Katie actually looks thrilled to get pap'd while her 5 year-old daughter tightly clings onto her.

Can someone make a law to protect kids from the aggressive stalkerazzi?!

Suri's idea of normalcy is far different than our own. It's as though her parents are trying to make up for the first 4 months or so, after her birth when they kept her hidden, by taking her around the paps like she's a prop.

Suri and Katie were spotted in NYC this week. They were going to the gym at Chelsea Piers together for some reason. Well, Suri does need to begin working on her fitness now. She does have a growing interest in becoming a hooker.

Photos: Fame/ Flynet

Katie Holmes: Topless for H. Stern Jewelry

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 15:16:05 EST

Katie Holmes is representing luxury jewelry company H. Stern. Tom Cruise's tall wife has also modeled for Ann Taylor in the past. This time around, Katie has stripped down and she attempts to give good face to the camera. They went crazy with the blush.

Why is Katie's left arm looking hairy and much bigger than her right arm?

Katie is beautiful, but she also looks a bit possessed and lifeless in most of these pics. Even when Katie strips down, I'm still not excited. I love the photo in the middle the best and the first thumbnail isn't bad either.

Katie Holmes in Vogue Spain: Getting Her Dominatrix On!

poponthepop@gmail.com (Lil Payne) — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 11:35:59 EST

Sometimes, Tom Cruise allows Katie Holmes to have a personality and wear clothes that haven't been approved by his alien overlords. Katie took full advantage of this freedom on the latest cover of Vogue Spain.

Katie rocks a tight Lanvin dress and leather hat on the cover, and the photo spread inside shows her beating a ball-gagged Tom into submission. Okay, we made that last part up, but it's good to dream.

Hopefully, shots like this signal that Katie is ready to step out of her submissive wife and mother role and get back into career mode with some more adventurous projects.

Katie Holmes Explains Suri's Choice Of Penis Gummies

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Thu, 31 Mar 2011 12:20:31 EST

Katie Holmes made an appearance on Ellen to discuss the upcoming series 'The Kennedys' and what's up with her everyday life. You know, like the time she took Suri to the ice cream shop and she picked up a box of penis gummies?!? Yeah, Katie says she was horrified.

"Recently, I took her to get ice cream in New York at this place called Serendipity that we go to all the time. It's for kids. The clientele is children. We go in and we are waiting for a table and she grabs some gummies that are boy part gummies. I was horrified."

"P-e-n-i-s gummies. I said, oh wow those aren't Swedish fish. . . They are called p-e-n-i-s gummies and they look like it."

"They are called p-e-n-i-s gummies and they look like it. She was holding the box and I was like ok, wow we don't need that right now. Because I thought if I said put that back and then she's going to say, what is this? And I really didn't want to have that conversation. I was like, why are selling these here? This is for kids. And then it was on the cover of a magazine that I'm giving her those gummies."

Oh kids...they do the darnedest things! Suri had no clue what penis gummies were; just wait until she finds one of Tom's personal toys and runs out with it like it's a sword during a Scientology dinner party.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]

Suri Cruise Is A Spoiled Brat

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 10:44:39 EST

Suri Cruise is out of control, and if Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes allow her to remain on her rotten path, she's gonna grow up and make Lindsay, Paris and Britney look like nuns. Suri gets away with everything and the whole Scientology nonsense isn't making her any better. Apparently Scientologists treat their kids like "independent individuals capable of making their own decisions."

A couple of people who aren't happy with the way Suri is being raised is Katie's parents Martin and Kathleen Holmes.

"They're very worried that Tom isn't letting Suri enjoy the childhood she deserves because of his Scientology beliefs."

It's obvious Suri is turning into a little demon because she "often throws temper tantrums when she's out with Katie and Tom." One person witnessed Katie and the nanny trying to get Suri in her car seat, but she wasn't having any part of it.

"As always, Suri won and didn't have to sit in her car seat."

They can send her to my house and I'll teach her a little discipline and respect. It's called telling her no and not letting her have what she wants. I know, a major challenge that even Tom and Katie can't handle. I think they're the ones who actually need the lessons.

Suri Cruise: What Kind Of Gummies You Got?

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 16:05:51 EST

Suri Cruise took a midnight trip to Serendipity 3 with momma Katie Holmes last night, because all 4 year-olds should be hanging out in dessert restaurants. Anyway, that's besides the point. While Katie was looking around and chatting in the gift shop, her midget Suri was spotted holding some interesting candy.... Penis gummies!

Now, Katie may not have been paying attention to what she was holding, but a source says the group did buy the penis gummies before leaving the store.

'The Penis Gummies sweets were purchased by the group from the gift shop at the front of the restaurant.'

I honestly don't believe those were for Suri, they're just using her as a decoy. I think Katie bought them for Tom Cruise hoping they will satisfy his needs for some dude's wang in his mouth. Heck, they might even be close to Tommy boy's size, so it would be like rubbin' buddies. Ewwwww.

Suri Cruise Still Sucks a Pacifier

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 13:31:45 EST

One chick I don't ever wanna mess with is Suri Cruise, because I'm confident she would totally kick my a*s. Suri was spotted sucking a pacifier; she's 4 years old.

This should come as a surprise to no one, considering that Suri is a princess. Her mother's only function is to carry Suri around whenever she doesn't feel like walking and to buy her high heel shoes. Suri will drop kick Katie and tie her up with shoelaces if she ever complains. I see ninja in those eyes.

Suri Cruise Shops For High Heels

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Tue, 11 Jan 2011 18:30:02 EST

Suri Cruise continues to diligently prepare for her future career as a $20 hooker.

The 4 year old's obsession with heels remains intact. It looks like Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' lil brat is still dressing herself. On the bright side, Suri has clearly had a brush put to her scalp and it looks like she got a haircut too.

Katie and Suri were shopping in an upscale store where Suri was photographed trying on heels and looking at her teeth in the mirror. Katie's looking completely exhausted. One can only imagine how draining it must be to deal with Princess Suri day in and day out.

Suri Cruise Needs a Haircut

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Thu, 23 Sep 2010 19:22:31 EST

One chick I don't ever wanna mess with is Ms. Suri Cruise. The toddler drinks water outta wine glasses, has an iPad, an $850 purse, and a shoe and makeup collection that could make any grown woman jealous.

Suri's hair is always looking messy cause you know she'll bite anyone who tries to put a brush to it.

Katie Holmes' paparazzi magnet was spotted in Prague, where Tom Cruise is shooting Mission Impossible 4. It's adorable that she's already in mommy mode with her stroller and her doll.

If Suri doesn't want a haircut, the least her parents could do is give her a hair tie or a headband. Katie may have asked Suri if she wanted a haircut to which Suri probably began screaming obscenities and reminded her that the only cutting that will take place in their house is what Suri will be doing to Katie if she asks about a haircut again. This four year-old diva means business.