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Who knew that Rihanna and Ms. Katy Perry were BFFs? I did a little research, and according to a Katy Perry website, Katy Perry contacted Rihanna after Chris Brown pulled a Chris Brown on her a*s and has been there for RiRi ever since. They have also planned a Puerto Rico vacation.

The two pop singers were seen having fun on the beach, on a boat and in the water in Rihanna's homecountry of Barbados. They both look like they had a great time and I love it when people who seem completely different make great friends. I'm a fan of both of these b*tches and I pray to Gawd that Katy's vacay does something good to her pasty, albino skin.

I remember the days when I used to detest Katy Perry and say that she sounded like she was shooting up steroids in her vadge lips.

She still has a deep voice, but her single "Thinking of You" has really won me over. Ms. Perry is also really talented, penning songs for Kelly Clarkson and Miley Cyrus.

I can't hate on talent and I can't hate on a savvy business woman - Katy represents both. The b*tch could use a tan or lighter makeup - but she does need all the painting and fake lashes to look hawt. She knows what works with her, which is great. She is no Xtina Aguilera when it comes to transforming her entire face just to walk down the street.

Here goes some Katy Paper magazine quotes. Sorry if my intro was long. I seem to be in a typing mood.

"For a long time, I wished for boobies; I got that. And I wished to have a record out, and I got that. And now I have both boobies and a record -- I don't think there's anything else a woman needs."

"I was always that person who said the unspoken. I remember even in school, if someone had a crush on someone, I'd go up to that person and I'd say, 'My friend has a crush on you, do you like her? You don't? OK, great. She can move on.' Or, 'You like her? Great, I just made something happen.'"

"This is a really important time in my life. During the next two or three years, if I do things right, I will have a real career, and if I don't, well, I'll just be that girl who kissed a girl."

"It'll definitely be a more present record -- my first record was made during a span of five years, and I'm hopefully going to make my next record in a lot less time than that. I still want to make a pop record, but I want to make a fun, like, Calvin Harris-style record. I'm hoping to work with him on it, actually."

Katy Perry and Josh Groban may sound like a perfect couple, but the two singers are not romantically involved, according to his rep.

"Josh and Katy are very close friends and hang out, but they are not a couple," Groban's rep, Luke Burland, tells PEOPLE in response to rumors of a relationship between the two.

Perry, who split with Travis McCoy in January, is currently touring her One of the Boys record. Groban, who is working on a new album, attended her Los Angeles show in February.

Why did Perez, very good friends of both Katy and Josh, leak this story in the first place? It's bad PR for him and I don't think either of 'em needed this rumor. Bummed. I think Katy's a sweet girl underneath all her thick makeup and I think her and Josh are just the kind of "opposites attract" couple that could work. Sigh. She dated the dude from Gym Class Heroes. Josh is an upgrade.

Josh Groban and Katy Perry are both friends with Perez Hilton. Josh Groban and Katy Perry both hang out with Perez at the same time. Josh Groban and Katy Perry probably hang out with Perez at the same time with plenty of alcohol running through their veins coupled with dim lighting and foreplay music playing in the background. It was bound to happen. Bloggers are saying that these two are a new item. I like Katy and Josh and I wish them nothing but the best until they duet together. Please. Gawd. No.

Katy Perry and Ellen sing "I Kissed a Girl" on the Ellen DeGeneres show and Katy is fighting the urge to slap Ellen and stuff some toilet paper down her throat. They sound worse than conceivable. Hideousness. Awfulness. Disastrous! Katy wants Ellen to stop butchering her song so much that when verse 2 comes around, Katy says, "I forgot the words!" What a lie teller!

Here's Katy Perry's Esquire photos where she's wearing a push-up that makes her look like she's smuggling fruit in her bra. I was totally clueless that the fauxmosexual has a chin dimple.

I pride myself on being observant, especially when it comes to physical features. Sometimes I clearly miss the mark. It wasn't until I took pictures of my boy toy years later that I noticed that he, too, has a chin dimple. Now that is just sad!

Katy is gorgeous!

Something tells me it would be entertaining, just a hunch.

There are no words.

Katy Perry was forced to leave Wednesday night's 2009 Brit Awards early after vomiting backstage. The fauxmosexual's illness came on strong shortly after she picked up an award for Best International Female Solo artist.

I'm so sick right now, but they said I should show up because something special might happen. Thank you to everyone at my record label. (I proved) I work pretty hard because I want to die right now," Katy told the audience.

Katy vomited as soon as she left the stage. She had to leave the Brits after she won.

I need to know the color, quantity, and if Benji Madden's cum was in Katy's throw up in order for me to care. Seriously. If my wishes are a bit much, some video would suffice.

Katy Perry tells TV Guide that she's only kissing her cat.

"I've actually taken a vow of celibacy this year. No kissing anyone. Just my cat, Kitty Purry."

I dunno what this bitch has to do in order to make me like her, even a lil bit.

My hatred began with her annoying, gets-stuck-in-your-head song, then it continued when I found out she wrote it about ScarJo, someone she never met nor kissed, and my hatred just grows deeper like everyday.

The only thing that can cure it is when her 15 minutes implode. It'll happen, but I'm impatient. I want it to happen yesterday. If Katy were Ashlee Simpson, a chick I like, I'd think her quote above was cute, a lil funny even. But coming from an attention whore, it's contrived and stupid and something she will probably write another fucking song about. "I kissed a cat and I liked it!" Then the cat scratched your throat out, bitch. I'm bad! I know, just saying.